Why Doesn’t Anyone Make Any Pirate Movies Anymore? I Feel Like People Saw The Pirates Of The Caribbean

Why doesn’t anyone make any pirate movies anymore? I feel like people saw the Pirates of the Caribbean and then were just like, “Yep, this is it. This is all we’ve got.” I want adventures on the high seas with a crew that are all best friends, getting up to shenanigans together. I want danger and banter and beautiful sword fights. I want a romance of shipmates slowly falling in love as they fight alongside each other and relax together as they rock in the boat. I want a badass woman captaining a ship. I want the domestic pirate life, cooking and eating together, or sitting up on the rig with wind in their hair staring at clouds. I want late night celebrations after a battle. I want more pirates.

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