Bottoming So Women Will Lay On Top Of Me Like A Weighted Blanket

dinosaur: babe do u love me?

other dinosaur: ofc babe

david attenborough: the meteor will not hit their planet for another millennia. it is now, that their love may blossom

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being horny on main leads to horny jail

being romantic on main deserves real life prison

she backed that ass up like a local disk

she dask on my array until i chunk

therians are just post-tiktok otherkin

*standing amidst the sublime beauty of nature, experiencing real joy for the first time in years*

chat? chat is this real? chat is this —

obama on linked in be like “hello….. i am .. former president. barack. … obama. … and i am. …. hashtag. open to work.”

something really heartwarming about being starving hungry on a train (food thing was closed) and being given food by two moms sitting in front of me.

american psycho? no. american femboy