Being Horny On Main Leads To Horny Jail

showin up to the function with 17 rounds of chemotherapy

offsides is the en-pessant of football

*rhetorically* why tf is this wierd app so wierd?

i don’t got that dog in me anymore.

he got put down.

anyway — im probably gonna stay in the weekend to finish up some paperwork and wait for death.

yeah

The somewhat sexual quality of sand

babe wanna push this boulder up this hill with me?

stuff like this is why i’m sure the moon landings aren’t faked.

The biggest reason I KNOW we haven't captured an alien spacecraft is that its specs haven't been leaked on War Thunder forums

she skulks on my shrieker until my sensor does the warden

this STI got me feeling pro life

me when i’m playing minecraft: you know i’m cubin’