MC Opening Up To Vandy About How She Thinks He’s Way Out Of Her League And She Doesn’t Understand

!!!!! Can I request Vanderwood reacting to his MC calling Seven and yelling at him for always stressing Vandy out and making him clean his bunker all the time?

Lol that sounds fun thank you for requesting, Anon! <3

-You

-Were

-LIVID

-Vanderwood had come home from cleaning Seven’s house and he was exhausted. 

-He’d told you that he’d spent 6+ hours cleaning Seven’s disgusting household. 

-Every time Vanderwood went over there, he had to clean. 

-You could tell that he was stressed.

-SOOOO

-You did the only thing that you felt you could do…

-That was to phone Seven and rip him a new one.. 

-”SEVEN, I SWEAR TO GOD IF VANDERWOOD HAS TO TOUCH ANOTHER DAMN BAG OF HONEY BUDDHA CHIPS I AM GOING TO KILL YOU” You screamed, almost deafening Seven.

 -”But MC, I don’t have time to clean.” 

-”But you have time to screw around on the messenger all day, clean your cars, drive your cars, build useless robots, hack useless things that don’t relate to your job and get up and get more honey buddha chips and PHD pepper from your storage room.”

-Seven laughed nervously.

-”But I don’t want to clean” he whined. 

-You were NOT having that

-”Well too bad, Vanderwood comes home every day exhausted and stressed. I think it’s about time you learn to clean your house by yourself regularly!”

-Vanderwood had heard you yelling and wondered what was going on. So he entered the room. 

-You had just hung up.

-Your face was red, your hands were balled up into fists and your eyes were almost bulging out. 

-”MC, What’s wrong” 

-”THAT ASSHOLE” You screamed

-He backed up a bit. He’d never seen you this angry before. 

-”MC?” 

-”I hate how he always has to put you to work, he can’t get up off of his lazy ass and clean himself.” You growled.

-He caught on to what you were angry about. 

-”MC, don’t worry about it, I can handle it” 

-”Don’t lie, I know you hate it, I know you’re stressed out about it.” 

-He sighed. You were right, He hated every second of it. 

-He was happy that you were defending him, but he hated to see you so worked up. 

-”MC, I’ll deal with him.  After what I plan to do to him, he won’t be asking me to clean ever again” 

-You were curious about what he planned to do, but didn’t ask him about it… You were just hoping whatever he planned to do would work… 

-A few days later, Vanderwood looked more at peace.

-You finally decided to ask him what he did. 

-”Oh, I just tied him to a chair and tased him for over an hour… I’m surprised I didn’t kill him or something.” 

-”So, did he stop asking you to clean” 

-He nodded. 

-You both erupted into fits of laughter. And from that day forward, Seven didn’t ask Vanderwood to clean… as often as he used to…

V and Vanderwood with an MC who smoked a bit too much weed and got completely stoned?

Oh boy...I don’t think I want to write for this one since I’m kind of against weed, cocaine, heroine, acid etc... Though I am fine with drunk HCs. I’m really sorry for not doing your request Anon. I should probably add a rule against drug related requests in my request rules. Anyway, I hope this doesn’t make anyone too angry or anything.

When MC is on her period (Vanderwood HC)

- Vanderwood is pretty... well inexperienced with women because of his career.

-He tries to comfort you as best as he can but gets a pillow thrown at him.

-two days into it, you need some more pads.

-"babe can you buy me some pads"

-"sure!!"

-Boi comes back with GAUZE PADS...

-LIKE THE MEDICAL GRADE SHIT YOU DRESS WOUNDS WITH...

-More pillows are thrown

-After a lengthy explanation of what pads and tampons and periods are, he comes back with the correct thing.....

-But they're literally the lowest absorbency known to man (sorry if you have a really light flow)

- "You know what, I'll just go get them myself"

-Later that night You and Vanderwood decide to watch a romantic drama (like titanic or something)

-You both end up bawling your eyes out.

-finally, you're free of your period

-Vanderwood senses the shift in your mood.

