With Everything Yes

(I tried to draw Dom as a mouse and Taurtis as a cat, this is just a quick drawing) But Taurtis likes doms cool hat

Dom mouse

OMG

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.... the homeless deserve better

@mysticalfriendlyintrovert

Grian: what?

Taurtis, yelling: you are a fucking asshole what the living fuck did the rabbit do to you!?

Grian:.......

Taurtis: well!?

Grian, speaking softly: but your my Taurtis, you know I dont like you chilling with rabbits

Taurtis: I-I am sorry.... I

Grian, cutting Taurtis off: no you're right...

Taurtis:

Grian, smiling: I should have droped it into lava instead!

Taurtis: Grian!

[Grian, and Taurtis incorrect quotes]

Taurtis, holding a small white bunny with red eyes: you're scary but cute

Taurtis: Grian!

Grian:

Taurtis: can we keep it?

Grian, grabbing the rabbit and holding it up: can I punt it!?

Taurtis: no

Grian: then the answer is no

Taurtis:

Grian, drop kicking the rabbit: well there we go

Taurtis: why?

i love the thought of Grian dropkicking a bunny and getting yelled at for why he did that

@mysticalfriendlyintrovert also may I mention the fact they always found something to berate Taurtis about during the build battle things.

Can we talk about the shit Taurtis endured during evo and build swap.

I want to start a petition to rename Evo to “Taurtis angst+” (/j)

but yeah, his childhood friend ended up being an anarchist who found joy in blowing him up, he was constantly dragged to pick sides, he was haunted by a spirit that looked exactly like him but purple, possibly taken by the watchers,he was even forced to become mayor even though he didn’t run 

https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

[My favorite ones from here]

Grian : Mumbo and I are having a baby.

Taurtis : That's gre-

Grian , slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Grian , driving Taurtis and Mumbo: So how was your day?

Taurtis : We almost got surprise adopted!

Grian : What?

Mumbo: We almost got kidnapped.

Grian : Oh, okay.

Grian : *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Grian : Tell Taurtis about the birds and the bees.

Mumbo: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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<Stiched hermits> Grian and Taurtis head cannons

• Grian is the first stuffie with a robotic skeleton Taurtis finds

• it takes almost a month to fix Grian

• After a few months they began to trust each other

• due to Grian being the first found he is rather protective of Taurtis

• as in try anything and you'll end up dead

• Taurtis sleeps with Grian in his bed

• this annoys the "stuffie" but he gets over it

• if to much heat or cold is applied to Grians legs it bothers the "stuffie" and causes him to act up

• due to this Taurtis is very careful with temperature

• Grian is water proof and difficult to burn with fire

• they have an almost older brother little brother bond

• Grian sometimes scares and accidentally hurts Taurtis

• Taurtis makes this clear

• If Grian views you as a threat he will not stop till you're dead or if Taurtis gets him to

• taurtis has several nick names for Grian

• Grian has a few for him as well

• they will do any bonding activity

• Grian likes teasing taurtis about being very jumpy

• low volts don't bother Grian but if you zap him with enough he will shut down temporally

• taurtis trys to keep Grian from tazers

(If you have any questions be free to ask)

• you can cause Grian to shut down and do damage to him if you target the thing he's protecting because his attention will change leaving him venerable even if temporally

• if said thing gets hurt though he snaps, good luck when that happens

•Because of this Taurtis hides things from Grian afraid Grian could get destroyed

• most of the time Grian finds out anyways

• Grian knows when Taurtis lies to him and can instinctively find him

• taurtis showers Grian with love, perhaps too much love and care

Tw: f-slur, swearing, telling someone to kill them selves

This makes me sick…

CC!Taurtis did nothing wrong, (not that I know of) he’s a really nice guy. Yeah, so what if he’s not friends with Sam? So what? Idc, you wanna know why I don’t care? Because I mind my own business and y’all should do the same.

Telling CC!Taurtis to kill himself, calling him slurs, and saying he’s ugly is very childish! Grow the hell up! CC!Taurtis doesn’t deserve this hate..

this 4th of july i would like to boost my tribe’s bee farm!! https://iowaybeefarm.com/ is their website! They sell honey, beeswax products, giant jars of bee pollen, lip balms and lotions!

pretty much everything is really cheap (much cheaper than it should be) and you can get a whole gift basket for 35 bucks!