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So ummm... what if I... kinda maybe accidentally cast a Bridgerton AU for Glee
Hannibal: "Will, I'm just being a silly little goose. A funny little guy. I was just doing what silly little geese do. I was just being a little bit of a jester. Can you fault a silly little goose for doing what evolution has summoned inside him to do? I assure you, you certainly cannot. After all, good and bad are entirely fictional concepts made by the brain of unfulfilled man. Geese are meant to be silly. Though "unsilly and silly" are entirely fictional concepts made by the brain of unfulfilled goose. A silly goose is just a goose."
Will: "I fucking hate you."
Will to Jack after almost running away with Hannibal again: "I'm just being a silly little goose. A funny little guy. I was just doing what silly little geese do. I was just being a little bit of a jester. Can you fault a silly little goose for doing what evolution has summoned inside him to do? I assure you, you certainly cannot. After all, good and bad are entirely fictional concepts made by the brains of unfulfilled man-"
my favorite kind of fanfics are “canon divergence” because it’s always like handing back a reviewed essay with comments like “I enjoyed the strong beginning but here is where you lost me, I’ve made some notes”
ON FANFIC WRITERS
WHAT MY PARENTS THINK I DO:
WHAT SOCIETY THINKS I DO:
WHAT MY READERS THINK I DO:
WHAT I THINK I DO:
WHAT I ACTUALLY DO:
You ever read smut that was so well written it had you feelin like you the one that got fucked
Coming into a fandom late
It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?
The most accurate description I've ever seen
I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!
I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD
Me: Rarepairs? Why whould I ship something like- [trips] [just one picture of rare otp spills out of jacket] ... sigh, just... just leave me alone, please.
“omg what fandoms are you in??“
bro i find a new piece of media i like, join the fandom, hyperfocus on it for multiple months, lose interest, find an older fandom i used to be part of, check that one out for a month, hyperfocus, lose interest, and the cycle goes on…
OKAY. OKAY. GOING TO LIVEBLOG NOW...
glad everyone is awake and alive! (I'm going to regret these words)
My dash is amazing right now. It's bad for Yuki. It's good for Yuki. It's actually good for Liam. No, of course it's bad for Liam. Redbull made a mistake. It's actually not a mistake. It's a plot. They're sacrificing Yuki for Liam. They're trying to save their season. It's a desperate attempt at damage control. It's a conspiracy. They're sacrificing Liam for Yuki. It's to make Yuki look bad. It's to make Liam look good. It's to make Helmut look good. It's to get rid of Yuki. It's great news. Finally they're correcting it. No. It's horrible news. Nothing worse could happen to Yuki. Thank god he finally has his chance. Here's how we can make it about Daniel.
But we all want stupid things. Doesn't mean we should have them.
The Cruel Prince, TFOTA, Holly Black
Similarities Between Myself and Bilbo Baggins
Main survival instinct is to bullshit my way out of a situation
Would rather be eccentric uncle than responsible parent
Would use the One Ring to get out of seeing family members
In times of strife, thinking of food is a source of comfort
Would never stop complaining, even as I became a true adventurer
Would sleep through an entire battle
I like to think that the ao3 staff find out that ao3 is down from the screams of anguish on tumblr alone
how life is doing nowadays
If I were a lawyer ahahah😂👏