Monomon: Is There Anything Better Than Dreaming? Yes, A Really Good Book.

The Infection, taking over Hallownest: Say ‘The Radia—‘

Pale King, nyooming The Hollow Knight out of the Abyss: NO COST TOO GREAT!

Pale King, giving a royal address: So, basically, uh, what I was thinking of, uh, was—

Radiance: [comes back from the dead and infects the entire moth tribe]

Pale King: Aw fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this

Whenever I try to practice The Grimm Troupe on piano, my cat just nestles her head in my other hand and falls asleep. It’s never for any other song, though. Nosk? Nope. Accordion Brumm? Nope. Hornet? Nah.

She either really likes it or doesn’t want me to use both hands because she hates it.

Nightmare King Grimm: This kid’s definitely on crack right now.

Ghost, being killed for the twentieth time: YAAAA

Ghost, hearing the organ kick in for the two-hundredth time: YAAA A AA A A AA A

Team Cherry: Would you like a spider in your game?

New player: Yes.

Team Cherry: Say ‘please’.

New player: Please.

Deepnest: [appears]

New player:

AA AA A AAA A A A A A

Ghost, nearly getting killed by twenty Fools at once: what’s better than this? guys being dudes.

Pale King: I am the Pale King, guardian of the bugs!

White Lady: The Radiance quivers before him!

Pale King at the sun: FUCK OFF!

Oh hey, I guess I never made a post explaining my unannounced absence. Yeah, so I’m stuck without a job and shockingly, doing nothing but play video games all day isn’t good for your mental health. I’ve been struggling pretty badly with depression, among other things, and I’ve honestly just ran out of vines. I guess I could always do TikToks but there aren’t that many instantly recognisable ones that aren’t... well, disliked.

If you have an ask, post, so on, feel free to send it in. Even if it’s something silly like asking about an OC, my inbox is always open to everyone. Take care.

The Hollow Knight: [collapses into their chains] I have crippling infection.

Elder Hu: MANTISES! IS THAT AN INFECTION?

Mantis Lords: No, Hu, we’re fi—

Elder Hu, getting stepped on by guards: I’M CALLING THE KING!