MC’s April Fools Day Prank On Vanderwood (Vanderwood HC)

MeyRin x Assassin Reader

Sup y’all, Wanted to write a fic for Meyrin. She deserves more love in this fandom!

A bit of a spoiler for chapter 157 onwards

The air was calm, calmer than usual, No breeze, just stillness. It was almost erie. You walked the dark cobblestone streets of London with one goal in mind, and that was to assassinate the one known as “Owl”. You didn’t know much about him, All you knew was that he was a sniper and had impeccable sight. You felt the heavy weight of the rifle in your backpack. You grimaced as you slid the uncomfortable strap back onto your shoulder from where it slipped.You sighed as you came to a path leading into a dense forest. Presumably, this path led to the Phantomhive manor. Quickly, you bent down to tie your unruly laces before trudging up the path. 

A clearing appeared before you, It also happened to lead to a hill with just enough cover. You laid your backpack down before unzipping it and feeling around for your rifle as well as the scope. You had a feeling you’d be out for quite some time. You waited, patiently for some sign of the Owl. 

It had seemed like a few hours had passed when you saw presumably the maid of the house. She seemed quite clumsy, tripping over her feet. The wicker laundry basket she was carrying flew into the air, all the clean laundry landed around her. You chuckled, If you weren’t tasked to kill a member of the household, you would have gone and helped her. She looked quite cute. You sighed out of boredom and leaned back. You dug the photo of “Owl” out of your backpack. That was when realization set in. 

Either that maid was eerily close in looks or Owl was posing as a maid. Quickly, you looked through the scope. What you saw made you gasp. The maid had a pistol pointed right in your direction, it looked as if she was calling for someone as well. Panic set in, it was either shoot now, or get shot. You placed your now sweaty finger on the trigger. As you were about to pull it, you were grabbed. 

“Just what do you think you’re doing?” A male voice spoke, his words sounded sweet, yet laced with venom. You couldn’t reply, You were in shock. How the hell did he get to you so fast? You didn’t even see him once. You grabbed a pistol out from one of your thigh pouches and pointed it at the man’s head, that was when you got a good look at him. His eyes were an unnatural crimson, His skin was so pale that he almost looked like a walking corpse, His hair, a raven black and he was dressed in a butler’s uniform.

“I don’t think you want to do that” He said, pushing the pistol away from his head with a smirk on his face. 

“Why don’t you come with me” He forced you to your feet and wrapped his arms around your waist, before running at a superhuman speed in the direction of the manor. Before you could even comprehend what was happening, you were dropped on the floor of what looked like a study. 

“Sebastian, what is this?” You heard a young boy ask. 

“I have brought you another maid, My Lord.” The butler replied. The young boy sighed.

“I assume she is in the same situation as Meyrin” You looked at the butler, as he nodded. 

“She seems to have been with the chinese mafia as well, Though it seems she was out to kill Meyrin instead of you.” The young boy nodded. 

“Bring her to servant quarters and have her fitted for a uniform.” Your eyes widened, were you seriously being kidnapped just to serve as this kid’s maid? You were brought to a room with one bed, a desk, a dresser and a mirror in the corner. The butler had told you to stay in there while he brought in a second bed. You huffed and sat down on what you assumed was Owl’s bed. You heard quick footsteps coming down the hall. The door swung open, you saw a panicking Meyrin enter. She stopped in her tracks. 

“You’re the one who tried to kill me. Why are you here?”

“I was forced to be a maid.” You replied. She gave you a knowing glance, then turned her attention back to her situation. It seemed she spilled tea on herself. You chuckled, her attention turned back to you. 

“You’re so clumsy, it’s kind of cute.” You smirked. she nodded trying to hide a light blush. 

Before long, you had been working at the manor for almost a year. in that time one new person was added as staff, he was a chef, his name was Baldroy. Unfortunately, other than Sebastian, you were the most competent of the servants. It was just another day, you and Meyrin were in the storage room, gathering china for Lord Phantomhive and his guests. You stood on a stepladder while Meyrin was on the ground piling up the boxes of china on the floor. It seemed anytime you were around her, your heart would pound. You handed her the last box. 

You jumped as a loud crash was heard. She’d piled the boxes too high, they had all fell. She also fell along with it. 

“Meyrin, oh my god, are you ok?” She nodded. 

“Please be careful next time, okay?” You stepped down off of the stepladder and took her hands in yours. 

“I..I’m so sorry” You hummed then pulled her into an embrace. 

