@mysticalfriendlyintrovert Also May I Mention The Fact They Always Found Something To Berate Taurtis

<Stiched hermits> Grian and Taurtis head cannons

• Grian is the first stuffie with a robotic skeleton Taurtis finds

• it takes almost a month to fix Grian

• After a few months they began to trust each other

• due to Grian being the first found he is rather protective of Taurtis

• as in try anything and you'll end up dead

• Taurtis sleeps with Grian in his bed

• this annoys the "stuffie" but he gets over it

• if to much heat or cold is applied to Grians legs it bothers the "stuffie" and causes him to act up

• due to this Taurtis is very careful with temperature

• Grian is water proof and difficult to burn with fire

• they have an almost older brother little brother bond

• Grian sometimes scares and accidentally hurts Taurtis

• Taurtis makes this clear

• If Grian views you as a threat he will not stop till you're dead or if Taurtis gets him to

• taurtis has several nick names for Grian

• Grian has a few for him as well

• they will do any bonding activity

• Grian likes teasing taurtis about being very jumpy

• low volts don't bother Grian but if you zap him with enough he will shut down temporally

• taurtis trys to keep Grian from tazers

(If you have any questions be free to ask)

• you can cause Grian to shut down and do damage to him if you target the thing he's protecting because his attention will change leaving him venerable even if temporally

• if said thing gets hurt though he snaps, good luck when that happens

•Because of this Taurtis hides things from Grian afraid Grian could get destroyed

• most of the time Grian finds out anyways

• Grian knows when Taurtis lies to him and can instinctively find him

• taurtis showers Grian with love, perhaps too much love and care

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I mean I guess, but if Taurtis was in any danger Grian would take the gloves off. And he is also the god of destruction. As in he isn't scared to get into fights with the watchers or listeners or humans or demons. He will cause destruction and let the earth reclaim things but he wouldn't hesitate to kill something that poses a threat to Taurtis.

Spinning off that "Taurtis, God of Life and Grian, God of Death" submission: Taurtis was appointed by the watchers to help keep the overworld prospering and Grian in turn was appointed to keep the Nether in balance. Hence the reason the bastions have Grian's face. And an angsty note: Grian gives the wither effect to anything he touches so he wears gloves whenever he visits Taurtis.

POG, VERY POG HEADCANON 

I imagine the two have a friendly rivalry, for example, near-death experiences are when Grian is about to claim another soul yet Taurtis grabs them just in time, before giving Grian a friendly wink. 

Grian feels guilty for accidentally killing something and causing Taurtis to cry and rain to fall so from now on he will not take off his gloves in front of Taurtis, But he thinks he shouldn’t be in the overworld at all. He has to guide souls through the Nether

https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

[My favorite ones from here]

Grian : Mumbo and I are having a baby.

Taurtis : That's gre-

Grian , slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Grian , driving Taurtis and Mumbo: So how was your day?

Taurtis : We almost got surprise adopted!

Grian : What?

Mumbo: We almost got kidnapped.

Grian : Oh, okay.

Grian : *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Grian : Tell Taurtis about the birds and the bees.

Mumbo: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Who next?

Would you like me to draw the rest of the crew as mobs in minecraft?

sure man!

so much care put into housing this aging spider. why are my eyes wet

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Of course they are