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Was anyone going to tell me that symbiotic bacteria supply much of the serotonin hormone in our body, or was I just supposed to read that in my textbook myself?

I love college in the fact that I can read a textbook that says, “Residents of red and blue states were equally likely to subscribe to pornography sites, (residents of Utah came first),” and its for class.

Children/Siblings are like pancakes

The first one is often a little mangled, and has an odd crusty layer because of taking the butter initially that lines the pan so the next ones can be tastier

The middle ones are the best, light and fluffy and evenly cooked on both sides and in nice even circles

The last one is sometimes a little bit too small or too big and often are odd shapes because you’re trying to scrape the rest of the batter off the sides of the bowl

I don’t really know what these means but yknow, I don’t make the rules.

This is an approved message from a middle child.

a feminine urge to wife Caitlyn

You know, I was thinking today about state governors (as I often do) and while looking through a current list of all of them I realized, not a single one of them is black. Not. A. Single. One. Wtf???? We need more people of color in government.

scoooop

Source

Want more info? Here ya go: 

This Biology Teacher Disproved Transphobia With Science 

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Sex redefined

“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”

More on anti-trans arguments as bad science

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

Why doesn’t anyone make any pirate movies anymore? I feel like people saw the Pirates of the Caribbean and then were just like, “Yep, this is it. This is all we’ve got.” I want adventures on the high seas with a crew that are all best friends, getting up to shenanigans together. I want danger and banter and beautiful sword fights. I want a romance of shipmates slowly falling in love as they fight alongside each other and relax together as they rock in the boat. I want a badass woman captaining a ship. I want the domestic pirate life, cooking and eating together, or sitting up on the rig with wind in their hair staring at clouds. I want late night celebrations after a battle. I want more pirates.

I’m just saying, they COULD have done yellow, lavender, white or like, any other color of rose and they chose RED. They also COULD have done any other kind of flower, but they chose roses. Red as in love. Roses as in love. They know what they are doing.