Ghost, Seeing The Pale King: Dad? This Is Where You’ve Been For The Past Ten Years? [pokes Him]

Leg Eater, twitching and probably dead:

Ghost: Uh, hey, you— you okay?

Leg Eater, not so dead: W’sah? Hey, you wanna buy a charm for $5?

Thanks for the 100 (well, 102) follows! Y’all miss Vine too, huh? Uh... go play FATE! It’s an old top-down from 2005 that’s still super fun and accessible. Just make sure to level Dexterity.

I’m also here if you need Dark Souls advice. <3

Leg Eater: yo, how much money do you have?

Ghost: 69 geo

Leg Eater: ay, you know what that means

Ghost, nearly in tears: i don't have enough money for new charms

Hornet: Go ahead and introduce yourself.

Ghost, fumbling to put on their new Hiveblood charm: My name is Ghost with a B, and I’ve been afraid of insects for the past half ho—

Hornet: Stop, stop, stop. Where?

Ghost: Hm?

Hornet: Where’s the bee?

Ghost: There’s a b e e ?

Quirrel: I’ve called this meeting because I’ve been informed that some of you aren’t getting along. God Tamer: Tiso and I are the only ones here.

Thanks for the submission! I’m really not sure where this is from, but it’s still appreciated. Next time, could you submit the post instead of sending it as an ask? That way, you should be able to tag it appropriately.

Sorry, still pretty new to this and my inactivity hasn’t been helping.

The Pure Vessel: Dad, can I have feelings?

The Pale King: No! No feelings for you!

Silksong

Silksong

Radiance: There’s only one thing worse than Grimm...

[rips off paper with ‘child’]

Radiance: Boom.

Pale King: A child.

Radiance: No—

Galien: I brought you frankincense.

Pale King: Thank you.

Xero: And I brought you... myrrh.

Pale King: Th—

Xero, drawing his nail, er, nails: Myrrh-dur!

Pale King: Xero! No!