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tumblr, i am not an elderly person. i am a minor. i can read. i have good vision. don't make me have the grandma sized icons

Andddd now all the icons are big. What the fuck

the proportions are all wrong

why is everyone so large now

what have you done tumblr mobile

why are they all so large

why is everyone so large now

what have you done tumblr mobile

why are they all so large

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...ok so I'm blaming @crazygnomenclature entirely for putting this in my head this morning.

Well, Fran??

WELL????

hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.

average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias

Original comic by Rasenth

earlier today one of my friends informed me that tornadoes can happen at night and that is SO MUCH SCARIER I never even CONSIDERED they could do that at night- a huge vortex of unfeeling wind killing and destroying with no discretion AND IT CAN HAPPEN IN THE DARK?????? WHILE I'M SLEEPING !!???!!!!!?! FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS

It’s so funny seeing non-science people write scientist characters. specifically when arcane fans write Jayce and Viktor and they’re in the lab just talking about “solving equations.” exquisite.

yo who up solving they equation

My masterpiece

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

Once I dreamt Will Wood did a social experiment where he did a live stream and if it had 0 viewers he would make new music, then his internet failed and the stream crashed so he was forced to make new music, he wrote an album called “I hate you all (you all suck)” and it went viral on tiktok to the point he was on tv shows and really well known as “that one tiktok guy” he was so fed up he went on tour where he just reprimanded each member of the audience individually by name. Every show sold out

Do conservatives go to hell?

No because (I cannot stress this enough) not every single conservative is a fascist who wants to kill everyone who isn’t white. My grandmother and my parents are conservative and they’ve supported me throughout my transition, and some of them voted blue. I will harp on this until my dying breath but I feel as though tumblr has gotten so caught up in its own self-righteousness that they forget that some of the ways they talk and act are the exact same ways that people on other sites talk about transgender people or liberals or countless others and I will die on this hill, but I believe that violence begets more violence and once you’ve created a culture around any kind of violent struggle, people will start looking for the next target instead of actually caring about those they’re defending.

god is dead

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THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

pegging isnt gay. if you're a guy, and a woman pegs you, that's heterosexual, not gay

UwU

I GROW STRONGER!

NYAAAAAAAAAA!

reblogs appreciated

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this:

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My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

reblog this post to give the person you reblogged it from bigger breasts

I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

reblog to remind a trans person that no matter what they have or haven't been through as a trans person they're still trans and deserve to use that label

Slenderman Miku inspired by this post.

i know it might feel brittle and gray but please hold on. tomorrow will be kinder

“While I’m really intrigued by the idea of technology that can make Mark Zuckerberg do and say whatever I want, this video wasn’t quite there yet. At the very least, they could have put him on a shirtless body or something. I eventually managed to climax, but it took forever.” McCurdy later admitted, however, that the deepfake video provided results far superior to those achieved by his old method of manually photoshopping Mark Zuckerberg’s head onto the nude bodies of male models.

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