-"so how often is this supposed to happen?"

-"every month until I'm about 45-60 years old"

-"oh.... WAIT WHAT?!"

Helios ☀️

(Astarion Fanart)

More info under the cut if you enjoy insane rambles lol

I posted the sketch yesterday, I finished in the same day, took me like 4 hours.. which is about average for my art...

And well.. it didn't turn out exactly the way I wanted and there are some things I wish I did differently (namely the eyes being just a bit too harsh.. wish I did them in brown and not the dark purple..) but overall, I like how it turned out..

I tried a new painting technique the wet on wet method.. well in the beginning.. and I quite like it. I used both gouache and watercolors...I will 100% be doing rim lighting again.. it gives an ethereal quality and I looove that tbh..

And ofc being an overexcited dumbass forgot to tape down my piece initially so it warped.. but I taped it down shortly after and it's less um.. crazy looking now..

And idk why... but painting his ass was the funnest part lol.... I used many different colours in his skintone.. mainly purples, oranges, browns, yellows and hints of blue.. And it really stands out on that one cheek closest to the viewer.. I may have accidentally made it the focal point... unintentional, I swear,😅

Admittedly my shading is still absolutely shit.. making a note to practice that.. the light source and shadow placement doesn't make a whole lot of sense.. but it still looks alright I think..

Anyway..if you read this stupid ramble, I'm deeply sorry. Have a wonderful day or night ✨

Hi there... I'm still alive contrary to popular belief..

I forgot about Tumblr... I do that every month

Buuut... fandom shit happened soo let me tell you about it...

I was watching this cute wholesome anime, My Happy Marriage.... and this walking green flag man showed up...

The main male lead, Kiyoka Kudo... and what did my mind immediately jump to?

"H..holy shit that's..... that's...."

"THAT'S SHINYA HIRAGI"

And now... this has sparked another all consuming obsession with Seraph Of The End...

And as a result... I'm having thoughts and feelings about The Unparalleled Ichinose... again

My life is now ruined and I am retreating to Seraph Of The End hell for the next decade...

I blame Kiyoka Kudo.... and Yamato Yamamoto for designing Guren to be so damn beautiful... how dare they!

Anyway I'm tired and I should probably go to sleep... (After desperately trying to catch up with all the chapters I missed ofc!)

Why did I write this? No clue... but it exists now...

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RFA + Minor Trio As Songs

I just wanted to do this for fun I don’t know why... lol oh and btw these are mostly rock since that’s all I ever listen to XD... 

Yoosung

-Kryptonite (3 Doors Down)

Jumin Han

-I do it all the time (IDKHBTFM)

Jaehee

Loud (fuck it) (Motionless In White)

Zen

-Eros And Apollo (Studio Killers)

Seven

-Error (GARNiDELiA)

(ENG COVER)

...and... I’ll include a second one..

-Moonlight Densetsu.... I can totally see this dude cosplaying as Sailor Moon or something

V

-Warhol (Palaye Royale) (that one is kind of weak tbh... lol) 

Saeran

-The Devil Within (Digital Daggers)

Vanderwood

-Spies (Coldplay)

Bonus... (you might hate me for this one lol)

Rika

-MANTRA (Bring Me the Horizon) 

it's a dark day for america, and all i want to do is hold my trans and queer siblings tightly. but since that's not possible, this is me sending digital hugs to all of you. stay safe. stay alive. fight. your one precious life is worth more than any of the poison that's taken so much from us already

please. stay alive

I did a quick little sketch (by quick, I mean it took me like 2 hours lol) I still struggle with feet and shoes...

I just saw a pose on pinterest and thought omg, what if Astarion and my tav... but he's biting their thigh 🤭

Ofc, I had to name it.. thirst... and I added the "Happy" symbol to kind of cover a sketch I did on the same page... You know... it wasn't originally supposed to be just one piece, I was practicing poses and I liked this one way too much to just leave it or risk messing up when I redrew it.

