Simping Has Extended To Elven Kings, Apologies Lmao

When MC is on her period (Vanderwood HC)

- Vanderwood is pretty... well inexperienced with women because of his career.

-He tries to comfort you as best as he can but gets a pillow thrown at him.

-two days into it, you need some more pads.

-"babe can you buy me some pads"

-"sure!!"

-Boi comes back with GAUZE PADS...

-LIKE THE MEDICAL GRADE SHIT YOU DRESS WOUNDS WITH...

-More pillows are thrown

-After a lengthy explanation of what pads and tampons and periods are, he comes back with the correct thing.....

-But they're literally the lowest absorbency known to man (sorry if you have a really light flow)

- "You know what, I'll just go get them myself"

-Later that night You and Vanderwood decide to watch a romantic drama (like titanic or something)

-You both end up bawling your eyes out.

-finally, you're free of your period

-Vanderwood senses the shift in your mood.

-"so how often is this supposed to happen?"

-"every month until I'm about 45-60 years old"

-"oh.... WAIT WHAT?!"

Hello! I was wondering if you could write about Misa from Death note. What i would like is the reader saving Misa from jumping off the building at the end of the show. Eventually they start to hang out and maybe get in a relationship. Would she be as possessive as she was with Light?🤔 It can be gender neutral and i understand if this is a sensitive topic. And if you do end up writing my request, please take your time! Anyway, thats all, have a nice day/night!😊❤

Ooh yay finally an ask!!! 🤣 and of course I don't mind, these topics don't bother me much at all! I did decide to take this in kind of a yandere direction tho..if you want me to make one that's more traditionally romantic, I can, just send me another ask! Thanks for requesting anon! ❤❤❤

Trigger warning: themes of suicide, talks of depression, obsession, super unhealthy relationship dynamic.

Misa's life was ruined... it was all Near... No.. L's fault..

The one she had loved so dearly had been ripped right from her hands.

She no longer saw any reason to live.

As a single tear fell from her face, Misa lifted her foot to step from the roof she had been standing on... fully intending to fall to her death.

Surely death was better than a life without Light...

But just as she was about to jump, somebody yanked her away from the edge.

They had a look of genuine concern on their face

"Don't do it, please! Th...there must be someone out there who would miss you"

Misa sighed before answering.

"No, the only person that ever loved me just died, I'm completely alone and no one wants me anyway."

"I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm sure you'll find more people who love you! You seem like a very lovable girl."

They gave her a gentle smile...

And in that moment seeing their smile... Misa fell in love...

Actually it was more of an obsession.

Their encounter was fairly quick.

After Misa confirmed that she was alright, they exchanged phone numbers and parted ways.

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It all started out as a genuine friendship from your point of view...

Fun Coffee dates every chance you could get, gossiping about the goings on in the community.

But with every day, Misa felt closer to you.

She couldn't live with the thought of you with anyone else....

If she could, she would just kill off every other human being on earth so just the two of you remained.

Misa decided to tell you how she felt.

It wasn't any extravagant confession.

She basically blurted out how she felt when you were watching a movie together.

When you accepted her confession, her soul just about escaped her body.

From that moment on, it was daily dates and phone calls or texts almost every hour.

She was always with you, always sure to throw threatening looks at anyone who so much as looked at you.

She never fully forgot Light though, however, you were a wonderful replacement for him.

Little known fact about me... I'm a Lokean, I have been for over a year.. I never mentioned that here, I know.. 🤭

Long ass spiritual ramble under the cut

I've been occupied with other things recently (namely getting a job for the first time) and I haven't had much mental energy to interact with him... so as reconciliation (ofc he demands that I don't need to apologize or anything but I did anyway) I made a new picture to go on his altar...

