She’s Taking A Nap Right Now But When She Sees This She’ll Probably Do That Weird Squealing/purring

She’s taking a nap right now but when she sees this she’ll probably do that weird squealing/purring thing she does when she reads messages from you.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Ok so when Emmy and I first met, she was a lot more outgoing (after I was adopted she was sent to a foster home and was abused so it makes sense why she’s shyer and more awkward now) and she didn’t fake an American accent yet, anyways so I was walking down one of the halls of the orphanage and happened to meet Emmy ( I had heard about her from my bunk buddy and he referred to her as “Foreign French chick”) and I just kinda said “Hi” and she full on stopped, looked me up and down and said “You’re short, you also have an accent, I’m told that accents are attractive,” I just looked at her like ‘what the fuck just happened’ and her eyes got huge and then she started rambling “oh my gosh you’re not attractive, wait That’s rude, it’s not that you’re not attractive, I just personally don’t find you very attractive.” I started laughing at her at this point and she said “Please believe me when I say that I don’t like you like that. I’m bisexual but I prefer girls.” And that’s the story of how Emmy and I first met.

More Posts from Imadumpsterfireinhell and Others

imadumpsterfireinhell

4 years ago

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @devour-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Before being adopted Emmy was a few things that she isn’t now, extremely outgoing, really self confident, and VERY VERY flirty. I witnessed this happen from a couple feet away. Emmy went up to one of the other kids and started very heavily flirting with them. The other person just kinda stood there, not seeming to care, and she straight up yelled “God dammit! Succumb to my charm!” and walked away. I don’t know why, but that story embarrasses her A LOT!

32 notes View Post

imadumpsterfireinhell

4 years ago

Please don’t.

LORENZO!

GROW SOME GOD DAMN BALLS AND JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY

EMMY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP! ITS SCARY OK!

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY YOU DIDNT TELL NICK THAT YOU LIKED THEM!!!

YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER BECAUSE OF AN AWKWARD YET STILL ADORABLE INTERACTION BECAUSE WE MADE A BET

28 notes View Post

imadumpsterfireinhell

4 years ago

Ok so first thing, does any one else besides @lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto and @gayboiohio want to be tagged in the embarrassing Emmy stories and pictures?

And two, out those who are being tagged have any triggers I should know about?

17 notes View Post

imadumpsterfireinhell

4 years ago