If You Want Me To Consume A New Media You MUST Catch Me At The Exact Moment When The Stars Are Aligned

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

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5 years ago
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2 years ago

MANKIND IS DEAD

BLOOD IS FUEL

HELL IS FULL

BABA IS YOU


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5 years ago

I put Dancing Queen by ABBA over the prom scene in Carrie


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3 years ago

Shaggy and Scooby should have died before season one was over


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3 years ago

everytime there are nude breasts on the tv i unsheath my blade and use my lightspeed kata technique to expertly deflect the images before they can reach my eyes


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3 years ago

guy who has a glass of water and doesn't know what to do with it


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6 years ago

Everybody @ me: stop making shitty puns about the inevitably of death.

Me, about to put my awful sense of humor and unnecessary knowledge of Latin phrases to good use: you can’t spell ‘Memento Mori’ without ‘meme’.


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2 years ago

the first rule of detective fiction is that the detective in question should ALWAYS just be the nosiest person alive and never be a cop


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