“my Flaccid Penis Looks Like Luigi’s Vacuum”

bitch you think you’re the shit? you’re not even the shart.

i microwaved my spaghetti so much that the textures broke

the speed racer movie is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of cinema of all time

> why

🤔

I wonder why the average human K/D is

got so much motion they call it a sickness

*david attenborough voice* little is known about the nesting habits of wizards although they do seem to prefer the austere solitude of towers

pussy so good it do splash damage

a dragonfly landed on my fishing rod!!!1!1!!! suicide postponed!!!!1!1!!

i triple dog dare you to post this on r/economics

We gotta stop trying to guide our economy based on financial metrics - growth is more likely to harm livelihoods than help them at this point

waking up at 7 am for my hour and a half commute to spiritual enlightenment :(((