“It’s alright, china is replaceable. You, my dear on the other hand are Irreplaceable.” You felt her tense a bit. You had wanted to do this for years, You’d loved Meyrin since the day you met. You moved out of the embrace slightly and planted a kiss on her lips. She broke the kiss in shock, you could see the realization set in. She then kissed you again.

“I love you Y/N” She mumbled against your lips. 

“I love you too, Meyrin”

:))) Vandy’s reaction to MC spending an entire day spoiling him rotten?

Thank you for requesting, Anon! (I was sleep deprived and had a headache while writing this… so I’m so sorry if this is bad lol)

-You were on a date. 

-Dates were quite uncommon for you two.

-Every previous date, Vanderwood would buy things for you, you were his lovely princess. 

-But that was going to change… at least, just for today.. 

-You had a plan to spoil this boi rotten!!

-The day started with you two taking a walk down a strip mall on one of the streets.

-That was when something caught his eye.

-A leopard print button up t shirt.

-You were determined to get it for him… so when he wasn’t paying attention, you slipped the cashier the money to buy the shirt. 

-He was shocked when he found out. 

-”Baby girl, you didn’t have to do that.” 

-”But I did” You smiled and kissed him on the cheek. 

-”It’ll look great on you” you said. 

-”Since you bought me that, I’ll treat you to dinner.” 

-You nodded… but had arterial motives.  

-You both entered the restaurant and chose a seat. 

-He ordered what he wanted, you ordered what you wanted and had an amazing meal together.

-Once the waiter arrived with the bill, Vanderwood had gotten out his card but you were faster to grab the machine. 

-”I’ll pay” you said sweetly. 

-”No, no you’ve done enough today” He replied attempting to take the machine out of your hands… 

-But it was too late, the receipt was already printed and you’d payed for dinner. 

-He made a mental note to buy you a bunch of clothing and stuff on your next date.

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Back from the dead once again with yet another update to this relationship situation..

First of all, I'm pretty much completely over him.. though he will be bringing my stuff back eventually I have no idea when... gotta give it to the fucker, he does seem like he wasn't lying about being a massive pussy about winter 🤣... a single snowflake could fall and he'd refuse to get in his car and go anywhere.. I feel sorry for whatever poor bitch he meets next if he continues to act like a baby. And btw... the Christmas gift I bought him before we broke up shall not be going to waste, it's going to my bestie who has been there for me through it all.. she's not reading this.. at least I don't think she is.. but LOVE YOU SAM!!!

Aaanyway I just met someone new.. we first started talking 2 weeks ago.. he had stuff going on so I left him alone for a week genuinely thought it was over with him before it even began bc he hadn't said a damn thing the entire week... but I reached out over the weekend and we talked until like 3am lol

He seems like a good guy, seems to be more dedicated than the last (that remains to be seen ofc.. not comparing him to my ex, but still trying to guard my emotions and keep from getting too attached too early on)

He has severe body image issues it seems.. I'm trying my best to help him a little by challenging his self critical beliefs and giving him compliments often. Not only about how he looks ofc...(this guy is seriously a beautiful human being, beautiful smile, jawline so sharp it could cut a bitch, beautiful eyes, beautiful lips, seriously... I'm surprised he hadn't gotten asked out more often.. not only that but he's genuine, sensitive, kinda funny too, respectful, Hella romantic lol)

This one is the type that wants to treat me like royalty.. he made me promise to one day go stargazing with him on a clear and warm night and kiss him under the moonlight.. (I ifc added slow dancing to that bc.. well that has ALWAYS been my dream date) but I'm thinking for a first date, I might go up and meet him for lunch or something on a day he has off of school (university) and work... he is an hour away and I don't drive so I'll probably be relying on my dad to take me there.. unless I can get my friend and her boyfriend to go on a double date with us and hitch a ride with them lol.

Though he has said he wants to come here... but idk.. that may not be possible for a while and I'm thinking we need a meeting face to face sooner rather than later.. I find it solidifies the connection better.

I really hope this goes somewhere.. I quite like him and can totally see this working 😊

H!

I'm back from the dead!

And I have things to talk about 🤭

Last month into this month has been fucking wild for me!

I was connected to a girl my age through my therapist, her name is Sam. We've really hit it off and I now consider her a friend.

Then... for some reason I felt confident enough to make a dating profile.... and

AGAINST ALL ODDS I MET SOMEONE.

Like I live in a town over an hour away from any cities.. but he only lives a half hour out of town... so not a super long drive.

