Hornet: Cornifer, is that a hickey?
Cornifer: No, it's just a squit bite.
Iselda: [Enters the room] Hello, everyone.
Hornet: Hi, squit.
Brumm: i'm going to the store, do you want anything?
NKG:
Grimm: a bagel
NKG:
Grimm: two bagels
Ghost, at one mask: oh no
The Hollow Knight, staggered: oh no
Hornet, embedding her needle in their face: O H Y E A H
Monomon: Is there anything better than Dreaming? Yes, a really good book.
Quirrel: [stares in concern as she plays the synth again]
Elder Hu: MANTISES! IS THAT AN INFECTION?
Mantis Lords: No, Hu, we’re fi—
Elder Hu, getting stepped on by guards: I’M CALLING THE KING!
Hornet, looking around Ancient Basin: Where’s the little ghost...?
Ghost, stepping out of the darkness at one mask, missing their cloak, and looking like they just fought Radiance with a spoon: hi welcome to deepnest
Radiance: There’s only one thing worse than Grimm...
[rips off paper with ‘child’]
Radiance: Boom.
Pale King: A child.
Radiance: No—
Ghost, seeing a stranger in Greenpath: aaaaaah.
Ghost, seeing a copy of him malform into an eldritch horror in Deepnest: aaaaaaaaah! [nervous chuckling]
Ghost, seeing Bretta talking to Zote:
A A A A AAA A A A A A A A AA A A A A
Boss: [screams]
Ghost, on their fiftieth try: How about you shut up!?
Boss: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR GODDADAMN MOUTH?
Ghost, trying to find their way out of Mantis Village: [panicked vessel noises]
Every mantis in the area: why are you running? WHY are you running?
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