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[My favorite ones from here]

Grian : Mumbo and I are having a baby.

Taurtis : That's gre-

Grian , slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Grian , driving Taurtis and Mumbo: So how was your day?

Taurtis : We almost got surprise adopted!

Grian : What?

Mumbo: We almost got kidnapped.

Grian : Oh, okay.

Grian : *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Grian : Tell Taurtis about the birds and the bees.

Mumbo: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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4 years ago
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If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

4 years ago

https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

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What happens once you kill yourself? Because I'm ready to go.

You wanna know what happens once you kill yourself? Your mother comes home from work and finds her baby dead and she screams and runs over to you and tries to get you to wake up but you won’t and she keeps screaming and shaking you and her tears are dripping onto your face and your dad hears all the screaming and runs into the room and he can’t even speak because the child that he loved and the child that he watched grow up is gone forever and finally your little sister runs into the room to see what all the fuss is about and she sees you dead. The person she looked up to and loved. The person she bragged about to  her friends, the person she wanted to be just like when she grew up, the person that made her feel safe. But she’s never really going to get to grow up and smile and laugh and love because she’ll always be consumed with this feeling of missing you. And now there’s something missing from your family and they can barely look at each other anymore because everything reminds them of you but you’re gone and hurts more than anything. and you think that your mom never cared because she was always busy and yelling at you to finish your homework and clean your room and forgot to say I love you sometimes but really, she loved you more than anything and she doesn’t leave the house anymore, she can’t even get out of bed and she’s getting thinner and thinner because it’s too hard to eat. Your father had to quit his job and he doesn’t sleep anymore, every time he closes his eyes he sees his baby dead, and the image never goes away no matter how much alcohol he drinks. And at school your best friend sees that your seat is empty and she gets this sick feeling in her stomach and that’s when she hears the announcement. You killed yourself. And suddenly she’s screaming and crying in the middle of class and no one even bothers comforting because they’re all  busy sitting there staring at your empty seat with tears dripping down their cheeks and all she wants is for you to hug her and tell her it’s gonna be okay like you always did, but this time, you’re not there to do it, everything is dark now that you’re gone and her grades are slipping, she barely goes to school anymore and she ended up in hospital after taking too many pills because she wanted to see you again. the girls who used to make fun of the way you dressed feel their throats get tight, they don’t talk to each other anymore, they don’t talk to anyone, they’re all in therapy trying so hard not to blame themselves but nothing works. and your teacher who always gave you a hard time stares blankly at the wall, she quits her job a few days later. And then your boyfriend hears the news and he can’t breathe, he still calls you a lot just to hear your voice and he talks to you on facebook but you never message him back, he can’t fall in love again because every girl he meets reminds him of you, he’s never going to get over you, he loved you and he cries himself to sleep every night, hating himself and slicing his skin because he couldn’t save you and he’s never going to hold you in his arms or hear you laugh again. Now everyone who knew you, whether they were a big part of your life or someone you passed in the hallway a few times a week, they carry this aching feeling around inside them because you’re gone, and they miss you, and they don’t know why you left but it must’ve been their fault and they should’ve stopped you and they should’ve told you they loved you more and that feeling is never going to go away. And so you killed yourself

but you killed everyone else around you too. 


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4 years ago

[Incorrect Grian, sam and Taurtis quotes]

( based on: incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org)(not exact quotes)

Taurtis: I love you two, you're basically the best thing that's happened to me

Sam: we're the best thing that's happend to you?

Taurtis: Yup!

Grian: Bud I am staring to feel a little sorry for you

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Taurtis: who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth!?

Grian: you're a hazrd

Sam: and a coward, do 30!

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Grian, crossing his arms: Taurtis, I know Sam forecabally snuck you out last night

Taurtis:

Sam, whispering: play dumb!

Taurtis: who's Taurtis?

Grian, furrowing his brows: excuse me

Sam, shaking his head: not that dumb!

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Taurtis, looking at Grian: how's the cutest one here~

Grian: I dont know how are they~

Sam, standing up: I am doing great

Grian: that was directed at Taurtis you mindless prune

Taurtis:

Taurtis: wait what?

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Taurtis: Sam are you sure this way, is the right one?

Sam: about as sure as my honesty

Grian: In that case we are lost, also I am taking Taurtis.


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2 years ago

this 4th of july i would like to boost my tribe’s bee farm!! https://iowaybeefarm.com/ is their website! They sell honey, beeswax products, giant jars of bee pollen, lip balms and lotions!

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pretty much everything is really cheap (much cheaper than it should be) and you can get a whole gift basket for 35 bucks!

4 years ago
About A Week Ago I Posted This.

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

About A Week Ago I Posted This.

and my personal favorite

About A Week Ago I Posted This.

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

About A Week Ago I Posted This.

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

About A Week Ago I Posted This.

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

4 years ago

So this is fundys and doms son?

My attempt at dom and a fox

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~~~~~~~~~~~ Ngl, thought that was Fundy

But still I love your art style

4 years ago

Maaasssk

jokerfunnystytem - I like my cats
9 months ago

While this isn’t all the scam accounts from the current list, here is some accounts I still have in the drafts where I collect scam posts for tracking them. This isn’t updated to the newer list I just have these myself from weeks ago.

dimoral | enchantingladyearthquaker | magicalbirddinosaur | maxwell-o | jacklinjackson | blsee | janeursural | brieflovewombat | cleversuitsoul | al-rasher | jovialartisanpatrol | karldrogo2 | gaziianaliifatmaah |

Please do not donate to any of these accounts, their scammers and may have deleted their original posts to avoid getting reported as two of them have. Please alert anyone sharing their posts that isn’t calling them out as they hide those reblogs.

3 years ago
(I Tried To Draw Dom As A Mouse And Taurtis As A Cat, This Is Just A Quick Drawing) But Taurtis Likes

(I tried to draw Dom as a mouse and Taurtis as a cat, this is just a quick drawing) But Taurtis likes doms cool hat

Dom mouse

Dom Mouse
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