⨳ — STANLEY PARABLE;
⨳ — STANLEY PARABLE;
send one for my muse's reaction!
“This is the story of a person named [name].”
“[Name] was happy.”
“No, this couldn’t go any way except badly.”
“In here, I can be happy forever. I will be happy.”
“Now it’s just a little closer. Now it’s even closer. Here it comes…”
“So now that you’re here, what do you think? Isn’t this a fun and unique place to be?”
“Ok I’m done with this now. Aren’t you sick of this gag yet?”
“Well I don’t know how to say this politely, but you could literally hit escape and just restart the game and old time you want.”
“I’m enjoying what seems to be an internal conflict going on where you are literally unable to act on your own desires.”
“I’m going to try and make this as miserable as possible, and we’ll see how long you can maintain.”
“But now comes the real question: what do you think would have happened if you had told me that you wanted this to stop? Do you think it would have been particularly different?”
“Perhaps you would have never even thought of it, if I hadn’t brought up the issue in the first place.”
“so what do you think, which choice was the better one?”
“In fact, I’m just going to say that no one who’s listening to this is lucky.”
“Are you… are you really standing in the broom closet?”
“Please offer me some explanation here, I’m genuinely confused.”
“You do realize there’s no choice or anything in here, right?”
“Literally, this closet is of no significance whatsoever. I never would have thought to mention it.”
“I hope your friends find this concerning.”
“Well, I’ve come to a very definite conclusion about what’s going on right now. You’re dead.”
“Well, in a situation like this, the responsible thing to do is alert someone nearby so as to ensure your body is taken care of before it begins to decompose.”
“HELLO! ANYONE WHO HAPPENS TO BE NEARBY! THE PERSON AT THIS COMPUTER IS DEAD!”
“Alright, when you’ve done that just step outside into the hallway.”
“I guarantee you can’t do any worse than the person who came before you.”
“It was unthinkable, wasn’t it? Was it even possible?”
“Oh [Name], you didn’t just active the controls, did you?”
“Is that what you wanted? Control?”
“I applaud your effort, I really do, but you really need to understand. There’s only so much that machine can do.”
“If you want to throw my story off track, you’re going to have to do much better than that.”
“I’m afraid you don’t have nearly the power you think you do.”
“How long until detonation then? Hmm… let’s say two minutes.”
“Ah, now this is making things a little more fun, isn’t it [name]?”
“Alright. I’m in a good mood, and you’re going to die anyways.”
“This version of events has been rather amusing.”
“[Name]… you’re in for quite a disappointment.”
“I want to watch you for every moment that you’re powerless, to see you made humble.”
“Will you cling desperately to your frail life, or will you let it go peacefully?”
“This was exactly the way, right now, that things were meant to happen.”
“When every path you can walk has been created for you long in advance, death becomes meaningless, making life the same.”
“As long as you move forward, you’ll be walking someone else’s path.”
“Why is there a voice in my head, dictating everything that I’m doing and thinking?”
“I’m through with this dream. I wish it to be over.”
“Please, just someone tell me I’m real! I must be real! I must be!”
“I’ll say it: this is the worst adventure I’ve ever been on.”
“You win! Congratulations! I know you put in a lot of hard work, and it really paid off, so, good job!”
“Okay, I’m getting weirded out by whatever this place is.”
“Hang on, that got a little bit weird back there. Well I’d like to apologize.”
“Wait! Cut the music! Go back and look at that fern!”
“Just don’t acknowledge It™ and we should be fine.”
“I’m not your enemy, really, I’m not.”
“Please, stop trying to make every decision by yourself.”
“It’s pretty humiliating to bring you this for only for you to suddenly decide you have better things to do.”
“Are you listening to me? Can you hear me? Is everything alright?”
“So, you hear me? Are you there? Are you listening to this?”
More Posts from Ijounakame-blog and Others
Requested by Anon
okay, THIS is the part where i post a starter on a sunday night so i can stop dicking around and actually like. write. so.
feel free to like this for a starter, reply if you’re a multi or a sideblog, the usual stuff. mutuals only. yeah.
Bleak Morning - Submitted by SHIROASA #84828f #6a687a #536271 #3e4c5e #2c3d55
⨳ — TYPES OF HUGS;
send one for my muse's reaction!
♥ – A romantic hug ☺ – A friendly hug ♫ – A hug while dancing ✉ – A hug goodbye ღ – A hug in greeting ❣ –A hug after being separated ✪ –A sleepy hug ✢ – An awkward hug ♢ – A familial hug ⊗ – A quick hug ☄ – A long hug ✾ – A passionate hug ☀ – A hug from behind ▲ – A surprise hug ☑ – A polite hug ✸ – A bear hug ✚ – A hug while cuddling ‽ – A hug around the waist ♠ – A squeezing hug ❋ – A silent hug ♣ – A spinning hug
*: ･ﾟ✧ black butler season one episode three starters.
feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.
