I Love College In The Fact That I Can Read A Textbook That Says, “Residents Of Red And Blue States
I love college in the fact that I can read a textbook that says, “Residents of red and blue states were equally likely to subscribe to pornography sites, (residents of Utah came first),” and its for class.
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Okay... imma say it. Don’t come at me. But it has to be said.
The shame culture among Christians about having sex before marriage and only accepting abstinence forces young couples to get married younger, before they’re ready. Sex is a main part of relationships, and young people feel like they can’t have it til they’re married so they get married earlier.
This causes people to marry hastily and can put them through unnecessary hardship like financial issues and emotional issues.
For those who unaware of this song, this first line is, “sorry I didn’t kiss you but it’s all because I wanted to” soooo
Having a day. Almost cried because Clairo’s “Bubblegum” just really hit different now that I have a crush on my best friend that lives half way across the country.
Does anyone know if there is like, a month long class where I can forge my own sword? I want to forge a sword REAL bad, or just in general know how to make swords yaknow.
(after misunderstanding what someone said and embarrassing myself) oh great now they hate me and want to kill me with rocks
reblog if you ship Kigo (Kim and Shego from Kim Possible)
Was at the airport today and saw a cop on this like, high tech fuckin, robot sitting Segway thing that must’ve cost a fortune cuz it was like, super high tech lookin, and he literally rode it up to a TV monitor in the hallway and watched a basketball game for like 20 minutes while sitting on it. So like, hell yeah, defund the fuckin police. Why buy robots for cops to slack off on when you could... idk... fund schools, or literally anything else.
I want Luz to do and Olaf type recount of what happened and Amity the entire time is just 😦
Okay, but like imagine them trying to recap the events of ep. 18 and ep 19 to Amity.
Spoilers for Owl House finale
Amity: So in the days I was gone, you tried to steal a relic from The Coven to heal Eda.
Luz: Yep.
Amity: And you two helped her.
Willow and Gus: Well,duh.
Amity: And then YOU caught them and used Luz as bait.
Lilith: ...yes...
Amity: Which lead to a battle between you and Eda.
Eda: I would've won.
Amity: And during the battle you let slip that you cursed your sister.
Lilith: Not my finest moment.
Amity: Then you tried to murder Luz.
Lilith:
Eda:
Luz:
Willow:
Gus:
Amity:
Lilith: Okay, definitely not my best moment.
Amity: So Eda turned into the Owl Beast.
Eda: Yep.
Luz: I cried.
Amity: Then you and King decided to save her and got arrested to break Eda out of being Petrified.
Luz: Yep.
King: Sounds about right.
Amity: So if I'm right, you were almost turned to stone.
Eda: Yeah, that wasn't fun.
Lilith: It really wasn't.
Amity: You betrayed The Emperor and shared Eda's curse.
Lilith: Correct.
Amity: You lost your magic.
Eda: It'll take some getting used to.
Amity: You faced The Emperor and destroyed the portal to the Human World.
Luz: And managed to break off a piece of The Emperor's mask!
Amity: And you two more or less organized an accidental rebellion in hopes they wouldn't turn Eda to stone...
Willow: But it worked.
Gus: They all agreed.
Amity: I MISSED ALL OF THAT?!
Shit this is too cute
The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off
