Horoscope: Sagittarius, Pt. 1 - Day

⨳ — STANLEY PARABLE;

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“This is the story of a person named [name].”

“[Name] was happy.”

“No, this couldn’t go any way except badly.”

“In here, I can be happy forever. I will be happy.”

“Now it’s just a little closer. Now it’s even closer. Here it comes…”

“So now that you’re here, what do you think? Isn’t this a fun and unique place to be?”

“Ok I’m done with this now. Aren’t you sick of this gag yet?”

“Well I don’t know how to say this politely, but you could literally hit escape and just restart the game and old time you want.”

“I’m enjoying what seems to be an internal conflict going on where you are literally unable to act on your own desires.”

“I’m going to try and make this as miserable as possible, and we’ll see how long you can maintain.”

“But now comes the real question: what do you think would have happened if you had told me that you wanted this to stop? Do you think it would have been particularly different?”

“Perhaps you would have never even thought of it, if I hadn’t brought up the issue in the first place.”

“so what do you think, which choice was the better one?”

“In fact, I’m just going to say that no one who’s listening to this is lucky.”

“Are you… are you really standing in the broom closet?”

“Please offer me some explanation here, I’m genuinely confused.”

“You do realize there’s no choice or anything in here, right?”

“Literally, this closet is of no significance whatsoever. I never would have thought to mention it.”

“I hope your friends find this concerning.”

“Well, I’ve come to a very definite conclusion about what’s going on right now. You’re dead.”

“Well, in a situation like this, the responsible thing to do is alert someone nearby so as to ensure your body is taken care of before it begins to decompose.”

“HELLO! ANYONE WHO HAPPENS TO BE NEARBY! THE PERSON AT THIS COMPUTER IS DEAD!”

“Alright, when you’ve done that just step outside into the hallway.”

“I guarantee you can’t do any worse than the person who came before you.”

“It was unthinkable, wasn’t it? Was it even possible?”

“Oh [Name], you didn’t just active the controls, did you?”

“Is that what you wanted? Control?”

“I applaud your effort, I really do, but you really need to understand. There’s only so much that machine can do.”

“If you want to throw my story off track, you’re going to have to do much better than that.”

“I’m afraid you don’t have nearly the power you think you do.”

“How long until detonation then? Hmm… let’s say two minutes.”

“Ah, now this is making things a little more fun, isn’t it [name]?”

“Alright. I’m in a good mood, and you’re going to die anyways.”

“This version of events has been rather amusing.”

“[Name]… you’re in for quite a disappointment.”

“I want to watch you for every moment that you’re powerless, to see you made humble.”

“Will you cling desperately to your frail life, or will you let it go peacefully?”

“This was exactly the way, right now, that things were meant to happen.”

“When every path you can walk has been created for you long in advance, death becomes meaningless, making life the same.”

“As long as you move forward, you’ll be walking someone else’s path.”

“Why is there a voice in my head, dictating everything that I’m doing and thinking?”

“I’m through with this dream. I wish it to be over.”

“Please, just someone tell me I’m real! I must be real! I must be!”

“I’ll say it: this is the worst adventure I’ve ever been on.”

“You win! Congratulations! I know you put in a lot of hard work, and it really paid off, so, good job!”

“Okay, I’m getting weirded out by whatever this place is.”

“Hang on, that got a little bit weird back there. Well I’d like to apologize.”

“Wait! Cut the music! Go back and look at that fern!”

“Just don’t acknowledge It™ and we should be fine.”

“I’m not your enemy, really, I’m not.”

“Please, stop trying to make every decision by yourself.”

“It’s pretty humiliating to bring you this for only for you to suddenly decide you have better things to do.”

“Are you listening to me? Can you hear me? Is everything alright?”

“So, you hear me? Are you there? Are you listening to this?”

that’s the DIFFERENCE between YOU & ME

          you WEAR a weapon

                                       i AM a weapon

The Emperor’s New Groove starters pt. 1

“Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?”

“Well, you’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being!”

“I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason.”

“Ok, this is the real me.”

“This perfect world begins and ends with me.”

“It is time for you to choose your bride.”

“Let me guess, you have a great personality.”

“The emperor had me thrown out a window.”

“You really should have thought of that before you became a peasant!”

“The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?”

“Whoa! No touchy! No touch!”

“I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire.”

“I’m here because I received a summons.”

“Word on the street is you can fix my problem.”

“When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing.”

“Isn’t it great? It’s my birthday gift to me!”

“I give the word, and your town will be destroyed.”

“Pull the lever, ___.”

“WRONG LEVER!”

