I'll Be Fine Without My Right Lung......right??

Sirius: Oh c’mon, I didn’t drink that much last night!

James: You were flirting with Moony.

Sirius: So what?? He’s my boyfriend.

James: You asked if he was single...

James: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

Remus Lupin: Your mood swings are so annoying.

Sirius Black: No no its not mood swings its emotional parkour.

Master Posts Links

All the dabbles I have posted on my DC x DP account. Under a read more due to how long it is. Broken into three categories:

Multi-parts - Dabbles that have more than one part written.

One-shots- Dabbles with only one part written.

Requests- Dabbles written for the requests of readers. (Note: If a request is for a continuation of the other two categories, they will be filed in Milti-parts)

Master Post 1 Link

Master Post 2 Link

Please read the indexes to determine which master post each au is filed in.

As of 02/10/2024: The newest stuff is inside of Master Post 2. If there are many parts from Master Post 1, they will remain on that one.

MASTER POST 1 INDEX:

Multi-parts:

The Royal Consort,

The Bakery is a Front!...right?,

Child Support

Alfred's Boy

The Adoptive Son

Phantom's Number 1 fan

Passion for Fashion

Danny and The Fan Blog

Congratulations! It's Triplets!:

Ghost King Summon dare

The Dauntless Matchmaker

Demon and Angel Brat

One-shots:

The Assistant

The Ghost Trio's Food Trip

Legal Compensation

Love Among Fans

Lex Luther's Youngest

Misplace Baby:

The Infinite Realms Hobby Store:

Obsession Runs in the Family

Farm Hand

Vague Threats

Game of Deadly Love

Retired-Rouge

The Real Blood Son

The Kid of Candles

Magic Older Brother

Keep The God Kid Busy!

Dog walker

Clockwork's Cookbook

Respawn and Relive

The Summoning Conditions of the Ghost King

Finders Keeper

What's the rule again?

The Contact, the Butler and the Sly Time Lord

Big Fish in Gotham Pond:

Immunity system:

Wrong Number:

Timeline Prevention Squad

Requests

The Masters are Aliens

Ghost Zone Read

Red Hood's Snow

Jason Sees Dead People

Ghost Dad

Wayne Manor Ghost

The Siren of Iceberg Lounge

Single Dad

The Orginal

The Ghost King's Fibs

Red ParentHood

Woo thy Butler, My Lord

Jason's Doll

Cass the Halfa

Double Vision

Dealeyed Soulmates

Rescue Mission

Danny's Online Persona

Practice makes perfect

Alley Boyfriends:

MASTER POST 2 INDEX:

Multi-Parts

Cave Boy

Cass the Halfa

Danny's Grill

Freelance Inventor

The Audit

Why Ten?

Mr. Flavor

Cluster of Cores

Demon Head Slightly to the left

One-Shots

Red Yummy

It's all Fun and Games Kids!

Professional Protector of Love

The Backroads

In 30 Minutes or less

One hell of a good bellhop

Mr. Flavor

Danny Fenton's Ex

Corporate Rivals

Rude Kryptonian

The Summoned Demon

New Management

Ecto-Specialist

Side Hustle

Requests

Batman with a gun's lover

IRS's boogie man

Super Robin

Dear Elder Brother's mistakes

The Undead Florist

Pit's Merman

Dullahan is my roomate

Nightowl Appartement

The one with Sunset Hair

Phone a friend

Billy's Parents

The Cinnamon Roll's son

The ost In-Laws

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Harry Potter: [breathes]

Snape: Why is he doing that?

Dumbledore: Doing what, Severus?

Snape: Look at Potter over there, breathing and shit.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

OMG i want to see this happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.

But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.

Then Boo tells Lilo all about this weird thing that happened to her when she was a kid, and how no one ever believed her but she knows it was real. 

And cue Lilo and Boo busting into the Monster world to rescue Stitch and wreaking mad havoc in the process.

Percy: Thanks Nico. You’re the best.

Nico: No problem. Anytime.

