Latest Posts by imadumpsterfireinhell - Page 3

What?

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @devour-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Before being adopted Emmy was a few things that she isn’t now, extremely outgoing, really self confident, and VERY VERY flirty. I witnessed this happen from a couple feet away. Emmy went up to one of the other kids and started very heavily flirting with them. The other person just kinda stood there, not seeming to care, and she straight up yelled “God dammit! Succumb to my charm!” and walked away. I don’t know why, but that story embarrasses her A LOT!

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @devour-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Before being adopted Emmy was a few things that she isn’t now, extremely outgoing, really self confident, and VERY VERY flirty. I witnessed this happen from a couple feet away. Emmy went up to one of the other kids and started very heavily flirting with them. The other person just kinda stood there, not seeming to care, and she straight up yelled “God dammit! Succumb to my charm!” and walked away. I don’t know why, but that story embarrasses her A LOT!

Why are they teasing you

I have a pounding headache

But im still gonna destroy my brother in fortnite and yell at Tato and Emmy for teasing me

Its not Emmy's fault

I made her promise not to tell

I know it’s not her fault.

I think you’ll enjoy the story though.

Chapstick

If you respond to this with “chapstick” then you will get an anonymous love letter/confession in your asks

I-

Chapstick, but-

Why “chapstick”?

Today my sister is dressed in a way that makes her look like Kiki from Kiki’s Delivery Service.

Luther: So you like men and women?

Klaus: First of all Im attracted to men, I do not ‘like’ men

pink in the night

Uhhh... yeah.

:) thanks

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Here’s the picture of Emmy that she hates because her hair is a mess.

You guys can see Emmy on the right (wow way to point out the obvious Lorenzo).

Fine. It’s me. The other person is me.

Are you happy Emery?

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Here’s the picture of Emmy that she hates because her hair is a mess.

You guys can see Emmy on the right (wow way to point out the obvious Lorenzo).

No I don’t.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Here’s the picture of Emmy that she hates because her hair is a mess.

You guys can see Emmy on the right (wow way to point out the obvious Lorenzo).

Not this again

I’m not telling them and neither are you.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Here’s the picture of Emmy that she hates because her hair is a mess.

You guys can see Emmy on the right (wow way to point out the obvious Lorenzo).

Emmy...

You’re on dangerous territory now...

Thin ice. Very thin ice Emmy...

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Here’s the picture of Emmy that she hates because her hair is a mess.

You guys can see Emmy on the right (wow way to point out the obvious Lorenzo).

What?

There’s nothing wrong with it. I have worse pictures. You should be glad I posted this one instead of the others.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Here’s the picture of Emmy that she hates because her hair is a mess.

You guys can see Emmy on the right (wow way to point out the obvious Lorenzo).

idk who needs to hear this but don't feel bad about blocking people. if they post content that is triggering or otherwise stressful to see, you don't have to deal with that.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

I found another embarrassing picture of Emmy. She hates the picture because her hair is mess.

YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY (yeah im just as clueless as you are)

YAYAYAYAYAYATATATATTAYAATYAYAYAY ( that was messy but ok, ok, at least I’m not alone)

YAYAYAYAY (I have no idea)

YAYAYAYAYATATATATATAYAYAY (oh ok)

YAY!!!

Yay?!?!?!?

YAY!!!

(Why am I saying yay?)

Yay boop has been accepted

Yes it has

IT WAS A LOVING BOOP

ITS A BOOP FROM A FRIEND

Oh

Ok,

I accept boop

You have been booped

Heck!

IVE BEEN BOOPED

Bopper

Huh? Are you the booper?

Boop

I’ve been booped?

She’s taking a nap right now but when she sees this she’ll probably do that weird squealing/purring thing she does when she reads messages from you.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Ok so when Emmy and I first met, she was a lot more outgoing (after I was adopted she was sent to a foster home and was abused so it makes sense why she’s shyer and more awkward now) and she didn’t fake an American accent yet, anyways so I was walking down one of the halls of the orphanage and happened to meet Emmy ( I had heard about her from my bunk buddy and he referred to her as “Foreign French chick”) and I just kinda said “Hi” and she full on stopped, looked me up and down and said “You’re short, you also have an accent, I’m told that accents are attractive,” I just looked at her like ‘what the fuck just happened’ and her eyes got huge and then she started rambling “oh my gosh you’re not attractive, wait That’s rude, it’s not that you’re not attractive, I just personally don’t find you very attractive.” I started laughing at her at this point and she said “Please believe me when I say that I don’t like you like that. I’m bisexual but I prefer girls.” And that’s the story of how Emmy and I first met.

This is at all of my followers...

Why do you follow me? I’m just randomly curious.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Ok so when Emmy and I first met, she was a lot more outgoing (after I was adopted she was sent to a foster home and was abused so it makes sense why she’s shyer and more awkward now) and she didn’t fake an American accent yet, anyways so I was walking down one of the halls of the orphanage and happened to meet Emmy ( I had heard about her from my bunk buddy and he referred to her as “Foreign French chick”) and I just kinda said “Hi” and she full on stopped, looked me up and down and said “You’re short, you also have an accent, I’m told that accents are attractive,” I just looked at her like ‘what the fuck just happened’ and her eyes got huge and then she started rambling “oh my gosh you’re not attractive, wait That’s rude, it’s not that you’re not attractive, I just personally don’t find you very attractive.” I started laughing at her at this point and she said “Please believe me when I say that I don’t like you like that. I’m bisexual but I prefer girls.” And that’s the story of how Emmy and I first met.

Sure.

Why Colorado

Why

You’re welcome.

Do you wanna be tagged in the embarrassing Emmy stories and pictures?

YES THANK YOU LORENZO!