LEGO - Rubber Duck 

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

i don't exactly know why i did this but last night i had the innate urge to be cozy so i turned my desk into a pillow fort at 11:00 last night

i also, for style, went under our stairs and grabbed some battery powered string lights from our christmas decorations

i slept in it for a while, but surprisingly, an actual bed is a little softer than the floor

don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real

Saturday? No, you misheard me.

Satoadday.

tumblr, i am not an elderly person. i am a minor. i can read. i have good vision. don't make me have the grandma sized icons

Andddd now all the icons are big. What the fuck

when i first saw him i thought he was pondering at his reflection in the water but then i realized hes just begging for this drowned to come to the surface so he can chuck him across the river like the sack of wet meat he is

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me