I also bought a statue (it was almost $150... RIP to my wallet 😭😭😭😭) it looks absolutely beautiful from the product pictures and it's handmade, reviews are good too, so I'm not too mad at the price.. it was the only one I could find that looked similar to how he usually appears to me... funny enough as I was browsing etsy looking for statues while I was taking a break from sketching, I said to him out loud... "damn.. it's all viking dudes with beards... none of these look enough like a twink"... and what do you know, the very next page, I found one that looks a hell of a lot more twink-like.. he even holds a rose which has special meaning to my spiritual journey with him. (First sign I asked him to show me and is my go to for signs now, I laid a bunch of fake roses on his altar too) I genuinely believe he put that one in front of me 😅

And that went..... terribly

He broke up with me on boxing day because he "realized he wasn't ready for commitment"..

I was asking him for comfort because my mom was hospitalized and I was terrified, I wanted someone to be with me... and he did this instead... he told me it would be best for me if he broke it off because he "couldn't keep pretending everything was fine" (he hadn't been able to get out and see me... because he's like the biggest coward on earth about snow and ice and his parents arr equally as bad and he would not even try to fight his parents on any of it)

Literally this boy's mom told him to break up with me, that it wasn't worth coming out to help me through that night.....

Like seriously? Did he even stop to consider how this might affect me? Clearly not, or maybe he didn't give a shit.

Really pisses me off, I was nearly hospitalized myself that night because I took two massive, traumatic emotional blows and I was nearly going to end my life. Had it not been for my father talking to him (he agreed to remain friends.... we'll see how long that lasts 🙄) and talking me down, I don't think I'd be here

yea.. after this I'm fucking done with men and their stupid commitment issues and their mama's boy mentality.. hope I meet a woman... or a man who is motherless and more dedicated to the relationship.

And I was so dumb for letting myself plan a future with him... he didn't deserve me, he never did, I should have seen the signs so much earlier...

Anyway, I lost all sense of self and purpose... so Idk what to really do...

I'm trying to do art and the things I love but like everything I do reminds me of him... no matter what it is and it reduces me to a crying heap..

So.... um in honor of this truly nightmarish situation, I'm taking requests... for art, not fanfiction..

H!

I'm back from the dead!

And I have things to talk about 🤭

Last month into this month has been fucking wild for me!

I was connected to a girl my age through my therapist, her name is Sam. We've really hit it off and I now consider her a friend.

Then... for some reason I felt confident enough to make a dating profile.... and

AGAINST ALL ODDS I MET SOMEONE.

Like I live in a town over an hour away from any cities.. but he only lives a half hour out of town... so not a super long drive.

Anyway, we've seen eachother in person twice but I fell so deeply in love with the guy.. and I can tell he feels the same about me... the way he looks at me.... How he talks... He is also a total romantic.. much like myself, so it's been going really good! I'm hoping we'll get to see eachother again next week.

But I never thought I'd ever get into a romantic relationship... if I'm being honest

Don't read on if you're easily triggered by mental health issues and/or sexual themes.

I never intended to be around this long... I was literally planning on ending it all shortly after my 18th birthday... But for some reason... I kept going.. and I'm super happy that I did, otherwise, I wouldn't have ever met my friend and boyfriend.

Seriously...

Things are finally going right for me after so many goddamned years of being alone, isolated unable to find any real connection and incredibly miserable because of it...

I have finally realized I am not unlikeable, I'm not worthless and I can find friends. And for the rest of 2022 and into 2023, I will work as hard as I can to not let my anxiety control me anymore

My next big leap comes in November. I will be looking for my first job!

And here comes the part where I gush about my boyfriend

I now have this dream now where I'm settling down with my boyfriend.... we move into a little apartment in one of the cities nearby (in fact that dream could very well come true... because we both want to go to the same city for college) and we settle into a peaceful domestic life together.... hopefully with cats!

Ok... but like honestly this guy is literally the one I've been dreaming of. He's very attractive and emotionally available, and he doesn't judge me for who I am! I neglected to mention here, but I have discovered that I am agender and my pronouns are they/them... I live in probably one of the most conservative provinces in Canada and to make it worse, I'm in a small town with like 4 churches of the same exact brand of extremely homophobic and transphobic Christianity... I fully expected him to lose interest in me. But no, It hasn't affected how he thinks of me. and he is very careful to respect my pronouns...

