When MC Is On Her Period (Vanderwood HC)

Vandy reacting to MC getting turned into a kid but she’s actually really sweet and well-behaved? Would he enjoy a day with her more if she wasn’t a little hellion?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!!! I was lazy with this one and copy+pasted a few things from my other HC… so I hope you don’t mind lol. Even though I really don’t like writing/reading these types of headcanons… I did anyway, for you <3!! 

-You were messing around with seven’s inventions…

-When you came across a big red button.

-You couldn’t resist the urge to press it

-Once you did…

-You felt smaller…

-You were smaller

-You didn’t know what was going on. 

-despite everything going on, you remained calm.

-You weren’t about to cry and cause a scene.. 

-You just stayed silent. 

-Vanderwood started to get worried. 

-He hadn’t seen you in a while.

-He decided to search the bunker for you…

-He entered the room you were in.

 -There in front of him, was a young girl who looked almost exactly like you..

-She was even wearing your clothes… but smaller. 

-”Vwandwerwud” You babbled

-”MC?” 

-You nodded

-”How did this happen?”

-You pointing at the button. 

-”You pressed a button and now you’re a child…” 

-He left the room to find seven.

-”SEVEN!!! MC touched one of your useless inventions and now she’s a child.” Vanderwood yelled at the younger male. 

-”Turn her back to normal, NOW!” 

-Seven scratched the back of his head and laughed nervously.

-”You see… I can’t do that… “

-”Why?”

-”The effects last for a day more or less.” 

-”So you’re telling me I have to take care of my girlfriend as if she were a baby for A DAY?”

-”Yes” 

-Vanderwood grunted then walked back to the room you were in. 

-You were still in the same spot you were earlier. 

-You hadn’t touched anything.

-He sighed grabbing you and bringing you to the living room where you sat again in the same spot..

-He was very annoyed that you were a child.

-He honestly wished he could ask you what to do and how to care for a kid.

-But he was alone..

-You were surprisingly well behaved…

-But he still didn’t like taking care of you.

-He was constantly afraid that you’d wonder off and someone would get at you..

-So he kept you by his side… He didn’t like having to drag you around everywhere. 

-But you were defenseless, so he had no other choice. 

-Once you had finally turned back, he practically celebrated.

-His girlfriend was back!! 

-He made a mental not to never have kids… Too much anxiety…. At least you, in your adult form, could put up a good fight and send out an SOS signal if needed. 

Idk if anyone knows that I'm Obey Me trash, but.. I am happy to announce that Lucifer will now indefinitely be wearing this on my home screen. And no, I do not regret my decision to waste grim and other materials on getting this outfit because words cannot describe how much I am LIVING for Lucifer in a unicorn onesie.

Now.. the question is... should it be my new profile picture here?

Drunk Vandy hcs?

Ooh.. that seems interesting!! Thank you for requesting, Anon!! 

-Vanderwood wasn’t really one to get drunk. 

-Usually he’d drink in moderation… 

-But when he’d get drunk.. 

-He’s the emotional drunk… 

-He’ll tell you how horrible his life was before he became an agent. 

-He’ll cry about the people he’s killed in the past

-He’ll cling to you for dear life and cry 

-Sometimes he’ll just cry for no reason at all. 

-At some point, if he keeps drinking he’ll turn into the angry drunk…

-He’ll smash bottles, flip tables, and destroy EVERYTHING

-If anyone gets in his way, he’ll get physical. 

-So… Keep this boi from drinking too much alcohol… 

RFA + Minor Trio Pet HCs

Ok, so I miss writing headcanons.... Especially for Vanderwood.. Also I just thought of this because I was imagining what Vandy would have as a pet... lol

Yoosung

He probably has a golden retriever

Honestly is a bit clueless when it comes to pet ownership so you’ll have to help him out quite a bit

He LOVES this dog though, after some time of owning it, he’ll be the one to take it on walks and play with it. 

He probably called it Sunny or something basic like that.

Jumin

Elizabeth The 3rd no explanation needed

Jaehee

She has a hedgehog!

Honestly she doesn’t really have enough time to take care of anything bigger.

It probably claimed one of her coffee mugs as its own. 

It likes to sit in said coffee mug while she works though sometimes she’ll hold it or place it on her shoulder which you find absolutely adorable!

She’s a really good hedgehog owner, she researched a lot before getting it.

You’d probably be on hedgehog duty while she’s at work though.

She probably named it Java

Zen

His apartment doesn’t allow pets, though if he were to get a pet it would be a poodle. 

