Attack On Titan Masterlist

Me handing out boops to everyone and anyone that is boopable! 😅

Jumin, V, and Vanderwood reacting to MC being in so much pain bc of her period that she can’t move? (Kill me pls :’(( )

Thanks for requesting, Anon!! I know period cramps suck, but hang in there <3 

Jumin

-You were essentially bedridden.

-The pain from your period was horrible. 

-If you even moved an inch, your uterus would attack. 

-Jumin was worried.

-But he didn’t show it very much.

-Honestly, it made you feel worse.

-Once or twice he came into your bedroom to comfort you or entertain you.

-But he let his maids take care of the rest, he knew his maids were competent enough to treat you right, so he saw no problem with it. 

-You weren’t a fan, but you felt like shit, so you didn’t complain. 

V 

-He had been through this before.. 

-Though she who shall not be named wasn’t as bad...

-When he realized the severity of your cramps, He became concerned.

-He made sure to take care of you as best as he could. 

-V would cuddle you, and let you squeeze his hand whenever your cramps got intense. 

-He’d go out and buy you some muscle relaxant if you needed it. 

-V is very good with periods. 

-Everyone needs a guy like V. 

Vanderwood

-He wanted you to get up and go help him at Seven’s place. 

-But you weren’t gonna do that. 

-You were in SOOOOO much pain. 

-And of course you expressed that with a string of cusses and groans. 

-He didn’t really know what to do.

-He didn’t know that women could get cramps as bad as you. 

-Innocent little shit..

-He was greatly concerned about you and decided to skip going to Seven’s.

-Vanderwood stayed home to try to take care of you. 

-He ended up buying a bunch of muscle relaxant, spoon feeding you chicken soup and cuddling with you. 

-Side note... While he was making the chicken soup, he freaked out and started rambling to himself about how he thought you were going to die or something,  

!!!! Can I request cuddling headcanons for Jumin? The ones you wrote for Vandy are so cute!!!!

Yes, I totally can! Thanks for requesting anon!! 

-The most common place for you to cuddle is in bed. 

-Usually when cuddling he’ll wrap just one arm around you and use the other to run his fingers through your hair..

Other ways you’ll cuddle include: 

-You sitting on his lap with his arms around your waist. 

-He likes spooning… and he’s always the big spoon. 

-When he doesn’t want to fully cuddle, he’ll intertwine one of his legs with yours so he can still feel you there.

-He doesn’t care who’s watching, he’ll cuddle with you whenever he wants, be it at one of the RFA parties, in front of his father, in front of the press. 

-Jumin likes cuddling, he likes to get as close to you as possible.

-And of course, you know Elizabeth will probably join in on the cuddling too! 

Second guy didn't work out, he fucked his ex girlfriend 🙃🖕

Met a new guy, I've been we're seeing eachother Saturday, we're getting dinner together!

He's sweet, loves animals, skiing too, very cute looking, goes to university.. really loves cheesy romantic bs like I do. (Wants to cuddle and watch a movie together sometime)

It seems like he's genuine when he says he wants to be with me so... I'm happy..

Oh and my bitchass ex boyfriend stopped by to drop my stuff off finally.. I FEEL SO FREE NOW lmao.. I no longer have to chase his elusive ass down and beg him to give my shit back..

H!

I'm back from the dead!

And I have things to talk about 🤭

Last month into this month has been fucking wild for me!

I was connected to a girl my age through my therapist, her name is Sam. We've really hit it off and I now consider her a friend.

Then... for some reason I felt confident enough to make a dating profile.... and

AGAINST ALL ODDS I MET SOMEONE.

Like I live in a town over an hour away from any cities.. but he only lives a half hour out of town... so not a super long drive.

Anyway, we've seen eachother in person twice but I fell so deeply in love with the guy.. and I can tell he feels the same about me... the way he looks at me.... How he talks... He is also a total romantic.. much like myself, so it's been going really good! I'm hoping we'll get to see eachother again next week.

But I never thought I'd ever get into a romantic relationship... if I'm being honest

Don't read on if you're easily triggered by mental health issues and/or sexual themes.

I never intended to be around this long... I was literally planning on ending it all shortly after my 18th birthday... But for some reason... I kept going.. and I'm super happy that I did, otherwise, I wouldn't have ever met my friend and boyfriend.

Seriously...

Things are finally going right for me after so many goddamned years of being alone, isolated unable to find any real connection and incredibly miserable because of it...

