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9 years ago

Bad Girls Club Masterpost

Season 1:

Episode 1 & 2 “It’s Easier to Be Bad”

Episode 3 “A Rude Awakening”

Episode 4 “Quick Fix”

Episode 5 “A Tomik Bomb”

Episode 6 “Out with the Old, In with the New”

Episode 7 “The Trouble with Boys”

Episode 8 “Miss Understanding”

Episode 9 “Not a Happy Camper”

Episode 10 “Smack My Beach Up”

Episode 11 “And the Walls Came Tomberlin Down”

Episode 12 “Drop of a Hat”

Episode 13 “She Said, She Said”

Episode 14 “Holy Ghost!”

Episode 15 “What Are Little Girls Made of?”

Episode 16 “Kiss & Tell”

Episode 17 “Rocky Road”

Episode 18 “Chicken Scratch”

Episode 19 “A Little Ditty About Steve & DeAnn”

Episode 20 “Lord of Lies”

Episode 21 “Happy Ending”

Episode 22 “Outrageous & Unseen”

Episode 23 “Shrink Wrapped: Reunion”

Season 2 :

“Bad Company”

“Battle Lines”

“Spilled Milk”

“Music and Lyric”

“Pop Off!”

“Prank Wars Part 1: Party Girls Strike Back”

“Prank Wars Part 2: Mark Your Territory”

“Prank Wars Part 3: Phat Lady”

“Love Conquers All”

“Return of the Juice, Death of the Truce”

“Sucker Punched”

“Taken for a Ride”

“Cordelia and the Chamber of Secrets”

“Bad Riddance”

“Threesome and Then Some”

“With Friends Like These…”

“Disorderly Conduct”

“The Ugly Drunkling”

“Ghouls Gone Wild”

“Three’s a Crowd”

“Happy Trails”

“Pimp Down”

“All BAD Things Must Come to an End”

“Unfinished Business”

Season 3:

Episode 1 “Breaking and Entering”

Episode 2 “I Got Your Backbone”

Episode 3 “Boston Tea Party”

Episode 4 “The Naked Truth”

Episode 5 “The Tipping Point”

Episode 6 “Poppin’ In”

Episode 7 “Who is This Bitch”

Episode 8 “What Happens in Vegas, Airs on Television”

Episode 9 “This is NOT the Amber Show”

Episode 10 “Ailea of the Storm”

Episode 11 “Make a Run for the border”

Episode 12 “The Cookie Crumbles”

Episode 13 “This Is the Amber Show”

Epiosode 14 “All’s Well That Ends Bad”

Episode 15 “Reunion Unresolved Issues’

Season 4:

 Episode 1 ”Off The Wall”

 Episode 2 “I Run L.A!”

Episode 3 “No More Mr. Nice Girls”

Episode 4 “Can Buy Me Love”

Episode 5 “Don’t Sweat The New Bitch”

Episode 6 “Paul and Kate Plus Hate”

Episode 7 “Bad Break”

Episode 8 “Friend? Or Frenemy??”

Episode 9 “Sex, Lies and Bigfoot”

Episode 10 “Go With The Flo”

Episode 11 “The Puppet Master”

Episode 13 “Amber Alert!”

Episode 14 “Out With a Bang”

Episode “Reunion Part I : Breaking Point”

Episode “Reunion Part II : It Ain’t Over”

Season 5: Miami 

Episode 1 “Welcome To Miami Beyotch”

Episode 2 “Check Your Baggage”

Episode 3 “Where’s The Money Honey?”

Episode 4 “Talkin’ Smack”

Episode 5 “Beach Blanket Bad Girls”

Episode 6 “Jamaican Me Crazy”

Episode 7 “Threesomes A Crowd”

Episode 8 “Departures And Arrivals”

Episode 9 “Life’s A Bleach”

Episode 10 “Who Runs Miami?”