He's also very funny (which I really love in people... I can't be around someone who is super serious all the time) I mean... when I last saw him on Monday, we were at my place, playing around (in an adult sort of way) and he discovered my toys

One of them had a suction cup at the base, so he goes and sticks it on the wall a few times... then he sticks it on his forehead looks at me and says "I'm dildo man" we laugh about it together.... and he goes to pull it off his face only to discover it has suctioned pretty hard to his face, so I help him by wedging my finger under the suction cup and lifting it off...

and HE HAS A BIG ASS BRUISE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD... We're still laughing our asses off... me almost pissing myself with laughter as we frantically search for way to get rid of bruises and hickeys online... we try the fork method, icing it... everything we can do, nothing works.. so we decide to just take a bath to clean up before my parents get home from a trip they were on (at this point my parents don't know we've had sex... and I wasn't exactly ready to tell them) While we're in the bath, my parents get home and my dad calls out to me... I fucking panic and we get out and dress at breakneck speed.

My parents brought home some takeout and my boyfriend stayed for dinner... he met my mom for the first time... but damn... coming downstairs after that was... super awkward... but thankfully my parents aren't the type to be bothered by that kind of thing, all they needed to know was that we used protection (which we did ofc)

It's funny though, he really gets along well with my dad.. Maybe it's their sense of humour. Or maybe the fact they are both quite talkative..

But damn.....

This guy is special.. and I hope we last for years, decades... life even...

And done.. Sorry about all that.. just had to write this all down somewhere.. It's really hard to contain my happiness right now.

My beliefs have always wavered. I've been at this for three years and I've gone through periods where I feel completely disconnected to belief in deities and more connected other times.. The rituals and offering cycled get quite mentally exhausting so... honestly I usually don't do much beyond venting and chatting and offerings of tasks and sweets when I remember. 😅 whether it's Loki or just my inner thoughts and biases listening and responding, it doesn't really super matter as it makes me feel less like I'm going at life alone.

Loki has always felt like a friend who I can always fall back on... during the month of October and in February I usually fall back into my practices and reconnect with gods I worship. Loki is usually the one I go to first and I'm always so excited to reconnect with them!

In my experience Loki never asks for anything too big of me that wouldn't benefit me or my family long-term. The most They want is like a quick sketch or a small share of candy or a food I've prepared or had a hand in preparing.

Loki has always kind of been a shoulder to cry on... I mean... I genuinely think they may have had a hand in pushing me to the path of therapy. I also found myself pushed towards a journey of self discovery which felt amazing... still does!

I came out as agender last year and I'm very happy with that, My family is finally beginning to really get used to calling me by my new name instead of my dead name.

The goofy remarks this deity has are unparalleled... sometimes I'm communicating with them and the most bonkers shit happens during or immediately after, Or I just get the sudden, mysterious urge to pull out my pendulum and all I get is the word "balls" or something 😅.. and ofc no matter where I put the candle that's theirs, the wick is always in strange shapes (none of the others are ever like that despite being from the same sellers and having tried multiple different scents) and the flame dances even without much movement of air...

Recently I've had a cat pass away a few months ago and my mother as well...actually just yesterday.. so... for the first time in a long while, I spoke to Loki, Hel and Freya simply requesting that they ensure my mother's journey to wherever she ends up.. afterlife or not is peaceful. And It was very peaceful. I believe that one or all were there to help guide her way into the unknowns of death..

Same deal with my cat... Both times I felt an almost instant feeling of relief and comfort knowing I no longer had to stress about either dying alone, That I could relax and focus on healing.... and I didn't and still don't feel pressured to give anything back, though I absolutely will during my Samhain traditions which I will be celebrating with my family.

Dear Lokeans and Norse Pagans,

I just want to hear your experiences with Loki.

I've been 3 years now into Norse Paganism and Loki...But it still feels like too short time and that I still have to learn so much. He has guided me to a great transformation of myself through this time....yet I think the snake has more skin to shed. I just need to hear more opinions and experiences.

Also he is such a hard deity to get over. I don't know if it's him who doesn't let go or me...But I like it...I really like working with him...

First Date

-Vanderwood was never the romantic type, so he was clueless.

