Children/Siblings Are Like Pancakes
Children/Siblings are like pancakes
The first one is often a little mangled, and has an odd crusty layer because of taking the butter initially that lines the pan so the next ones can be tastier
The middle ones are the best, light and fluffy and evenly cooked on both sides and in nice even circles
The last one is sometimes a little bit too small or too big and often are odd shapes because you’re trying to scrape the rest of the batter off the sides of the bowl
I don’t really know what these means but yknow, I don’t make the rules.
This is an approved message from a middle child.
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