*Percy and Nico hug*

Aphrodite and Jason [watching from afar, behind a bush with binoculars]: Now……kisss

If this gets

500,000 notes by the time I turn 21, (07/07/2021) I will get a TUA tattoo

This has a rape, abortion, miscarriage, and pedophile warning

Okay, so if you live in the states, then you already know whats going down. The abortion banning. Now, onto why this has those four specific warnings. Arkansas has decided it would be a brilliant idea to let a rapist sue a victim for getting an abortion, while, presumably, he gets to go free, without a charge. In a few other states woman get the death penalty for a miscarriage. As someone who has had a miscarriage, this pisses me off so much. Even birth control is being banned. This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen in my almost 19 years of living. Not a lot of people I know are fighting for women’s rights and that pisses me off. So I’m going to say now, if you are against abortions, that can save a woman’s life, or a rape victim for losing her family, stop following me and block me. As I said on Facebook, actually, let me just go get that. I was and still am livid about it. Here’s the post.

If you think making abortions illegal is okay, get the fuck out of my friends list. If you think a woman should still have a child after getting raped, get the fuck off my friends list. If you think it is okay for a woman who will die before she can give birth, not to get an abortion, get the fuck out. If you think it is okay for a child to not get an abortion and not kicked out of her family, is not okay, get the fuck out. Women are not your fucking incubators. If you think you get to have a say in someone else’s life, get the fuck out. If you tell a woman what she can and cannot do, get the fuck out. If you think giving women the death penalty is okay for have a miscarriage, get the fuck out. If you think the father gets to have a say, get the fuck out. The only way a father gets a say in it is if he doesn’t leave the woman he got pregnant. If men want to have sex all the time, get a vasectomy. They’re reversible. If you have an issue with that, get the fuck out. Woman cannot get a hysectomy unless she is in her thirties and has a minimum of three children. All because of a doctor saying “what if you want children some day?” “What will your SO think about it?” If you think a cishet male should have control over a woman’s body, get the fuck out. If you have an issue with this post, get the fuck out. I don’t want to deal with your shit. I don’t want to deal with people who tell others how to live their lives. You types of people, are the bottom feeders. It doesn’t matter how much you get paid or how rich you are. You are a bottom feeder. Another person’s life does not affect yours unless they are trying to harm you or others. Not a fucking thing in their uterus. Seriously. Get out.

I’m sorry, but I’m not really sorry. Shit I even lost two people I thought were my friends, and as my mother told me, I am pro-choice. It’s more like I’m pro-stay the fuck out of others business. I will even show you the embryo they are banning at for an abortion.

Six weeks. This, I’m sorry to say it, isn’t a person. It is an embryo. They look like itty bitty shrimp to me. If you’re going to be pro-life, you need to be caring for the homeless children and children in foster homes too. You need to care about the mother’s life. I am so done with people telling women how to live their life. I’m done with people telling men how to live their life. And to be honest, this shit that’s going on is why I haven’t been as active. I am literally at my wits end with all of this bullshit going on. My fiance and I are in the same boat, he is a person of color and I know the government because it’s so fucking racist won’t listen to those of you who are a person of color and frankly, that pisses me the fuck off too. There is literally no difference from anyone. We are all made up of the same genetic material, and as someone who is a pretty hardcore atheist, I’ll say, that if there is a God, why is he or she letting this happen? This is so wrong for anything. I mean, those of you who have spoken to me, I’m usually pretty light hearted, but, this is the last straw. I’m so fucking pissed that my favorite junk food won’t make me less upset. I’ll just look at it and continue being angry about what the states have come too. Like, seriously, how much worse is this going to get? Are all the legal people of color going to get removed from the states? Are we all going to be in one large genocide? I wish Obama were still president now. He should have never have been succeeded by fucking Trump. I am so sorry that I have ranted for this long, but I am pissed.

Sirius: You know you're not my mum, right?

McGonagall: You stop acting like my child, I'll stop acting like your mother.