Episode 11 “Brandi on the Rocks”

Episode 12 “The Wicked Witch Of Key West”

Final Episode “Punching Out”

“Reunion Part I”

“Reunion Part II”

Top 10 OMG Moments

Season 6:

Episode 1 ”It’s Hotter in Hollywood”

Episode 2 “Broverload”

Episode 3 ”Pool Charks”

Episode 4 From Ashes to Clashes”

Episode 5 “Kentucky Fried and Char Broiled”

Episode 6 “Play With It”

Episode 7 “Beat-Down Barbie”

Episode 8 “Weak Sauce”

Episode 9 “Power Trippin’”

Episode 10 “Wilma Goes BAMM-BAMM”

Episode 11 “Don’t Hate La Playa”

Episode 12 “Army of One”

Episode 13 “Only the Bad Remain”

“Reunion: Part 1”

“Reunion: Part 2”

Season 7: New Orleans

Episode 1 “I Got the Voodoo for U”

Episode 2 “Call Me Karma”

Episode 3 “A Tale of Two Cliques”

Episode 4 “Can I Bayou a Drink?”

Episode 5 “Playing for the Other Team”

Episode 6 “Better Off Dread”

Episode 7 “Cat Scratch Fever”

Episode 8 “An Eye for an Eye”

Episode 9 “Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold”

Episode 10 “Truces, Tirades and Tiaras”

Episode 11 “Keeping It 100”

Episode 12 “Can’t Teach Old Dogs New Tricks

Episode 13 "Parting Shots”

“Reunion Part 1”

“Reunion Part 2”

Season 8: Las vegas 

Throw-Up, Throw-Down

Weaving Las Vegas

Chicks Before Hicks

Sink or Swim

A New Elease On Life

Bed, Bathing Suit and Beyond

Invasion of the Scavengers

Sister Act

Evil Pair

Double Trouble

Bad Girl Players

Breakup Breakdown

Go Big. Go Home

Reunion, Pt. 1

Reunion, Pt. 2

Season 9: Mexico

Episode 1 “One Night In Mexico”

Episode 2 “Wash, Rinse, Re-beat”

Episode 3 “The Devil Wears Nada”

Episode 4 “Girls Gone Ham”

Episode 5 “Pretty Girl Bounced”

Episode 6 “Mexican Meltdown”

Episode 7 “Stage Bite”

Episode 8 “Miserella”

Episode 9 “The Tipping Point”

Episode 10 “Cruisin’ for a Brusin”

Episode 11 “Hate-Lanta”

Episode 12 “Match Made in Mexico”

Episode 13 “Fist, Fist, Bang Bang”

Episode 14 “Reunion Part 1”

Episode 15 “Reunion Part 2”

Episode 16 “Reunion Part 3”

Season 10: Atlanta

Episode 1 “Southern Discomfort”

Episode 2 “Houston, We Have a Problem”

Episode 3 “Molly-Whopped”

Episode 4 “The Girl Who Cried Mommy”

Episode 5 “There’s Something About Jerry…”

Episode 6 “Anger Mismanagement”

Episode 7 “Bottled Up and Beat Down”

Episode 8 “Gone with the Weave”

Episode 9 “"Between A Rocky and A Hard Place”

Episode 10 “"Don’t Cry For Me, Valentina!“

Episode 11 “Who’s Laughing Now”

Episode 12 “Rocky Like a Hurricane”

Episode 13 ‘Greece Up, Get Down’

Episode 14 “Home Is Where the Hurt Is”

BGC Top Ten OMGs Seasons 6 - 10

Reunion Part I — “Off the Jump”

Reunion Part II — ‘Stand Up, Throw Down’

Reunion Part III — ‘Old Beef, New Leaf’

Season 11: Miami 

Episode 1 ‘Premature Evacuation’

Episode 2 ‘Waiting, Hating, Instigating’

Episode 3 ‘Tap In Tap Out’

Episode 4 ‘Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow’

Episode 5 ‘Juice-tify My Love’

Episode 6 ‘The Queens of Key West’

Episode 7 “The Bullyguard”

Episode 8 “Public Enemy Number Two”

Episode 9 “Weaving With a Bang”

Episode 10 “Nae, ‘Nae Go Away”

Episode 11 “Knock Your Socks Off”

Episode 12 “Cowgirl. Crapshoot”

Episode 13 “Tropical Punch”

Episode 14 “Paradise Lost”

Reunion Part 1

Reunion Part 2

Reunion Part 3

Season 12: Chicago

Breaking Bad Girls

Model Behavior

A Change For The Bad

The Fabtastic 4

Seeing Redd

REDDemption

A Diamond Is Not Forever

Rapper’s Anonymous

That’s a Rap

Bad News Brit

Family Affairs

Insults and injuries

Easy Come Easy Go

Smell Ya Later

Reunion Part 1

Reunion Part 2

Reunion Part 3

Season 13: Redemption

Making it to the Mansion

Bad Girls Don’t Cry

Judging Judi

Lashing Out

Birthday Blowout

Glitter Beef

Rocky-ing the Boat

Trouble In Paradise

Mama Drama

Twerk It Out

Girl, Bye!

