Domesticated Baby. Like A Child But I Can Bake.

Sirius: Bitches be like, “you’re mine”

Sirius: First off, I’m on probation so I belong to the state

harry: i don't know if i can kill voldemort

ginny: ethically?

harry: nah, guy's evil as shit

harry: but also, i know five spells

ginny: you have a sword

ginny: just go up to him and cast stabbio

dont wanna sound like a slut but I really need a hug right now

Headcannon:

Oliver Wood refused to retire.

It was only when his eldest daughter played against him on her first ever professional game. She got past his keeping every goal and beat his team by 225 points. It was then that he proudly retired from playing...

...and became a coach.

-remus lupin

Other People: I loved the Harry Potter movies! But I’ve been trying to read the books and I can’t find the 8th one anywhere!!

Me:

A collection of stuff that make me crack up laughing because the whole world is miserable and people need to laugh: (feel free to add some of your own)

Well, um, I kinda got inspired too.....

Oh, Logan and his feelings!!!!!

The stupid troll who keeps making EVERY traffic light red as I’m trying to drive home: