I Microwaved My Spaghetti So Much That The Textures Broke

stuff like this is why i’m sure the moon landings aren’t faked.

The biggest reason I KNOW we haven't captured an alien spacecraft is that its specs haven't been leaked on War Thunder forums

american psycho? no. american femboy

ankle deep in my own milk

computer. good vibes, man.

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

somehow, while waking today, my phone came unlocked and got most of the way through buying a pair of pants before i noticed.

i’m not sure what a vriska is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask

the good ending

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

adderall is the thinking man’s ozempic

*rhetorically* why tf is this wierd app so wierd?

nothing slaps quite as hard as renard

The furry community know how to make music godamn