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I don’t know what just happened but Emmy’s doing the weird squealing/purring thing she does when @kindawannadietbh interacts with her

I have the emotional stability of a cheese stick.

I have the emotional stability of a cheese stick.

Casserole

Five surprisingly gathers the family together for a game night and he chooses Simon Says and says "Simon says: shut up and don't move" and they all do cause they don't want to lose and Five just smiles and leaves and they all just stare at each other like "Shit what do we do he's definitely watching us and will teleport in at any moment if any one of us speaks or moves" and Five eventually turns off all the lights in the mansion and just leaves his siblings to quietly stand in the dark

IM SORRY I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING

No. You should’ve. I’m glad you did. I just don’t know what to do now. I’m being hella awkward. Sorry.

i have been sent to apologise for Minnie and her obliviousness. she is a very oblivious child and doesnt know how to respond when certain people tell her things she wants to hear. im sorry she gave such a weird response she is very embarrassed and is very sorry as well. i was sent by me mainly, but i have her permission as she is smol oblivious shy child

What...?

No this is Emmy.

I figured out his password.

Tag @goodbimyfriends bc 100% they are a great [tumblr]™

EVERYONE FOLLOW @goodbimyfriends AND HELP US SCREAM DEPTH AT MINNIE

ITS THE HEIGHT OF COMEDY

@tato-tahto @goodbimyfriends

I found out what Renzo’s tumblr password is!!

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Tag @goodbimyfriends bc 100% they are a great [tumblr]™

EVERYONE FOLLOW @goodbimyfriends AND HELP US SCREAM DEPTH AT MINNIE

ITS THE HEIGHT OF COMEDY

Yeah...

I’m gonna go take a nap, uhh,

Emmy is awake now

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

Yup. She’s probably gonna be waking up soon...

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

Oh, ok.

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

Why?

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

Very very scary. Last time, she was jumping up and down patting me on the head and speaking a mile a minute in French and then she started rapping Hamilton lyrics faster then they were originally rapped... it was scary.

No problem.

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

Yes.

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

Yeah, we’ll be dead.

She’s gonna be REALLY hyper

Good

I probably will

It’s fine. I was just signing some legal documents, it’s no problem.

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

Ah, ok.

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

Yes.

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

Yeah.

She has so many meds to take.

Seriously.

We should all take a nap before she wakes up. The sleeping meds will be out of her system but she’ll be even more hyper than usual. We don’t know why but always after the sleeping meds are out of her system she is a ball of chaotic undying energy.

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

The anon makes a good point

I don’t know what I’m doing

Backwards is

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And that makes no sense, just like what ever you are doing when you say the first sentence

I mean

Yeah

Emmy is napping.

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

Oh my god. Wait.

Ask her if she took the right meds.

She might have taken her sleeping pills in the morning on accident. Mixed with some of her other meds it makes her loopy.

Emmy is being weird

She can't talk

She's texting like a drunk

Help

She might’ve gotten high again.

I’m in court right now. Can’t talk very much. Sorry.

Might not be.

I’m sorry I could help.

It’s ok.

Emmy is being weird

She can't talk

She's texting like a drunk

Help

She might’ve gotten high again.

I’m in court right now. Can’t talk very much. Sorry.

Emmy is being weird

She can't talk

She's texting like a drunk

Help

She might’ve gotten high again.

I’m in court right now. Can’t talk very much. Sorry.

I know it’s probably not but I’m going to go with it because it probably has something to do with the thing that Emmy won’t tell me about and you guys were yelling at each other about on Discord.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @devour-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Before being adopted Emmy was a few things that she isn’t now, extremely outgoing, really self confident, and VERY VERY flirty. I witnessed this happen from a couple feet away. Emmy went up to one of the other kids and started very heavily flirting with them. The other person just kinda stood there, not seeming to care, and she straight up yelled “God dammit! Succumb to my charm!” and walked away. I don’t know why, but that story embarrasses her A LOT!

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