Guy Who Doesn't Know How Mowed Lawns Gets Like That

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan | 1989 | Dir. Rob Hedden

Why does every fantasy series gotta have a hot woman-only group like “Sisterhood Of Summer Spies” or “Ladies Of The Twilight Ball” or “Women Warriors Of The Waters” and never a himbo-only group like “Blue Rose Brotherhood” or “Manwhores Of The Realm” or “Bastard Sword Bastards”

The Batter: it’s called purification, sweetie, look it up ☺️💕 💅 💅

me, sobbing: no- no it absolutely isn’t you dumbass– you cretin- you absolute buffoon you dumbass stinky baseball man that’s MURDER

Stone faced and barely moving in the club.

everything i learn about transformers is against my will

i have approximate knowledge of MANY things.

i know that god quit his day job to pursue a career in therapy.

i know that god is a twink.

i do NOT know what type of vehicle god turns into but i know its gotta be good.

guy who never gets out of bed before noon: the day goes by so fast i have no time wtf

nope, they’re god tier

Been a couple weeks since I had a pack of gum. I need it