Anyway, we've seen eachother in person twice but I fell so deeply in love with the guy.. and I can tell he feels the same about me... the way he looks at me.... How he talks... He is also a total romantic.. much like myself, so it's been going really good! I'm hoping we'll get to see eachother again next week.

But I never thought I'd ever get into a romantic relationship... if I'm being honest

Don't read on if you're easily triggered by mental health issues and/or sexual themes.

I never intended to be around this long... I was literally planning on ending it all shortly after my 18th birthday... But for some reason... I kept going.. and I'm super happy that I did, otherwise, I wouldn't have ever met my friend and boyfriend.

Seriously...

Things are finally going right for me after so many goddamned years of being alone, isolated unable to find any real connection and incredibly miserable because of it...

I have finally realized I am not unlikeable, I'm not worthless and I can find friends. And for the rest of 2022 and into 2023, I will work as hard as I can to not let my anxiety control me anymore

My next big leap comes in November. I will be looking for my first job!

And here comes the part where I gush about my boyfriend

I now have this dream now where I'm settling down with my boyfriend.... we move into a little apartment in one of the cities nearby (in fact that dream could very well come true... because we both want to go to the same city for college) and we settle into a peaceful domestic life together.... hopefully with cats!

Ok... but like honestly this guy is literally the one I've been dreaming of. He's very attractive and emotionally available, and he doesn't judge me for who I am! I neglected to mention here, but I have discovered that I am agender and my pronouns are they/them... I live in probably one of the most conservative provinces in Canada and to make it worse, I'm in a small town with like 4 churches of the same exact brand of extremely homophobic and transphobic Christianity... I fully expected him to lose interest in me. But no, It hasn't affected how he thinks of me. and he is very careful to respect my pronouns...

He's also very funny (which I really love in people... I can't be around someone who is super serious all the time) I mean... when I last saw him on Monday, we were at my place, playing around (in an adult sort of way) and he discovered my toys

One of them had a suction cup at the base, so he goes and sticks it on the wall a few times... then he sticks it on his forehead looks at me and says "I'm dildo man" we laugh about it together.... and he goes to pull it off his face only to discover it has suctioned pretty hard to his face, so I help him by wedging my finger under the suction cup and lifting it off...

and HE HAS A BIG ASS BRUISE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD... We're still laughing our asses off... me almost pissing myself with laughter as we frantically search for way to get rid of bruises and hickeys online... we try the fork method, icing it... everything we can do, nothing works.. so we decide to just take a bath to clean up before my parents get home from a trip they were on (at this point my parents don't know we've had sex... and I wasn't exactly ready to tell them) While we're in the bath, my parents get home and my dad calls out to me... I fucking panic and we get out and dress at breakneck speed.

My parents brought home some takeout and my boyfriend stayed for dinner... he met my mom for the first time... but damn... coming downstairs after that was... super awkward... but thankfully my parents aren't the type to be bothered by that kind of thing, all they needed to know was that we used protection (which we did ofc)

It's funny though, he really gets along well with my dad.. Maybe it's their sense of humour. Or maybe the fact they are both quite talkative..

But damn.....

This guy is special.. and I hope we last for years, decades... life even...

And done.. Sorry about all that.. just had to write this all down somewhere.. It's really hard to contain my happiness right now.

Vandy’s thoughts while MC’s sleeping on his shoulder?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!! I’m sorry this is so short… I’m running out of ideas for sleeping/sleepy MCs.

-You were laying beside Vanderwood 

-your head was resting on his shoulder

-He thought it was kind of cute honestly.

-You’d never slept in this position

-But he didn’t mind.. Whatever position you slept in, he wasn’t bothered by it..

-Unless you kicked him in your sleep…

Can I request Vandy reacting to his MC being released from the hospital after a long stay?

Thank you for requesting, Anon!! I’m not going to write about any specific illness because I don’t want to assume what people might be suffering from.. And if you are or were in the hospital, Anon (and anyone else who might be reading this), I hope this makes your day a little brighter. <3

-You had been in the hospital for 3 months now

-You were ill with something and it wasn’t going away. 

-Of course, Vanderwood stayed by your side for as long as visiting hours would allow him. 

-The day you were released from the hospital he got over there as fast as he could. 

-He wasn’t going to miss the day he got to bring his girlfriend home. 

-You were waiting for him in the lobby of the hospital with your things. 

-Once you saw each other, you ran to him and hugged him. 

-After getting showered with kisses you both left the hospital together. 

-He had really missed you. 

-When you weren’t home he had nothing to do.