I have finally realized I am not unlikeable, I'm not worthless and I can find friends. And for the rest of 2022 and into 2023, I will work as hard as I can to not let my anxiety control me anymore

My next big leap comes in November. I will be looking for my first job!

And here comes the part where I gush about my boyfriend

I now have this dream now where I'm settling down with my boyfriend.... we move into a little apartment in one of the cities nearby (in fact that dream could very well come true... because we both want to go to the same city for college) and we settle into a peaceful domestic life together.... hopefully with cats!

Ok... but like honestly this guy is literally the one I've been dreaming of. He's very attractive and emotionally available, and he doesn't judge me for who I am! I neglected to mention here, but I have discovered that I am agender and my pronouns are they/them... I live in probably one of the most conservative provinces in Canada and to make it worse, I'm in a small town with like 4 churches of the same exact brand of extremely homophobic and transphobic Christianity... I fully expected him to lose interest in me. But no, It hasn't affected how he thinks of me. and he is very careful to respect my pronouns...

He's also very funny (which I really love in people... I can't be around someone who is super serious all the time) I mean... when I last saw him on Monday, we were at my place, playing around (in an adult sort of way) and he discovered my toys

One of them had a suction cup at the base, so he goes and sticks it on the wall a few times... then he sticks it on his forehead looks at me and says "I'm dildo man" we laugh about it together.... and he goes to pull it off his face only to discover it has suctioned pretty hard to his face, so I help him by wedging my finger under the suction cup and lifting it off...

and HE HAS A BIG ASS BRUISE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD... We're still laughing our asses off... me almost pissing myself with laughter as we frantically search for way to get rid of bruises and hickeys online... we try the fork method, icing it... everything we can do, nothing works.. so we decide to just take a bath to clean up before my parents get home from a trip they were on (at this point my parents don't know we've had sex... and I wasn't exactly ready to tell them) While we're in the bath, my parents get home and my dad calls out to me... I fucking panic and we get out and dress at breakneck speed.

My parents brought home some takeout and my boyfriend stayed for dinner... he met my mom for the first time... but damn... coming downstairs after that was... super awkward... but thankfully my parents aren't the type to be bothered by that kind of thing, all they needed to know was that we used protection (which we did ofc)

It's funny though, he really gets along well with my dad.. Maybe it's their sense of humour. Or maybe the fact they are both quite talkative..

But damn.....

This guy is special.. and I hope we last for years, decades... life even...

And done.. Sorry about all that.. just had to write this all down somewhere.. It's really hard to contain my happiness right now.

RFA + Minor Trio where everyone’s drunk and playing spin the bottle or sth (bc why not) and MC spins the bottle and it doesn’t land on her S/O?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!!

Yoosung

-The RFA party was coming to an end. Only you, the RFA and two other men were left.

-You were sitting by Yoosung.

-He was pretty damn wasted. 

-You never thought this boy even liked alcohol, but apparently he did

-Everyone else was drunk af too. 

-That was when seven suggested to play spin the bottle. 

-You sighed and reluctantly agreed, bringing your wasted boyfriend over to sit in the circle. 

-Anyway... After a bunch of your drunk friends had sloppy make-out sessions with each other, it was finally your turn. 

-You closed your eyes and spun the bottle, silently hoping that it would land on Yoosung... 

-But it didn’t... 

-It landed on Zen. 

-You frowned. 

-”Do I have to do this?” You whined. 

-Everyone nodded.... Even Yoosung.

-You could smell the alcohol on his breath.

-It was kind of sickening honestly.

-But... you did it... 

-You kissed him...

-And you know Zen probably tried to use tongue.

-You were thoroughly disgusted and clung to Yoosung for the rest of the night.

Zen

-It was the end of an RFA party, you and the RFA and two other men were the only ones left.

-of course everyone was drunk... except you.

-Seven suggested that you all play spin the bottle.

-Everyone agreed and got in a circle. 

-You were up first. 

-You closed your eyes and spun the wine bottle.

-You silently hoped it would land on Zen... 

-But it landed on Jumin.

-”Shit” you heard Zen cuss. 

-You looked at Zen apologetically, before doing what you were supposed to do. 

-You kissed Jumin... 

-You both seemed to agree on just pecking each other on the lips. 

-It wasn’t a very pleasant experience... but he didn’t cross the line at least. 

-You clung to Zen for the rest of the game. 

Jumin

-It was the end of an RFA party, you and the RFA and two other men were the only ones left.

