Ghost, At One Mask: Oh No

White Lady: [offers a harmonica]

White Lady: If you play it, you’ll get a hundred million vessels, but a hundred million children will die.

Pale King: [starts playing frantically]

White Lady: wYRM N O

Ghost, nearly getting smacked by a Winged Sentry: aaAaAHHHhh, STOP! I nearly dropped my Flower!

Quirrel: I've called this meeting because I've been informed that some of you aren't getting along.

God Tamer: Tiso and I are the only ones here.

Radiance: Is that a WYRM freeing mi— HEY! ARE YOU— WH— WHERE’D YOU LEARN TO FREE MINDS?

Pale King: [wyrm noises]

Radiance: WHAT?

I post way too much PK stuff, I swear—

The Pure Vessel: Dad, can I have feelings?

The Pale King: No! No feelings for you!

No it's not rlly nsfw!! Arachnophobia is fine!

Sure thing; I just tagged it now! I’m pretty new to dealing with possibly offensive stuff so I just wanted to check. Many thanks for telling me!

Tired child

Fun fact: Thyst calls the plush tiktik Tiktak

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Ghost, seeing the Pale King: Dad? This is where you’ve been for the past ten years? [pokes him]

The Very Dead Pale King: [falls over]

Ghost: DAD NO—!