Something Really Heartwarming About Being Starving Hungry On A Train (food Thing Was Closed) And Being

*taking a bite of the fruits of my labor* mmmm delicious. excellent. that really turned out well.

how it feels to have a relaxing midweek walk through a field outside ur job in the foothills

albuterol is just nox for cyclists

extinct in the wild :/

So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

she coot on my bandi till i crash

“it’s not about you and me. it’s about us” i say to the tailgating F150 behind me as i stomp on the brakes.

call me steel cut the way i’m oats

please say nice things about me in therapy 🥺

this would be a significant breakthrough in printer design imo

i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.

*rhetorically* why tf is this wierd app so wierd?