I Have The Emotional Stability Of A Cheese Stick.

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Shit.

Hi.

Nothings going on.

LORENZO!

GROW SOME GOD DAMN BALLS AND JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY

EMMY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP! ITS SCARY OK!

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY YOU DIDNT TELL NICK THAT YOU LIKED THEM!!!

YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER BECAUSE OF AN AWKWARD YET STILL ADORABLE INTERACTION BECAUSE WE MADE A BET

No one:

Tumblr when my WiFi is connected and working perfectly:

Guess what?

It happened again.

Today my sister is dressed in a way that makes her look like Kiki from Kiki’s Delivery Service.

What is it?

Do I have what?

Do you have it? It’s very important, you realize.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Ok so when Emmy and I first met, she was a lot more outgoing (after I was adopted she was sent to a foster home and was abused so it makes sense why she’s shyer and more awkward now) and she didn’t fake an American accent yet, anyways so I was walking down one of the halls of the orphanage and happened to meet Emmy ( I had heard about her from my bunk buddy and he referred to her as “Foreign French chick”) and I just kinda said “Hi” and she full on stopped, looked me up and down and said “You’re short, you also have an accent, I’m told that accents are attractive,” I just looked at her like ‘what the fuck just happened’ and her eyes got huge and then she started rambling “oh my gosh you’re not attractive, wait That’s rude, it’s not that you’re not attractive, I just personally don’t find you very attractive.” I started laughing at her at this point and she said “Please believe me when I say that I don’t like you like that. I’m bisexual but I prefer girls.” And that’s the story of how Emmy and I first met.

I know it’s probably not but I’m going to go with it because it probably has something to do with the thing that Emmy won’t tell me about and you guys were yelling at each other about on Discord.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @devour-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Before being adopted Emmy was a few things that she isn’t now, extremely outgoing, really self confident, and VERY VERY flirty. I witnessed this happen from a couple feet away. Emmy went up to one of the other kids and started very heavily flirting with them. The other person just kinda stood there, not seeming to care, and she straight up yelled “God dammit! Succumb to my charm!” and walked away. I don’t know why, but that story embarrasses her A LOT!

I have the emotional stability of a cheese stick.

Today my sister is dressed in a way that makes her look like Kiki from Kiki’s Delivery Service.

Hello.