-He contemplated asking Seven for advice....

-Then he actually thought about it and decided against it...

-His plan was something like this..

 1. Get you to come with him for a drive

 2. Bring you to a place to stargaze while eating something he'd cooked for the both of you

 3. Give you flowers, chocolate and a teddy bear... (No, it wasn't Valentine's day...)

-He called you to explain that he wanted to drive around because he was bored and wanted you to join.

-You noticed he was heading out of the city, soon you were surrounded by trees.

-Not long after, you got to a little clearing.

-He stopped the car, grabbed a bag and told you to follow him.

-You were kind of getting nervous.... Was he going to kill you or something?

-You two stopped on top of a hill.

-Vanderwood dug around in his bag and pulled out a blanket, then placed it down on the grass.

-He then took out a few containers and handed you one.

-you noticed that the container was warm.... it was... soup?

-He smiled

-"I made this for you.... I hope you like it"

-holyshitohmygodhowadorable

-You smiled back and tasted the soup...

-And DAAAAYM this guy made some bomb ass soup.

-"Wow, that's possibly the best thing I've ever had, thanks Vanderwood"

-He smiled even wider

-"I'm glad you like it, MC"

-Vanderwood stared up at the stars, appreciating their beauty... of course, the stars weren't as beautiful as you were to him.

-He then started pointing out constellations and telling you some of the myths and legends behind them..

-While you were distracted, looking at the sky, he got the chocolates, flowers and the teddy bear out of his bag and placed them on your lap.

-You instinctively looked down...

-You squealed and gave him a suffocating hug!

First date: Success!

So I've been watching the final season of Attack On Titan (I'm watching the dub rn so I'm a little bit behind) and I'm missing my mans... one of the reasons why I stuck around for so long, Erwin Smith soo without further adou

Erwin Smith X Reader Romantic Headcanons!

Erwin isn't really the type of guy to date, especially since he's commander of the scouts.

In fact when you first asked him to date you he flat out refused saying it would be unfair to you if he were to die on a mission.

You however persisted and he eventually agreed to give this whole relationship thing a go.

The first few dates are a bit awkward and rushed because of Erwin's duties

Eventually though, as he warms up to you he makes more of an effort to make your dates special.

His ideal date is a picnic under the stars.

The moment when he realized just how much he loved you was when you two were in his office talking to Levi and Hange. The way you laughed, smiled... in his eyes you were perfect.

Erwin is very good at romance.

He's like the stereotypical prince-like dream boy.

No PDA, in private he'll do anything you want really. If you wanna sit on his lap, go for it, makeout session, if there's no one to interrupt, sure.

The only exception to his no PDA rule is before missions he must give you a forehead kiss!

On the topic of forehead kissing, he LOVES to kiss your forehead. He also likes your lips, but finds it easier to kiss you on the forehead (how many times can I say forehead? lol)

I ran out of ideas... and sorry for this I know no one asked for this... This was entirely self indulgent. Anyway, if you wanna request something, go ahead, I'm still open! I will be until I can't keep up with requests or I burn out lol.

Attack On Titan Masterlist

Erwin Smith

Erwin Smith x Reader Romantic HCs

I returned to Tumblr after a hiatus and there's hoards of them.. holy fuck...

I just spent like 2 hrs clearing my followers of that filth... please stop I beg you.. 😭😭😭

(Please god I had to block like 15 of them today)

Vandy’s reaction to MC waking him up with kisses?

Thank you for requesting, Anon!!

-You had woken up before Vanderwood. 

-You guessed that he had a late night. 

-But you knew he liked waking up with you, so you decided to wake him up.

-You rolled on top of him and started kissing him. 

-You started with a gentle cheek kiss. 

-Then a forehead kiss.

-Then a peck on the lips. 

-He was still asleep. 

-You then forced your tongue in his mouth. 

-That seemed to wake him up. 

-He pushed you away. 

-”What are you doing?” He asked tiredly. 

-”Kissing you.” You replied.

-”Oh ok.” He said before pulling you back in for another kiss.

-Honestly he really enjoyed days where you’d wake him like this.