Reunion Part 1

Reunion Part 2

Reunion Part 3

Bad Girls Club 14

BGC XIV: Casting Sneak Peek

Once Upon a Turnt Up Time

Double Trouble

Birthday Ho-down

Flirting With Kat-Tastrophe

Return to Sender

The Keys to Happiness

Please let me know if any links aren’t working! Enjoy

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9 years ago
9 years ago

im gonna fucking scream this is me

9 years ago

You love you some black dick huh? 😏

Missy said it best: “Boys, boys, all types of boys; Black, White, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys.”

You Love You Some Black Dick Huh? 😏

👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿

9 years ago
So @baseball-boyfriends And I Are Trapped In Pynch Hell
So @baseball-boyfriends And I Are Trapped In Pynch Hell

So @baseball-boyfriends and I are trapped in Pynch hell

9 years ago

wait im on mobile lol but whats ur snap?

Papitwink

9 years ago

I want your workout!

Chest Day:Flat bench 5x5Dumbbell incline bench 4x8Skull crushers 4x8Dumbbell flat bench 4x8French press 4x8Dips 4x8Cable chest fly 4x8Cable pulldowns 4x8Cable chest upward fly 4x8Decline hammer press 4x8

Back Day:Deadlift 5x5Cable row 4x8Cable pull down 4x8Bent over barbell row 4x8Cable reverse fly 4x8EZ bar curls 4x8Dumbbell curls 4x8 Wide grip pull ups 4x8Suspended crunches 3x16

Shoulder day:Military press 5x5Barbell shrugs 4x8Upright row 4x8Seated front raise 4x8Seated lateral raise 4x8Arnold press 4x8Reverse cable flies 4x8Seated dumbbell press 4x8

Arm day:Chin-ups 5x5Dips 4x8EZ bar curl 4x8Skull crushers 4x8Dumbbell curl 4x8 (each side)French press 4x8Cable curls 4x8Cable pulldown 4x8

Leg day:Back squat 5x5Front squat 4x8Hamstring curls 4x8Leg raises 4x8Seated leg press 4x8

If y'all have any questions, feel free to ask!

9 years ago

Things the signs hate

Aries: Slow people, laziness, ignorance, being bossed around, sensitive people, crying, laying in bed all day, beating around the bush, being told to shut up, not being respected, stupidity, people who can't think for themselves

Taurus: Being rushed, being bothered when doing something, being disturbed during alone time, constant noise, being robbed of personal space, having to leave their comfort zone, being asked repeatedly, whining, quitters, fickleness, loud & obnoxious people, no food, ruthless individuals

Gemini: Waiting, being ignored, daily routines, explaining themselves, homebodies, close mindedness, unrealistic expectations, being told to calm down, being stuck at home, not being able to text or call, being constantly reminded, sensitive people, miscommunication

Cancer: Drama, being blamed, confrontation, yelling, unaffectionate lovers, dishonesty, fly by friends, twisted words, not being left alone, cold personalities, fighting

Leo: Clingy people, discouraging others, non-independent people, admitting failure, explaining feelings, followers, talk with no actions, no motivation, questioning, pessimists, being doubted

Virgo: Disrespect towards others, not getting alone time, untidy people, disorganization, bad grades, laziness, selfishness, feeling undermined, people who get emotionally attached too quickly, people asking them about their feelings, knowing they can do better, not knowing how to express their emotions, pressure, being called picky, being used, being constantly asked about something they'd rather not discuss

Libra: Argumentative people, drama, people who hold grudges, their indecisiveness, negative people, not having anyone to talk to, unenthusiastic people, not being left alone when sad, advice being unused, small mindedness, self centeredness, being called a liar, not being able to do things as they want, being blamed for other decisions, unappreciative people, not being able to socialize, people who disturb the peace for no reason

Scorpio: Having to rely on people, not being in control, disloyal friends, being told to get over it, dishonesty, greediness, people who can't take a joke, freeloaders, unmotivated people, inflexibility, having to explain emotions, closed off people, failure, non passionate lovers