“Why do we even have that lever?”

“___, put your hands in the air!”

“I’ll smash it with a hammer.”

“Oh, right. The poison–The poison for ___. The poison chosen specifically to kill ___. ___’s poison.”

“I am one hungry king of the world.”

“Hey, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.”

“This isn’t poison. This is extract of llama!”

“All your poisons look alike. You might want to think about re-labeling some of them.”

“Well I suppose there’s time for dessert.”

“Still think I’m not the victim here?”

“I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.”

“Don’t listen to that guy, he’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”

“You’re sort of confusing me, so begone.”

“Um, what’s with the chimp and the bug?”

“Can we get back to me?”

“What am I gonna tell the village?”

“Hope that doesn’t come back to haunt me.”

“I ate a bug today!”

“Um, I’m the one in the cart, remember?”

“AAH! DEMON LLAMA!”

“You’re that whiny peasant.”

“What do you mean I don’t look like the emperor?”

“My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!”

“You’re the criminal mastermind, not me.”

“That’s giving you way too much credit.”

“Build your summer home somewhere else.”

“I don’t make deals with peasants!”

“Ooh, it’s a scary tree.”

“I’m born with an innate sense of direction.”

“Ok, that was the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Don’t worry your highness, I’ve got you! You’re safe now.”

“Maybe I’m just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn’t you say?”

“Don’t tell me, we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.”

“For the last time, it was not a kiss.”

“Some day you’re going to end up all alone, and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.”

“Are you going to build a fire or what?”

“Well, he ain’t getting any deader!”

“You know that means you’re doing something nice for someone else.”

“Don’t shake unless you mean it.”

“Believe it or not, I think I need a bath.”

“I was going to have you imprisoned for life, but I kind of like this better.”

mikey doodle

Reblog with what you would tell your 13-year-old self in the tags.

Disney Lyric Starters!

“It’s a small world after all.”

“Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!”

“It means no worries for the rest of your days.”

“I’m in the mood to help you, dude!”

“You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic lot!”

“A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!”

“Wish I could be part of that world.”

“A dream is a wish your heart makes.”

“I wonder why I didn’t see it there before.”

“What’s around the river bend?”

“How does she know you love her?”

“There’s more to see than can ever be seen.”

“I will never pass for a perfect bride.”

“Let me share this whole new world with you!”

“Zero to hero, just like that!”

“Go on and kiss the girl.”

“If there’s a prize for rotten judgement,I guess, I’ve already won that.”

“I’ll make a man out of you!”

“When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are.”

"You ain’t never had friend like me!”

“In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.”

“The cold never bothered me anyway.”

“Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?”

“I thought my heart had learned its lesson!”

“It’s she who holds her tongue who gets her man!”

“You’ve got to show her you need her.”

“I’ll be there someday, if I can be strong.”

“For one so small, you seem so strong.”

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

“Be mine or you will burn!”

“Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly.”

“They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch.”

“Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?”

“Let’s get down to business!”

“They say ‘have courage’, and I’m trying to!”

“I won’t say I’m in love!”

“Now I’m in a whole new world with you.”

“Come, stop your crying. It’ll be alright.”

“When will my reflection show who I am inside?”

“I have often dreamed, of a far off place.”

“Do you wanna build a snowman?”

“He’s the earth and heaven to you.”

“Everybody wants to know their true love is true.”

hurt meme.

“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”

“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”

“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”

“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”

“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”

“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”

“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”

“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”

“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”

“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”

“i fucked up, why do you not care?”

“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”

“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”

“i have no idea how to do cpr.”

“whose blood is that?”

“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”

“don’t you dare fucking let go!” 

“what the hell happened to you?” 

“are they dead? did you kill them?” 

“do you know what you’ve done?” 

“you’re either with me or against me.” 

“who the hell did this to you?” 

“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 

“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 

“when was the last time you ate?” 

“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 

 “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 

“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 

“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 

“are you… throwing up in there?” 

“why aren’t you eating?” 

“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 

“i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 

“i woke up, & you were gone.” 

“just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 

“it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”

Last ones for tonight

i am so so so so so sorry for going AWOL, it’s just that i’m focusing on a few projects, one of which i want to see through before anything else. so, mostly, @despairmade, with a couple parts “for funsies visual novel project” and “i am more than likely going to reboot one muse and combine them with another for a trio-muse blog”.

sorry for the lack of responses! it might be a while before I’m back active on this blog, it’s just that I want to finish despairmade while I’m putting myself to the grinding, you know?

ETA: oh i’m gonna drop my discord while i’m thinking about it. zetsubou. 🐻#4473