Guess What?

Chapstick

If you respond to this with “chapstick” then you will get an anonymous love letter/confession in your asks

I-

Chapstick, but-

Why “chapstick”?

Yeah, we’ll be dead.

She’s gonna be REALLY hyper

Good

I probably will

It’s fine. I was just signing some legal documents, it’s no problem.

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

No I don’t.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Here’s the picture of Emmy that she hates because her hair is a mess.

You guys can see Emmy on the right (wow way to point out the obvious Lorenzo).

Its not Emmy's fault

I made her promise not to tell

I know it’s not her fault.

I think you’ll enjoy the story though.

That’s Emmy also.

We all thought she was innocent, but in reality she can turn everything into a dirty joke.

This is an embarrassing Emmy picture. She was walking a friends dog in this picture.

@boxofsteampunkplaces @tato-tahto

Haha

This is an embarrassing Emmy picture. She was walking a friends dog in this picture.

@boxofsteampunkplaces @tato-tahto

mutuals if i like your negative posts please just imagine me patting u on the back comforting you, not like i actually like that you’re hurt

DONT YOU FUCKING DARE!

LORENZO!

GROW SOME GOD DAMN BALLS AND JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY

EMMY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP! ITS SCARY OK!

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY YOU DIDNT TELL NICK THAT YOU LIKED THEM!!!

YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER BECAUSE OF AN AWKWARD YET STILL ADORABLE INTERACTION BECAUSE WE MADE A BET

@boxofsteampunkplaces and @tato-tahto here is an embarrassing Emmy story.

I can tell you guys that my sister Emmy shares a room with me for two reasons. One, we don’t have enough bedrooms in the house and we have know eachother before, and two, she’s VERY scared of the dark. Now here’s where the embarrassing story comes in. It was Emmys first week of living with our family and she was given her own room (I was given the choice of if I wanted to share a room with one of our other brothers or if I wanted to sleep somewhere else and I chose to sleep in the basement), Emmy and I had been in the orphanage together before we got adopted, but we never really talked the only thing I knew about her was that she was bisexual and was basically the “mom” of the other girls (she is really caring and will probably make a wonderful parent in her future), i was awoken to footsteps running down the basement stairs at like 1:00 in the morning. Then I heard “Lorenzo,” I just kinda stayed silent thinking it was one of my brothers trying to prank me, then I heard “Lorenzo it’s Emmy. I can’t fall asleep, my room is to dark, this is gonna sound stupid but can you help me find a nitelite or something.” I got up and helped her and walked her to her room and plugged the nitelite into the wall for her, she thanked me and started walking and a plant that was in a pot on the floor brushed her leg and she screamed, we’re talking blood curdling scream, like a scream from out of a fucking horror movie. And then she had to explain to our parents and then I now I share a room with her because she’s so scared of the dark and freaks out almost nightly.