Harry, turning around: Hermione, please excuse my language-
Harry, turning back to Ron: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
but but but what if they say they are an ally and aren’t really accepting?
Sirius: Nice hands, Moony.
Remus: Uh...thank you?
Sirius: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-
James: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.
Remus: Can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow? beautiful? By the water? Unburdened?
Sirius: I want to be the Whomping Willow instead. It beats the shit out of everyone and everything.
You can only reblog this on 14th march
Remus: This is a bad idea.
James: Yeah, I couldn't agree more, but what other choice do we have?
Remus: We could choose life...
Hey you know what sucks is predatory companies that make you enter your email address so that they can harass and advertise to you to access resources you might need to keep track of expenses after a disaster. So, uh, fuck them.
If you need to track the cost of things like hotel stays, pet kenneling, medical care, etc. after a disaster you can use this worksheet.
If you need to create an inventory of your home for an insurance claim (and if you'd like to do this to keep someplace safe before a disaster) you can use this worksheet (two pages, instructions on the first page, worksheet on the second).
And here's a FEMA document with numbers for disaster relief groups and a checklist of documents that you may need to have replaced as well as a description of what to do if you had cash in your home that was destroyed and can possibly be replaced.
500,000 notes by the time I turn 21, (07/07/2021) I will get a TUA tattoo