-Everyone was drunk, very drunk, except you.

-Seven suggested that you all play spin the bottle.

-Everyone agreed and got in a circle.

-After half of your friends took their turn, it was finally your turn.

-You spun the bottle, a bored expression on your face, matching your boyfriend, Jumin’s.

-You watched as the bottle slowed down and landed on....

-Jaehee. 

-You sighed wanting to get it over with. 

-You kissed her quickly, pecking her lips then sitting back down with your boyfriend.

Jaehee

-You and Jaehee were sitting and talking. 

-You were laughing at her drunk state. 

-The RFA party had ended about an hour ago. 

-The only people left were the RFA and two other men. 

-You were all bored, sitting and drinking some leftover wine 

-When Seven suggested that you all play spin the bottle!

-Everyone sat in a circle. 

-You patiently waited your turn

-When you finally got to spin the wine bottle, you crossed your fingers and hoped that it would land on your girlfriend, Jaehee. 

-But of course it didn’t... it landed on Jumin. 

-You sighed and leaned in to kiss Jumin. 

-It wasn’t pleasant, but you did it... 

-You didn’t want to leave Jaehee’s side for the rest of the night. 

Seven

-You were sitting beside Seven and Vanderwood after the RFA party. 

-Everyone was drunk... 

-In a slurred voice, Seven suggested that everyone pay spin the bottle. 

-Everyone agreed.

-You all sat in a circle.

-Of course, you were up first.

-You spun the bottle.

-You had hoped it would land on Seven.. 

-But of course, it didn’t.

-It landed on V

-I mean.. V was respectful.

-But he was like shit faced drunk.

-You ended up getting like a full on french kiss..

-You hated every second of it.

-Once it was over with, you made sure to never play spin the bottle ever again... 

V

-You, the RFA, Saeran and Vanderwood were all drinking together after a successful RFA party. 

-Most of the guys were drunk... 

-Everyone except you and Vanderwood.. 

-Of course, Seven suggested that everyone play spin the bottle. 

-Everyone agreed thinking it would be fun. 

-Sooo everyone sat in a circle.

-You patiently waited for your turn. 

-You grabbed the wine bottle and gave it a good spin...

-It landed on Saeran... 

-He looked horrified. 

-”THERE’S NO WAY I’M KISSING HER” 

-He seemed to sober up pretty fast.. Then again, he had only had like two shots.

-You sighed grabbing the boy and giving him a peck on the cheek... 

-He then slapped you...

-He also gave you death stares as you clung onto V for protection...

Saeran

-As the RFA party drew to a close, the RFA members, your boyfriend and Seven’t friend, Vanderwood decided to get super drunk... 

-Saeran wasn’t as drunk as everyone else though.. 

-But anyway, seven suggested that everyone play spin the bottle... 

-When your turn came up, you spun the bottle hoping it would land on Saeran. 

-But it landed on Vanderwood.

-You sighed and kissed him. 

-It was no big deal to you...

-But when you saw Saeran’s face in pure rage, you knew you’d have some making up to do later. 

Vanderwood

-Vanderwood was invited to the RFA party...

-Seven had begged him to stay after the party to talk...

-About 30 minutes after the party had ended, everyone was wasted...

-You were the only sober one.

-The moment you felt like leaving was when Seven suggested that everyone play spin the bottle. 

-But of course, he wouldn’t let you escape....

-You reluctantly sat down in a circle next to Vanderwood, you held his hand tightly as everyone had their turn. 

-When it was finally your turn, you spun the bottle praying to whatever god that it would land on Vanderwood to save you from embarrassment. 

-But the bottle stopped...

-It pointed towards Seven... 

-The one person you refused to touch for fear of germs, dirt, HBC crumbs and bacteria. 

-He puckered his lips....

-You groaned before kissing him... then wiping your mouth and inching closer to Vanderwood. 

Hi!! Can I request hc’s for a movie night with MC? With Jumin and Vanderwood?

Ooh I haven’t done Jumin before lol, I hope this works out XD. Thanks for requesting, anon!

Jumin

-You had seen an ad for a movie and had been super hyped about seeing it, so you suggested going to see said movie with Jumin. 

-Jumin agreed… but not in the way you’d expected. 

-This man…

-RENTED

-AN 

-ENTIRE

-THEATER

-He made sure you were only eating gourmet food.. No popcorn for this boi. 

-He made sure the entire theater was spotless and that the seats he chose were the most comfortable. 