This is entirely self indulgent.. and intended to be Spawn Astarion because he's so babygirl 🥰😘😍

🤣 also I don't think I posted but I got through the Cazador fight not too long ago.. and

Spoilers and dumb ramble ahead:

For most of my day, I sat there wondering how the fuck I would beat that bastard... he was one shotting Shadowheart with his fucking lightning bolt, then sending his gas minions after the survivors. Astarion being in the ritual made it 10× more difficult.. so... I cheated... and fuck... It should have been obvious...

I LITERALLY FORGOT FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING DAY THAT VAMPIRES ARE WEAK TO SUNLIGHT.. I blame Astarion and his parasite as well as Alucard for that one honestly.. the day walker thing kind of made me forget that omfg immunity to daylight is an exception, not the rule..

So I felt stupid.. once I got that, it was so much easier.. oh and almost constantly had Astarion in stealth kill mode until Cazadick was gone.

Also side note.. the VA for Cazador is perfect.. Like they really sells the "I'm a pathetic little worm, and your worst nightmare, fear me while I bitch and cry" LOL and again that's a compliment.. Larian really succeeded in making an evil character extremely grating and hatable which again, a good thing, not a bad thing.

The heartbreak I felt though afterwards when Astarion screams and cries.. God.. the second I got to this scene, I KNEW I couldn't let him ascend, doing so would be so cruel.. and yes.. this is ascended Astarion slander, I don't like my men too domineering.. maybe a little bit, but not enough to like kill innocent children and eat their hands or some shit lmfao (Doing a durge run too.. where I'm going to ascend Astarion and be a horrible bastard that eats babies) and I don't like that he loses the genuine feelings he has for tav/durge and becomes what he sought to destroy, an abuser.

Now.. the graveyard scene... I had tears in my eyes.. Honestly, the reason I love Astarion so much is because he is quite relatable. I will not go into detail, but I was.. SAed and abused as a kid. And honestly.. Seeing the bit where he scratched out his death date, made me feel hope.. for myself... For my own healing.. it truly meant so much seeing another survivor of abuse begin anew, find themselves again... even though I have done that already myself for the most part, I've found purpose, passions, love, heartbreak, etc and I've found some level of beauty in the life. I related quite a lot to the line about sex feeling tainted.. I am at a point where it no longer feels as terrible, I feel genuine enjoyment in it... (Can't do casual sex though.. That would trigger me into a ptsd attack) And I think part of that was letting myself go at my own pace, making sure my partners knew, and having control and the ability to consent and revoke consent at any point. Emotional attachment helped a great deal too.

I've rambled on enough.. but... Let me end this off by saying, If you went through unspeakable horrors at the hands of those who you thought were supposed to protect you, You are not alone, Even if you do not see it now, there is light at the end of the tunnel, keep on living, keep trying to find joy in little things. It does get better, what was done to you was horrible and you did not deserve it. I promise, you will see better days. You will be happy again, even if you feel like the pain will never end, there is always moments of calm.... live for those... live for your pets, live for your friends, the people around you, live for that cute thing you just ordered, live for that movie or TV series you're excited about watching... even the next patch for bg3.. or more Astarion content if that's your reason right now... and take it one day at a time. You will be okay.

If you need to vent out some shit, I'll listen, I may not know what to say or be able to offer comfort, but I will always lend an ear, even to a total stranger if they need it.

That's all from me, goodbye, until my next post.. whenever that will be ❤🖤❤🖤

Vandy reacting to his sad MC asking for a hug?

Thank you for requesting, Anon! This one’s short and sweet lol.

-You felt lonely. 

-You hadn’t talked to Vanderwood much all day. 

-You cried, you just wanted to be near him

-He didn’t realize that you felt sad or anything.

-Not until he walked into the living room and saw you crying.

-”Baby girl, is everything okay?” He asked before sitting down next to you. 

-”I… I just want a hug” You said. 

-He wrapped his arms around you. 

-You both hugged until you finally calmed down.