707/Saeyoung

He would have an abyssinian

He’d probably end up dressing the poor kitty in matching outfits when he crossdresses. 

Ballroom dances with it when he’s bored

Owns a huge box of cat toys, though only really uses the laser pointer since it’s low effort.

Not a super good cat owner to say the least. 

You and Vanderwood end up having to take care of the cat’s basic needs since he won’t lift a finger to do really any chore around the house.

Probably named it Honey or Pepper for obvious reasons 

Unknown/Saeran

No pets

This boy REFUSES to have pets!!

He plays it off as him hating animals because he’s too tough for that shit. 

Really he’s afraid you’ll spend more time with the animal than him (someone give this marshmallow of a man a hug)

V

Doesn’t have pets

Though if you wanted a pet he would be fully open to it.

Doesn’t matter what animal as long as you and him can take care of it. 

Vanderwood

100% would have a Bengal

I mean just look at it! He obviously got it mostly to match his thing with leopard print.. (Almost everything he owns is leopard print...)

He genuinely loves the cat though... Mostly since it’s quite calm and for a Bengal.

Sometimes you’ll catch the cat curled up beside him while he’s asleep or on his lap while he writes his reports.

He is a pretty good cat owner. 

Though he does have an obsession with cleanliness

He bathes the cat every week, usually it results in the cat freaking out and his arms being scratched to hell. 

He expects you to do cat related chores when he’s on missions... and he will throw a fit if you do not make sure the litter is clean and the area around its food bowl is spotless.

Probably named it Cinnamon (Cin for short) 

Bonus

I’d like to just show off my cat here.. lol She’s a bengal, she has less defined rosettes and her name is Ginger.... she’s like 16 in human years and she just makes me so happy lol.. that’s her sitting on one of my neighbor’s car projects.

I've been away from the internet entirely for a couple days (bad week) so I only just heard like five minutes ago but.. I am so excited for this, the first teaser looks great!! I'm surprised it went into production so soon!

I can't wait for more Alucard I missed him lol

season 2 is happening!!!!!!!!!

Little known fact about me... I'm a Lokean, I have been for over a year.. I never mentioned that here, I know.. 🤭

Long ass spiritual ramble under the cut

I've been occupied with other things recently (namely getting a job for the first time) and I haven't had much mental energy to interact with him... so as reconciliation (ofc he demands that I don't need to apologize or anything but I did anyway) I made a new picture to go on his altar...

I also bought a statue (it was almost $150... RIP to my wallet 😭😭😭😭) it looks absolutely beautiful from the product pictures and it's handmade, reviews are good too, so I'm not too mad at the price.. it was the only one I could find that looked similar to how he usually appears to me... funny enough as I was browsing etsy looking for statues while I was taking a break from sketching, I said to him out loud... "damn.. it's all viking dudes with beards... none of these look enough like a twink"... and what do you know, the very next page, I found one that looks a hell of a lot more twink-like.. he even holds a rose which has special meaning to my spiritual journey with him. (First sign I asked him to show me and is my go to for signs now, I laid a bunch of fake roses on his altar too) I genuinely believe he put that one in front of me 😅

God... WHY!? (NSFW)

Headcanons plus a short fic.

Warnings: NSFW content.. this is literally a scenario about Gojo being a goofball during the deed...

Anywho... enjoy...Hope you like dead memes and cringe... (I hate myself for writing this... This should be a war crime)

Generally Gojo enjoys bringing humor into the bedroom, he really loves seeing you laugh.

But sometimes... He can get so fucking annoying.

As you lay on your back, hands pinned down to the bed, Gojo on top of you, thrusting into you in just the right way to make you scream...

A song you know all too well comes on... He's played it during sex so often. After that damned reddit r/AITA post he will not stop.

You've begged him to delete it from your Spotify playlist, but he never did.

Nasty little shit likes to see you go from whining about wanting him deeper to whining wanting him to stop acting like an idiot

Ofc.. He likes calling you really stupid pet names as well.. in and out of the bedroom..

And you better believe he thrusts with the rhythm of the song playing.. not the beat... Like a psychopath.

"Satoru....." you whine. A smirk appears on his lips as he continues the eratic thrust pattern.