-Only the best for his beautiful princess.

-You’d arrived at the theater and were shocked to see all that Jumin had done for you. 

-He greeted you at the door and escorted you into where the movie would be shown. 

-You both sat down and you were both poured a glass of wine. 

-He put his arm around you at least once during the movie.

-In all honesty he wasn’t that interested in the movie.

-Because he was too busy staring at you to care about the movie

-Once the movie was finished you walked into the lobby to see a grand dinner table, on it was..

-Perfectly grilled steak

-You thanked Jumin a million times after that for the experience he’d given you. 

Vanderwood

-You two were sitting on the couch bored out of your mind…

-When Vanderwood had an idea.

-You two were going to watch a movie… 

-It was a secret agent movie he’d bought a few years ago 

-He liked to make fun of how inaccurate it was

-Before you two started the movie he made popcorn for the two of you 

-And let me tell you, this guy makes hands down THE BEST popcorn. 

-He’d finished with making the delicious popcorn and he played the movie. 

-He found it cute whenever you’d jump from the sudden bangs of the guns and explosions. 

-Vanderwood took every chance he had to get closer to you…

-By the end of the movie, you were a human pretzel.. 

-You thoroughly enjoyed the move, Vanderwood also enjoyed it, but only because it made him laugh. 

-You two agreed to have more movie nights since you never really watched movies together and it was a perfect cuddle opportunity.  

And that went..... terribly

He broke up with me on boxing day because he "realized he wasn't ready for commitment"..

I was asking him for comfort because my mom was hospitalized and I was terrified, I wanted someone to be with me... and he did this instead... he told me it would be best for me if he broke it off because he "couldn't keep pretending everything was fine" (he hadn't been able to get out and see me... because he's like the biggest coward on earth about snow and ice and his parents arr equally as bad and he would not even try to fight his parents on any of it)

Literally this boy's mom told him to break up with me, that it wasn't worth coming out to help me through that night.....

Like seriously? Did he even stop to consider how this might affect me? Clearly not, or maybe he didn't give a shit.

Really pisses me off, I was nearly hospitalized myself that night because I took two massive, traumatic emotional blows and I was nearly going to end my life. Had it not been for my father talking to him (he agreed to remain friends.... we'll see how long that lasts 🙄) and talking me down, I don't think I'd be here

yea.. after this I'm fucking done with men and their stupid commitment issues and their mama's boy mentality.. hope I meet a woman... or a man who is motherless and more dedicated to the relationship.

And I was so dumb for letting myself plan a future with him... he didn't deserve me, he never did, I should have seen the signs so much earlier...

Anyway, I lost all sense of self and purpose... so Idk what to really do...

I'm trying to do art and the things I love but like everything I do reminds me of him... no matter what it is and it reduces me to a crying heap..

So.... um in honor of this truly nightmarish situation, I'm taking requests... for art, not fanfiction..

H!

I'm back from the dead!

And I have things to talk about 🤭

Last month into this month has been fucking wild for me!

I was connected to a girl my age through my therapist, her name is Sam. We've really hit it off and I now consider her a friend.

Then... for some reason I felt confident enough to make a dating profile.... and

AGAINST ALL ODDS I MET SOMEONE.

Like I live in a town over an hour away from any cities.. but he only lives a half hour out of town... so not a super long drive.

Anyway, we've seen eachother in person twice but I fell so deeply in love with the guy.. and I can tell he feels the same about me... the way he looks at me.... How he talks... He is also a total romantic.. much like myself, so it's been going really good! I'm hoping we'll get to see eachother again next week.

But I never thought I'd ever get into a romantic relationship... if I'm being honest

Don't read on if you're easily triggered by mental health issues and/or sexual themes.

I never intended to be around this long... I was literally planning on ending it all shortly after my 18th birthday... But for some reason... I kept going.. and I'm super happy that I did, otherwise, I wouldn't have ever met my friend and boyfriend.

Seriously...

Things are finally going right for me after so many goddamned years of being alone, isolated unable to find any real connection and incredibly miserable because of it...

I have finally realized I am not unlikeable, I'm not worthless and I can find friends. And for the rest of 2022 and into 2023, I will work as hard as I can to not let my anxiety control me anymore

My next big leap comes in November. I will be looking for my first job!

And here comes the part where I gush about my boyfriend

I now have this dream now where I'm settling down with my boyfriend.... we move into a little apartment in one of the cities nearby (in fact that dream could very well come true... because we both want to go to the same city for college) and we settle into a peaceful domestic life together.... hopefully with cats!

