Latest Posts by ju22willy - Page 7

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

“I have nothing to hide” Asks

(For those daring enough to reblog)

1. What are 4 tabs that you have open on your browser right now?

2. Have you ever thought about seriously harming someone?

3. How are you feeling emotionally right now?   

4. What type of place(Like building) are you in right now?       

5. Does anyone know your deepest, darkest secret?

6. Have you ever tried to feign mental illness for personal gain?

7. Do you have any enemies?

8. Do you have any people you only pretend to like?

9. What is one item that you never let anyone besides yourself look at or in?

10. Do you have any talents that people say you have but you don’t believe you actually have?

11. Something you like that other people generally do not like?

12. Are you a Virgin?  

13. Is there anyone that your grandma would hate that you are subscribed to on youtube?

14. Introvert or extrovert?

15. What is the most used application on your device?

16. How much fan fiction have you actually read?

17. Worst Fears?

18. Biggest mistake you’ve ever made?

19. Worst lie you’ve ever told?

20. Do you consider yourself a trustworthy person?

YOU NOT SEE SO FAR

WORLD IS SNOW

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

imagine dragons for anglerfish must be like… oh the misery… my microscopic husband is attached to meee

yuppie getting a tarot reading: the Death card? does that mean i’m gonna die?

tarot reader: not necessarily, Death represents transformation. it could involve some real strife, but in fact it often indicates things turning around for the better. i mean, we’re barely two years into the new millennium, and with the economy increasingly globalizing i can reasonably predict big changes in your particular career, possibly even great fortune!

yuppie: oh hell yeah man

*the tarot reader draws another card*

tarot reader: oh. The Tower. mhm. that’s… yeah. interesting. ok.

*the tarot reader draws the next card, places it beside the previous one, and silently stares at both*

yuppie: …are there supposed to be two of those?

Happy Valentine's Day! Here are some gay robots :3

Fuck it

Notes game

Limit 3 notes per person

I’ll try my best to follow up on this with results but I may forget

10 notes: touch grass DONE

30 notes: try and care abt my schoolwork IN PROGRESS

50 notes: get more sleep IN PROGRESS

100 notes: come out to my extended family IN PROGRESS

120 notes: find another reason to live (I have 2 rn and desperately need more) DONE

150 notes: engage more with my irl friends DONE

200 notes: get over my fear of clickers (long story) IN PROGRESS

300 notes: stop hating myself IN PROGRESS

SECRET GOAL UNLOCKED!!! 420 NOTES: I’ll eat a weed or whatever ppl do idk I don’t get high (this is a joke for the record) DONE

500 notes: ascend to the heavens and rain hellfire upon my enemies (this is a joke I don’t think we make it this far) DONE

690 notes: Nice DONE

1000 notes: become god

STRETCH GOALS (adding these bc I wanna keep the game goin it’s rly fun for me)

1100 notes: start planing to take over the world of gods

1200 notes: kill the first god and take their power

1300 notes: kill the second god and take their power

1400 notes: kill the third god and take their power

1500 notes: use the power of the slain gods to gain domain over everything and rule as god-queen of the universe

(It would be so funny if I got this far)

you'll live forever tonight

WORLD IS SNOW

a part of thee, in the key of what we know to be every part without me

WORLD IS SNOW

[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

at the edge of a universe, humming a tune

WORLD IS SNOW

gonna start calling my hrt 'mouse bites' because i need it to live

MIKU NO MONEY??

@bbnotumbl

I want to be someone's girly little girlfriend but I'm built like a charging chuck from super Mario it's not fair

The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”

*in a donald trump impersonation*

and you see i am flat as a board, yes flat as a board i say, there are no boobies here, simply none, which is a shame, such a shame that there are no boobies, none to be found, i look here and i see none at all

Hot people love (insert flag) ! I have 26 variations, but please reblog or comment if you want to request one that’s not here!!

(More flags below the cut)

so if "impotent" means you can't get hard, then what does "omnipotent" mean?

actually no the funniest types of pokemon are the ones that are half normal type. like yeah this lion breathes fire but not that much fire yknow .it’s still a lion

not a dream

English is not my first language

accidents sometimes happen

today I confused the Once-ler with the word incel

that is all

Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

what is the meaning of life pls

Gay sex and punching Facsists

i second the one person in the tags, what about the great spaghetti god

Are you specifically the Christian God or just kind of a generic, average deity?

I’m the tumblr god, who just so happens to bear a lot of theological similarities with a generalized form of the Christian god, although I can do (not good) comedy impressions of my cousins Allah and Yahweh, I am not them.

Alright fine staring a notes game

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess

See ya on the other side

i don't exactly know why i did this but last night i had the innate urge to be cozy so i turned my desk into a pillow fort at 11:00 last night

i also, for style, went under our stairs and grabbed some battery powered string lights from our christmas decorations

i slept in it for a while, but surprisingly, an actual bed is a little softer than the floor