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[My favorite ones from here]
Grian : Mumbo and I are having a baby.
Taurtis : That's gre-
Grian , slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Grian , driving Taurtis and Mumbo: So how was your day?
Taurtis : We almost got surprise adopted!
Grian : What?
Mumbo: We almost got kidnapped.
Grian : Oh, okay.
Grian : *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Grian : Tell Taurtis about the birds and the bees.
Mumbo: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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