Ok... but like honestly this guy is literally the one I've been dreaming of. He's very attractive and emotionally available, and he doesn't judge me for who I am! I neglected to mention here, but I have discovered that I am agender and my pronouns are they/them... I live in probably one of the most conservative provinces in Canada and to make it worse, I'm in a small town with like 4 churches of the same exact brand of extremely homophobic and transphobic Christianity... I fully expected him to lose interest in me. But no, It hasn't affected how he thinks of me. and he is very careful to respect my pronouns...

He's also very funny (which I really love in people... I can't be around someone who is super serious all the time) I mean... when I last saw him on Monday, we were at my place, playing around (in an adult sort of way) and he discovered my toys

One of them had a suction cup at the base, so he goes and sticks it on the wall a few times... then he sticks it on his forehead looks at me and says "I'm dildo man" we laugh about it together.... and he goes to pull it off his face only to discover it has suctioned pretty hard to his face, so I help him by wedging my finger under the suction cup and lifting it off...

and HE HAS A BIG ASS BRUISE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD... We're still laughing our asses off... me almost pissing myself with laughter as we frantically search for way to get rid of bruises and hickeys online... we try the fork method, icing it... everything we can do, nothing works.. so we decide to just take a bath to clean up before my parents get home from a trip they were on (at this point my parents don't know we've had sex... and I wasn't exactly ready to tell them) While we're in the bath, my parents get home and my dad calls out to me... I fucking panic and we get out and dress at breakneck speed.

My parents brought home some takeout and my boyfriend stayed for dinner... he met my mom for the first time... but damn... coming downstairs after that was... super awkward... but thankfully my parents aren't the type to be bothered by that kind of thing, all they needed to know was that we used protection (which we did ofc)

It's funny though, he really gets along well with my dad.. Maybe it's their sense of humour. Or maybe the fact they are both quite talkative..

But damn.....

This guy is special.. and I hope we last for years, decades... life even...

And done.. Sorry about all that.. just had to write this all down somewhere.. It's really hard to contain my happiness right now.

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

Still simping for this boy... literally can't stop drawing him... help 🙃

Here's The reference btw...

MC’s April Fools Day Prank On Vanderwood (Vanderwood HC)

-Vanderwood wasn't really the type to get fooled or fool someone

-So ofc you had to get him... You just had to.

-What you didn't expect was to fall flat on your face the moment you came out of your bedroom...

-He had put a bit of saran wrap on the bottom of the door....

-That...

-Little...

-Shit...

-Vanderwood literally sprinted over to your bedroom door and laughed his ass off.

-"I didn't think you'd fall for that baby girl."

-Oh it's on Vanderwood!

-You called up Luciel and started plotting your big prank.... this... was gonna be cruel..

-You see... Vanderwood had a routine, He'd wake up, go to the living room, eat breakfast, drive over to Luciel's stay there for an hour or two, come home to you, cuddle with you for a while, and wait for his boss to call him for his mission. then after the mission he'd come home and relax for the rest of the night.

-"Luciel, I have a plan..."

-"Yes? What is it?"

-"First make a huge mess of your apartment... like bigger than normal... Then, I want you to tell Vanderwood that I sent a distress signal about 15 minutes after he enters your bunker and that you're working at finding my location"

-"Okay... anything else"

-"Send him to {insert shady location in Korea here} and tell him that it was the location that the distress signal was sent from"

-"Okay, Got it."

-You arrive at the location you've told Luciel about

- 45 minutes pass before you hear footsteps...

-THIS IS HAPPENING

-You smile... He's so gonna hate you after this.

-"MC, are you here?"

-You let out the most bloodcurdling scream you could muster.

-Vanderwood immediately jumps into action literally pushing things out of the way... until... he finds you...

-"Oh god, MC are you okay?"

-You nod and hand him a note.

-He immediately unfolds the piece of paper.

-On it is written...Happy April Fools day!!

-"Do you want me to tase you, MC?"

-"No.."

-"You better run then."

-He chased you with a taser for about 5 minutes before giving up and driving you both home... then going back to Luciel's to deal with the mess there...

-What he'll never admit is that you actually got him... you made him freak out... then laugh about it a little later..... And clean more than usual... (He hated that)

(I’m aware that it’s long past April fools day... I posted this on wattpad on April Fools day... and these are reposts!)