"Hmmm? what is it munchkin?" He says with a mischievous glint in his eyes. You roll your eyes

"Please... for fuck sake turn that shit off... and wait... 'Munchkin' did you just call me 'Munchkin'?" You resist the urge to push him off of you and onto the floor

"Aww does my little boo thang not like what I call them?" You narrow your eyes at him

"Do you want me to shrivel up and die down there?" He rests his head on your shoulder and you feel him grin against your skin, you gulp in response fearing what would come next.

"Oh pookiebear~ You'll be okay won't you? You still want my girthy meat stick right?" he whispers in your ear, you hate to admit it but it could almost be hot... If he weren't whispering the most deranged shit into your ears. "You love it when my hotdog is inside your moist cavern don't you?"He whispers making you cringe. "And when my hands move to touch your sensitive nubbins" He says, moving his hand over to your chest, teasing your nipples. "How about I purple your nurple, would you like that my candybear.. the jelly to my peanut butter~"

"Satoru.... I hate you so much right now" You complain, He evidently takes pleasure in your cringing as he chuckles leaning in to kiss you. His thrusts once again moving to a pleasurable rhythm. No matter how much you groan and act like you hated him for it, you still truly love him. And that included all of his bedroom antics. In fact, you appreciate it sometimes, he always knows how to make you laugh and well today was indeed one of those days.

Just as you were soaking in the serious affection he was finally giving you after his goofiness.

Two Trucks came on. And he began bobbing his head and syncing his thrusts to the music. You scream in exasperation. "SATORU GOJO I SWEAR TO SHIT I'M NEVER LETTING YOU TOUCH SPOTIFY EVER AGAIN!!!"

He slept on the couch that night.. As he should.

Update!

Here’s what I’m planning on doing:

Firstly, I want to use this as another platform for head canons and short fanfics since wattpad isn’t doing too hot lol I plan to start off by reposting my already existing Wattpad headcanons from my Vanderwood X MC HC fanfic. 

I also want to start doing requests... I’m gonna mainly focus on Mystic Messenger... I’ll do RFA+Minor trio, RFA+Minor duo, RFA, or specific MM characters.

I will also limit my shitposts... I might make another tumblr strictly for shitposting then delete everything except this post and my masterlist. 

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Vandy reacting to MC being turned into a little kid (like 4-5) for a day?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!! I don’t really know how I’m gonna go about this because  don’t spend a lot of time with kids that young and I have no idea how to take care of kids or how they’d act…. So forgive me if this isn’t good.

-You were messing around with seven’s inventions…

-When you came across a big red button. 

-You couldn’t resist the urge to press it

-Once you did… 

-You felt smaller…

-You were smaller

-You felt the urge to cry… 

-So you cried… for no reason. 

-Vanderwood was in the room next to the one you were in, 

-He heard what sounded like a child crying.. 

-But how could there be a child… in Seven’s house? 

-He entered the room you were in. 

-There in front of him, was a young girl who looked almost exactly like you..

-She was even wearing your clothes… but smaller. 

-”Vwandwerwud” You babbled

-”MC?” 

-You nodded

-”How did this happen?”

-You pointing at the button. 

-”You pressed a button and now you’re a child…” 

-He left the room to find seven. 

-”SEVEN!!! MC touched one of your useless inventions and now she’s a child.” Vanderwood yelled at the younger male. 

-”Turn her back to normal, NOW!” 

-Seven scratched the back of his head and laughed nervously.

-”You see… I can’t do that… “

-”Why?” 

-”The effects last for a day more or less.” 

-”So you’re telling me I have to take care of my girlfriend as if she were a baby for A DAY?” 

-”Yes” 

-Vanderwood grunted then walked back to the room you were in. 

-Only to find you…

-Playing with the robot dog…

-THE FIRE BREATHING ROBOT DOG!!!

-”HEY, MC, DON’T GO NEAR THAT THING” 

-You looked up at him with innocent eyes. 

-”Good doggy” You patted the thing’s head.

-Almost immediately, you were scooped up into Vanderwood’s arms. 

-You were brought into the living room where he could keep an eye on you. 

-But it wasn’t over yet… oh no no… You went back into the storage room where Seven kept this inventions and brought out another thing.

-This time, the cat. 

-Vanderwood was horrified when he saw it. 

-”MC, Don’t touch seven’s inventions!!” He said before grabbing the cat and throwing it back into the storage room. 

-You started crying. 

-”I WANT THE KITTY” You whined. 

-He sighed. 

-Just a day of this.. then it’s over Vanderwood. He thought

-All day, he had to deal with you disobeying him and crying.. 

-He hated every second of it..

-He was glad when it was over.. 

-He swore to never ever have children…Ever.