Gonna Throw Strip Poker With The Boys Tonight ;)

love that one calvin and hobbes strip where they try to commit ecoterrorism

they should giving toothy bjs at guantanamo

something really heartwarming about being starving hungry on a train (food thing was closed) and being given food by two moms sitting in front of me.

“my flaccid penis looks like luigi’s vacuum”

hannah montana linux is secular temple os

posts like this make my glad i can read

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

saving these for later

and summore

can we play tag???

brb gonna drink glow stick sauce and break my arm to see if it glows

being horny on main leads to horny jail

being romantic on main deserves real life prison