-Sometimes you two would text back and forth late into the night. 

-But now, you didn’t have to do that, you could just lay next to each other and talk all night long. 

-If you had any struggles with your illness, You know this boi would take care of you. 

Minor trio reacting to some guy slipping a roofie into MC’s drink when they’re at a bar together?

Thanks for requesting, anon!! This seems like it’ll be interesting to write!!

V

-You were sitting beside V in a bar.

-Every so often you’d go to bars for dates.

-Usually it would go smoothly, you’d talk for hours over your drinks, Then go home.

-Tonight was different. 

-You had walked away from your drink to use the bathroom when a guy came by where you were sitting. 

-V saw the guy slip something in your drink. 

-The guy wasn’t very discreet about it, but no one else seemed to care. 

-V sighed and decided to order you a new drink.

-This time he made sure to keep close guard over it. 

-You didn’t even notice that V switched out your drinks. 

-When he finally told you about the guy who tried to slip a roofie into your drink, you were mortified. 

-You could’ve been kidnapped. 

-But you knew V wouldn’t let that happen.

Saeran

-You were both sitting in a bar together, talking..

-That was when the guy sitting beside you slipped something in your drink. 

-Saeran had seen it happen. 

-He was beyond pissed. 

-You noticed his face twist in anger.

-You didn’t even have time to question him about it. 

-He got up and grabbed the guy by the collar. 

-”HOW DARE YOU TRY TO DRUG MY GIRL” Saeran screamed in the guy’s face before punching him in the jaw. 

-Saeran effectively started a bar fight. 

-Long story short, he was kicked out.

-You both went home together, and he never took you to a bar ever again. 

Vanderwood

-Vanderwood decided to take you to his favorite bar.

-It was honestly a spur of the moment thing, you were walking past the bar when he decided to take you there.

-You both got seated and started chatting about things. 

-Then you got talking with this other guy. 

-And it all went downhill from there. 

-The guy ended up slipping a roofie in your drink. 

-Luckily, Vanderwood had noticed. 

-Not wanting to make a big scene, he made an excuse that he needed to go home for something. 

-He then grabbed your hand and pulled along behind him out of the bar. 

-You were confused… until he told you what happened on your walk home. 

-You understood and thanked him. 

-if he hadn’t been there, You’d probably be in some dude’s basement or something. 

What would Vanderwood do if his MC is unintentionally ignoring him when he wants attention bc Seven is sending her memes?

Thanks for requesting, Anon! 

-You were sitting on your phone, texting back and forth with Seven.

-Vanderwood wanted to talk about something

-”MC, Can I talk to you?” 

-You laughed at a meme Seven had sent you.

-You were so into the conversation with Seven that you didn’t even hear Vanderwood.

-”MC?” 

-Still you didn’t pay attention. 

-”Oh so Seven’s more important than me now?” Vanderwood whined.

-He slapped your phone out of your hand. 

-”Huh? what?” You questioned confused and sort of dazed

-”I was trying to talk to you, MC.” 

-”Oh…. I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you. What do you want to talk to me about” 

-Honestly you felt so bad.

-So, you talked for the rest of the day, all your attention was on him. 

-From that day onward, you made sure to not get too into texting your friends when Vanderwood was around.

Sup... I'm still alive.. just gonna drop this here lol I worked all day on it...

ApReCIAtE mE!

Kidding.. but I'm happy with it, I even used gold paint on his hair... Because he's a golden boi Ok, ok I'll stop

Sketch and WIP under the cut!

HCs for when MC finds out that V is afraid of spiders? (Just a personal HC of mine but I hope it’s mundane enough to roll with)

Thanks for requesting, Anon!! And don’t worry, your request is fine! 

-V was alone…

-You were out running errands. 

-He was sitting in the living room going through his photos deciding which ones to sell and which ones to keep around for himself..

-He picked up a photo.

-What he saw horrified him.

-There was a spider on top of the photo of the blue sky… 

-It was rapidly approaching his fingers.. 

-He shrieked. 

-Yes…

-Shreiked.. 

-His scream was super girly btw

-At this point, you were just outside the door..

-You heard him. 

-You thought something terrible had happened. 

-You rushed into the living room to see V standing on a chair visibly terrified.

-”V, What’s wrong?” You asked. 

-”He pointed to the floor.

-”THERE’S A SPIDER”

-You rolled your eyes and grabbed a tissue squishing the bug.

-”There, it’s dead, relax.”

-He breathed a sigh of relief before returning to what he was doing.