Your Honor, In My Defense: Who Cares Like Omfggggggggg Who Cares???????????? Like. Come On

face of a man who has known sorrow

god is R L Stine and i am a goosebumps protagonist.

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

A tale in 4 parts

information i’m not sure what to do with: the kidzbop feel good inc laugh is significantly more disturbing than the original

when he’s first introduced in the script, they call him Stuart as well!

they just say ‘Stu’ every other time they mention him, though.

matthew lillard is credited as “stuart” in scream and i find that very amusing

pro tip- the fun starts at 0:48

fun fact: if you remove the music in the fma brotherhood season 3 intro, it’ll start looking like a slideshow presentation where somebody decided to go way overboard with all the transitional effects

him

Why does every fantasy series gotta have a hot woman-only group like “Sisterhood Of Summer Spies” or “Ladies Of The Twilight Ball” or “Women Warriors Of The Waters” and never a himbo-only group like “Blue Rose Brotherhood” or “Manwhores Of The Realm” or “Bastard Sword Bastards”