Jokerfunnystytem - I Like My Cats

Grian when Taurtis is in hibernation

Imagine Taurtis in evo Snuggling under Grian a winged cat for warmth. And Grian growls and hisses at the others to try and protect his sleeping Tortoise friend. Then lunges at a threat Grian just protecting and keeping Taurtis warm makes me fluffy.

I took a while to make this cuz it was too cute

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just to be clear, the fact that music was nominated for a golden globe is absolutely disgusting. every single (adult) involved in that gross, ableist movie should be sickened by themselves.

for those of you who don't know, music (2021) is a movie being directed by sia about a nonverable autistic girl. not only does it not include any actually autistic people in the movie itself but it also only took advice from autism speaks which is looked at as a hate group by the majority of the autistic community. leaked scenes have also shown the movie glorifying prone restraints which are incredibly dangerous and have resulted in major injuries and even death to disabled people as recently as last year.

autistic people just like me have been incredibly outspoken about how harmful this movie is but the allistic have been mostly silent. we are already seeing reviews calling this movie 'inspiring' and important' and it's absolutely horrific! we need your help calling this out. please stand with us and call out this disgusting display of disrespect to autistic folks.

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@mysticalfriendlyintrovert don't forget Taurtis did compare Grian to an overprotective mom in the clay day video. I mean how Grian acts half the time he's not wrong. Grian can and will push Taurtis around, he also tried to devalue the first bribe the mafia gave Taurtis by giving him something. By this point an evolutionist au where Grian acts like a protective mom to Taurtis wouldnt seem to strange.

Here is a screenshot of Taurtis coming to Grian’s base with a flower for all your gay needs

-Nest au- ( Taurtis headcannons )

• Taurtis normally refers to perch on Mumbos shoulder or Grians arm in his sleeve.

• Taurtis will also find new flowers that he gives to Cleo, Cleo now has a garden

• He tries to get Doc to hold a kitten by showing that its harmless

• he managed to get him to hold one for a minute

• Taurtis likes to fly with X and joe

• He messes with Etho by hanging like at bat on one of his arms

• they use this to scare others into thinking Etho is a vampire and Turned Taurtis

• their expressions are worth it

• Taurtis clings to Grian and now Grian has a pet

• Taurtis likes Grian the most and likes to cuddle with him

• by this point Grian just places Taurtis into his shirt

(I'll add more later)

[Incorrect Grian, sam and Taurtis quotes]

( based on: incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org)(not exact quotes)

Taurtis: I love you two, you're basically the best thing that's happened to me

Sam: we're the best thing that's happend to you?

Taurtis: Yup!

Grian: Bud I am staring to feel a little sorry for you

~~~~~~~~~~

Taurtis: who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth!?

Grian: you're a hazrd

Sam: and a coward, do 30!

~~~~~~~~

Grian, crossing his arms: Taurtis, I know Sam forecabally snuck you out last night

Taurtis:

Sam, whispering: play dumb!

Taurtis: who's Taurtis?

Grian, furrowing his brows: excuse me

Sam, shaking his head: not that dumb!

~~~~~~~~~

Taurtis, looking at Grian: how's the cutest one here~

Grian: I dont know how are they~

Sam, standing up: I am doing great

Grian: that was directed at Taurtis you mindless prune

Taurtis:

Taurtis: wait what?

~~~~~~~~~~~

Taurtis: Sam are you sure this way, is the right one?

Sam: about as sure as my honesty

Grian: In that case we are lost, also I am taking Taurtis.

@mysticalfriendlyintrovert

Grian: what?

Taurtis, yelling: you are a fucking asshole what the living fuck did the rabbit do to you!?

Grian:.......

Taurtis: well!?

Grian, speaking softly: but your my Taurtis, you know I dont like you chilling with rabbits

Taurtis: I-I am sorry.... I

Grian, cutting Taurtis off: no you're right...

Taurtis:

Grian, smiling: I should have droped it into lava instead!

Taurtis: Grian!

[Grian, and Taurtis incorrect quotes]

Taurtis, holding a small white bunny with red eyes: you're scary but cute

Taurtis: Grian!

Grian:

Taurtis: can we keep it?

Grian, grabbing the rabbit and holding it up: can I punt it!?

Taurtis: no

Grian: then the answer is no

Taurtis:

Grian, drop kicking the rabbit: well there we go

Taurtis: why?

i love the thought of Grian dropkicking a bunny and getting yelled at for why he did that