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I don’t know what just happened but Emmy’s doing the weird squealing/purring thing she does when @kindawannadietbh interacts with her

No I’m not

@boxofsteampunkplaces and @tato-tahto here is an embarrassing Emmy story.

I can tell you guys that my sister Emmy shares a room with me for two reasons. One, we don’t have enough bedrooms in the house and we have know eachother before, and two, she’s VERY scared of the dark. Now here’s where the embarrassing story comes in. It was Emmys first week of living with our family and she was given her own room (I was given the choice of if I wanted to share a room with one of our other brothers or if I wanted to sleep somewhere else and I chose to sleep in the basement), Emmy and I had been in the orphanage together before we got adopted, but we never really talked the only thing I knew about her was that she was bisexual and was basically the “mom” of the other girls (she is really caring and will probably make a wonderful parent in her future), i was awoken to footsteps running down the basement stairs at like 1:00 in the morning. Then I heard “Lorenzo,” I just kinda stayed silent thinking it was one of my brothers trying to prank me, then I heard “Lorenzo it’s Emmy. I can’t fall asleep, my room is to dark, this is gonna sound stupid but can you help me find a nitelite or something.” I got up and helped her and walked her to her room and plugged the nitelite into the wall for her, she thanked me and started walking and a plant that was in a pot on the floor brushed her leg and she screamed, we’re talking blood curdling scream, like a scream from out of a fucking horror movie. And then she had to explain to our parents and then I now I share a room with her because she’s so scared of the dark and freaks out almost nightly.

@tato-tahto @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends what do you guys think. Wanna hear it?

:O @agent-da-panda at least I didn’t tell them about when we first met. Would you rather that?

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Five surprisingly gathers the family together for a game night and he chooses Simon Says and says "Simon says: shut up and don't move" and they all do cause they don't want to lose and Five just smiles and leaves and they all just stare at each other like "Shit what do we do he's definitely watching us and will teleport in at any moment if any one of us speaks or moves" and Five eventually turns off all the lights in the mansion and just leaves his siblings to quietly stand in the dark

Yup.

How are you?

Yeah.

Henlo

Hi

Yes.

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @devour-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Before being adopted Emmy was a few things that she isn’t now, extremely outgoing, really self confident, and VERY VERY flirty. I witnessed this happen from a couple feet away. Emmy went up to one of the other kids and started very heavily flirting with them. The other person just kinda stood there, not seeming to care, and she straight up yelled “God dammit! Succumb to my charm!” and walked away. I don’t know why, but that story embarrasses her A LOT!

She’ll kill me...

But it’ll be worth it.

i totally didnt just follow you cause you said your sister followed you and thats my worst nightmare. bad luck btw. anygay, it was a great decision, even though i made it two seconds ago, cause you like Harry Potter and TUA, but also mainly cause youve talked to Kira and Kira is my friend adopted tumblr mom (there are a multitude over many social media thing ma jigs). sorry, i rambled, no clue why, anygay, HI IM TATO, I AM COMPLETELY BONKERS, SORRY, also, you seem really nice, baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hi tato...?

You’ve also talked to my sister right?

Emmy? Or Em? Or Emery? Whatever you call her.

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