Harry: I have to go to the bathroom so bad.
Ron: That's the third time today, man, what is going on with you?
Harry: Oh, Ginny freaked out cause I told her I never drink water so now she's making me drink eight glasses a day. It's like, there's water in soda! There's water in coffee! There's little pools of water on pizza!
Hermione: That's grease, Harry.
Harry: Well it's wet, isn't it?
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
Harry: [kicks the door open with a panicked look]
Ginny: What did you do?!
Harry: Nobody died!
Ginny: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Ron: Can we stop at McDonald’s?
Mrs. Weasley: Ronald, I’m making dinner at home.
Ron: [crying] I hate this fucking family.
James: I can't stop myself from wanting to kiss her!
Peter: Now you know how I feel sitting next to those M&M's all day.
Remus: Why don’t you just move the M&M's?
Peter: Shut up!
Draco: That's my way of doing things. When life gives me pain, I take that pain and push it down. And if that pain starts to come up again, I push more pain down on top of it. Why confront something when you can avoid it, right?
Harry: ...Draco, do you need a hug?
Like/reblog if you think that you don't need to medically transition to be transgender
dere you go
Honestly shout out to people with anxiety and panic disorders, y'all don’t get enough recognition for your hard work. Pushing through your body’s instinct to fight/flee/freeze at the slightest worry is a whole new level of strength. You’re battling almost everyday against a fast-acting animalistic response that humans have been experiencing since the dawn of time, a response that is literally designed to take full control of your actions away from you. That takes so much courage and perseverance. You’re strong as fuck.
Sirius: I think you misunderstood what I was saying before. I'm not an elitist.
Lily: “Elitist?” What's that?
Sirius: Like someone who thinks they're better than—
Lily:
Sirius: You know what elitist means.
OMG. I cried because of this!!! They will always be inour hearts. Reblog forever!!!!
the song