Latest Posts by ju22willy - Page 6

necrophilliacs be like

TIME IS NOW

LIVE IS HERE

MINECRAFT IS LIVE

Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day

A new study from Boston University’s School of Public Health has found that anyone, including you, could feasibly lose an arm at any moment due to a vast number of possible events outside your control.

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

not sure; i'm on mobile (on iphone if that makes any difference) so i have no clue if it's just a rare exception or something else

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

happy stab julius caesar day

oh my god i was looking through the notes looking for someone else i still have the smiley too and im so confused

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

The fact that before today I had no idea what the ides of march was and now I'm confidently explaining it to my entire friend group really sums up the fact that all tumblr users share a single braincell... and the braincell says STAB

What if I put bees in your blood what then huh smart guy?

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

Fuck the person you reblog this from, reblog to give YOURSELF bigger tits!

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

this post get 10k i'll tell my mom i'm a woman

no I can't close my tabs. what if I accidentally close my emotional support Wikipedia page about historical instances of cannibalism that's been open for 3 years? what happens then??? what will be left of me????

trans rights are human rights dammit!!!!!

reblog to make your own boobs bigger

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

when i first saw him i thought he was pondering at his reflection in the water but then i realized hes just begging for this drowned to come to the surface so he can chuck him across the river like the sack of wet meat he is

yeah this works

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

Saturday? No, you misheard me.

Satoadday.