Sagittarius: Pessimism, unimaginative people, close mindedness, inflexibility, dwelling on the past, sensitive people, someone who can't take a joke, boredom, moodiness, talk with no action, close ended questions, unforgiving people, being stuck, being held down, feeling confined, being accused without reason

Capricorn: Disorganization, not being in charge, being 2nd best, irresponsibility, people with no sense of structure or self discipline, laziness, being told they're not good enough, being doubted, not having their own money, freeloaders, someone failing to take responsibilities for their actions, being played, being pressured to open up, being rushed into something, being confused as cold rather than guarded, failure, admitting they need help

Aquarius: Unmotivated people, advice with no potential, driving aimlessly, going somewhere with no plans, people giving advice with no experience, being belittled, being forced to show emotion, feeling isolated, taking orders

Pisces: Feeling like they can't say no, being rejected, being taken advantage, facing the truth, confrontation, being questioned, being blamed/accused, pressure, feeling pushed around, not being heard

acurate

9 years ago
Not ‘like’ Mind Control. Exactly Mind Control.

Not ‘like’ mind control. Exactly mind control.

9 years ago
James Bond Tries To Rent A Car
James Bond Tries To Rent A Car
James Bond Tries To Rent A Car
James Bond Tries To Rent A Car
James Bond Tries To Rent A Car
James Bond Tries To Rent A Car
James Bond Tries To Rent A Car
James Bond Tries To Rent A Car
James Bond Tries To Rent A Car
James Bond Tries To Rent A Car

James Bond tries to rent a car

9 years ago

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

9 years ago
9 years ago
C Oldsweys Or Like
C Oldsweys Or Like
C Oldsweys Or Like
C Oldsweys Or Like
C Oldsweys Or Like
C Oldsweys Or Like
C Oldsweys Or Like
C Oldsweys Or Like

c oldsweys or like

9 years ago
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9 years ago

R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk.

9 years ago

How Much CUM Is In That Bulge?  buffskruffnskank.tumblr.com

9 years ago

Mad Max the Last Wastelander

Mad Max the video game is about the four elements and their users and how they live in peace until someone from the Dump (land of fire) becomes tyrannical. The first element belongs to Jeet, who uses black powder to create explosions (earth). The second belongs to Gutgash, who, along with his cult, believes that the big wet (rain/water) will happen any day now. Third belongs to Pink Eye, who wants to use sails and the wind (air) instead of gasoline to cross the big nothing. And last belongs to Deep Friah, who worships fire and believes life comes from his precious pilot light. Scrotus from land of fire (The Dump) goes all “Fuck you, Imma be king” and everyone teams up to stop him. And although Max o isn’t part of Pink Eye’s Tribe, he doesn’t know how he got to where he is or how long it has been when the story starts. It is literally Avatar the Last Airbender in an apocalyptic setting.

9 years ago
//You Believe Me, Don’t You, Baby?// WIP.

//You believe me, don’t you, baby?// WIP.

9 years ago
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shitty horoscopes book viii: medicine

amrit brar (musterni), 2015

buy the zines | read them all | instagram | redbubble

9 years ago

WOW THIS JUST MADE MY DAY GUYS .!!!!!

MUST WATCH

YOUTUBE

9 years ago

i sent this photo to one of my friends 

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with the caption ‘motherfuckin bubbles. you best envy me’ 

and all he did was reply with ‘ARE YOU NAKED????’

i was like, ‘what??????????no???’

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‘who the fuck takes a bath naked are you mad ???’

9 years ago
TUPAC SHAKUR AND JADA PINKETT SMITH.
TUPAC SHAKUR AND JADA PINKETT SMITH.
TUPAC SHAKUR AND JADA PINKETT SMITH.
TUPAC SHAKUR AND JADA PINKETT SMITH.
TUPAC SHAKUR AND JADA PINKETT SMITH.
TUPAC SHAKUR AND JADA PINKETT SMITH.
TUPAC SHAKUR AND JADA PINKETT SMITH.
TUPAC SHAKUR AND JADA PINKETT SMITH.
TUPAC SHAKUR AND JADA PINKETT SMITH.
TUPAC SHAKUR AND JADA PINKETT SMITH.

TUPAC SHAKUR AND JADA PINKETT SMITH.

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