I’m-

my ask box is NOT open. my pronouns are nunya/business. my interests are REDACTED.

[robot with the biggest eyebags ever] ill be fine as soon as i organize my wires nothing a bit of cable management camt fix. yeah hold on i just gotta allocate more ram and reset my internal clock and plug this usb stick in. ya im fine i just need to recharge and turn this dial and do a quick system reset. the diagnostics of that script i ran are a lie btw im fine. do you have any cigarettes

18th century losers: monsters are scary! don't go out after dark! scatter seeds and burn the bodies of your departed friends and family!!!

2018 losers: i'm gonna fuck mothman.

face of a man who has known sorrow

hey, congratulations. you follow all the right people. supernatural ended season 15 in March and it has been on netflix for weeks and you had no clue

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

guy who doesn't know how mowed lawns gets like that

guy who has a glass of water and doesn't know what to do with it

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out