Things The Signs Hate

Things the signs hate

Aries: Slow people, laziness, ignorance, being bossed around, sensitive people, crying, laying in bed all day, beating around the bush, being told to shut up, not being respected, stupidity, people who can't think for themselves

Taurus: Being rushed, being bothered when doing something, being disturbed during alone time, constant noise, being robbed of personal space, having to leave their comfort zone, being asked repeatedly, whining, quitters, fickleness, loud & obnoxious people, no food, ruthless individuals

Gemini: Waiting, being ignored, daily routines, explaining themselves, homebodies, close mindedness, unrealistic expectations, being told to calm down, being stuck at home, not being able to text or call, being constantly reminded, sensitive people, miscommunication

Cancer: Drama, being blamed, confrontation, yelling, unaffectionate lovers, dishonesty, fly by friends, twisted words, not being left alone, cold personalities, fighting

Leo: Clingy people, discouraging others, non-independent people, admitting failure, explaining feelings, followers, talk with no actions, no motivation, questioning, pessimists, being doubted

Virgo: Disrespect towards others, not getting alone time, untidy people, disorganization, bad grades, laziness, selfishness, feeling undermined, people who get emotionally attached too quickly, people asking them about their feelings, knowing they can do better, not knowing how to express their emotions, pressure, being called picky, being used, being constantly asked about something they'd rather not discuss

Libra: Argumentative people, drama, people who hold grudges, their indecisiveness, negative people, not having anyone to talk to, unenthusiastic people, not being left alone when sad, advice being unused, small mindedness, self centeredness, being called a liar, not being able to do things as they want, being blamed for other decisions, unappreciative people, not being able to socialize, people who disturb the peace for no reason

Scorpio: Having to rely on people, not being in control, disloyal friends, being told to get over it, dishonesty, greediness, people who can't take a joke, freeloaders, unmotivated people, inflexibility, having to explain emotions, closed off people, failure, non passionate lovers

Sagittarius: Pessimism, unimaginative people, close mindedness, inflexibility, dwelling on the past, sensitive people, someone who can't take a joke, boredom, moodiness, talk with no action, close ended questions, unforgiving people, being stuck, being held down, feeling confined, being accused without reason

Capricorn: Disorganization, not being in charge, being 2nd best, irresponsibility, people with no sense of structure or self discipline, laziness, being told they're not good enough, being doubted, not having their own money, freeloaders, someone failing to take responsibilities for their actions, being played, being pressured to open up, being rushed into something, being confused as cold rather than guarded, failure, admitting they need help

Aquarius: Unmotivated people, advice with no potential, driving aimlessly, going somewhere with no plans, people giving advice with no experience, being belittled, being forced to show emotion, feeling isolated, taking orders

Pisces: Feeling like they can't say no, being rejected, being taken advantage, facing the truth, confrontation, being questioned, being blamed/accused, pressure, feeling pushed around, not being heard

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8 years ago
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6 years ago
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7 years ago
I Stole This Jockstrap From The Gym At My Work And Had No Idea That Trying The Damn Thing On Would Do

I stole this jockstrap from the gym at my work and had no idea that trying the damn thing on would do this to me! My curiosity got the better of me as I finished a workout at the gym after hours. I had no idea whose it was, but I felt that after that insane workout trying to get my overweight body in shape, I deserved to have a little fun tonight. I snatched the smelly jockstrap sitting on the locker room floor and shoved it into my bag.

At home I got comfy in my bedroom and stripped naked as I laid down in bed. I pulled out the jockstrap and sniffed it. Yeah this thing gave me an instant boner! I decided to be a little adventurous and wanted to try the thing on, even though it was way too small for me. I’d always thought transformation porn was hot and wanted to imagine myself shifting into whoever owned this jockstrap.

As soon as I started slipping the jock on I noticed my legs became stronger and hairier. The higher I brought it up on my legs, I noticed my entire body was changing. My pudgy belly shrunk down and my ass became toned and perfect. The jockstrap that once looked like it would never fit around my waist now fit me perfectly. I could feel my face change but I was honestly too frightened to see what had happened.

“Holy shit…” I said aloud in Ethan’s voice. Ethan is a younger coworker and I had no idea the guy wore these things. I mean, damn, he, or rather I, looked great in it. I flexed a little bit and rubbed my hands all over my new body. I was still getting used to being 50 pounds lighter and having this sexy face. I bet I could go out on the town using Ethan’s face and hit on any guy I wanted.

The idea of impersonating Ethan gave me an instant boner and I immediately hopped on the idea. I left the jockstrap on and started trying to find old clothes that used to fit me (and would fit Ethan’s slender frame). The end result wasn’t the best, but damn I was gonna have fun being Ethan tonight! I haven’t been this excited in years!

9 years ago

who’s going to recreate this scene with me irl?

9 years ago
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9 years ago
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7 years ago

The old woman had me in tears… “WOW… eehhhhhYEEEEAAAHHH”

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