“ i’m so, so, sorry, i… i’ll wipe it off.”
“ why did you agree to take on such a useless idiot?”
“ you’re one to talk.”
“ it didn’t seem like such a bad idea.”
“ can’t refuse your favorite ___, can you?”
“ i never expected that i would be affected by it as well.”
“ i’m so sorry for causing all this trouble.”
“ whoa, calm down a second!”
“ should we take the knife away?”
“ just think of the horrible mess you would make.”
“ it would take hours just to clean up the blood.”
“ thank you. you’re so very kind.”
“ that was kindness?”
“ perhaps you should just sit there and relax so you don’t cause anymore trouble.”
“ if you do decide to seek your eternal rest, please see to it outside, would you?”
“ and try not to make too big a mess.”
“ it’s a pain to special-order a new one.”
“ you haven’t had a growth-spurt in years.”
“ we shouldn’t stay away for too long.”
“ it was a great tragedy.”
“ forgive me for asking, but your parents, did they…?”
“ sadly, they both perished in the fire.”
“ you just need to rest yourself for a while.”
“ why are they all skulls?!”
“ no! not again!”
“ i’ve made yet another unacceptable mistake.”
“ i can’t go on any longer!”
“ quit trying to die all the time!”
“ but i have to! it’s the only way to redeem my honor.”
“ i’m sure you’re tired.”
“ what’s the matter?”
“ what happened to this place?”
“ why, it’s a disaster!”
“ what is going on here?”
“ why on earth are you dressed as lunatics?”
“ you’re crazy! crazy…!”
“ what are you doing now?”
“ at the moment i believe i’m in the process of dying.”
“ you’re back! i missed you so much.”
“ what a surprise!”
“ how many times do i have to tell you? call me ___.”
“ oh, you really are just the cutest thing ever!”
“ i could just eat you up!”
“ you detract from the beauty of the room.”
“ oh! but i made such a lovely decoration out of him.”
“ yes! just look at it all. isn’t it so cute now?”
“ and i have a present for you too.”
“ you’re always dressed in black. i thought this would be a nice change.”
“ what do you think?”
“ i am deeply honored that you went to so much trouble for my sake.”
“ your generosity overwhelms me.”
“ happy to help.”
“ in any event, what are you doing here?”
“ i sneaked away because i wanted to see you, silly!”
“ you- you sneaked away? don’t you think you’ll get into trouble.”
“ why don’t we have a ball tonight?”
“ you can be my escort and we’ll dance around all night long.”
“ isn’t that a wonderful idea?”
“ you’ll wear the clothes i picked out for you, won’t you?”
“ pretty please? it’ll be so cute on you!”
“ you come with me! i want to make you even cuter than you already are.”
“ wait! i said NO BALL!”
“ i believe the wisest course of action is to go along with the plan.”
“ i don’t think she is going to listen to reason.”
“ i know i’ve never seen you dance before, but i assume that you can?”
“ well, that explains why you’re always such a wallflower at social engagements.”
“ i have too much work to do.”
“ i don’t have time to waste on dancing.”
“ with all due respect, dancing is a necessary skill to possess.”
“ fine, i’ll do it. now stop the lecture.”
“ we don’t have sufficient time to call in a tutor.”
“ don’t be ridiculous! i’m not going to take dancing instructions from you!”
“ besides, do you even know how to dance?”
“ now, if you would do me the honor, may i have this dance?”
“ your natural ability for dancing isn’t so much lacking as it is non-existent.”
“ you cannot simply cling for dear life onto your dance partner.”
“ you’re too tall / short, it’s not working!”
“ most importantly, you need to wipe that gloomy look off your face.”
“ now, let’s have a smile. pretend that it’s fun.”
“ let me go!”
“ i can’t smile.”
“ i’ve forgot how.”
“ i don’t know how to pretend like i’m having fun.”
“ how AWFUL! this is the most humiliating outfit ever.”
“ i think you’re going to have to make peace with it.”
“ that’s your problem with it?!”
“ i can’t live with a shame as deep as this. no… i’d rather die!”
“ eh… you aren’t going to try to stop me this time?”
“ i’ll make you look so adorable!”
“ i’m really farsighted, i can’t see anything without my glasses.”
“ you don’t have to see to have fun.”
“ now hand those over, silly.”
“ no, no, please!”
“ leave her / him alone.”
“ ___! you look adorable!”
“ why aren’t you wearing the ring i brought you?”
“ you’re so cruel!”
“ hah! fooled you! it’s mine now!”
“ give it back!”
“ wh-why are you so angry at me?”
“ what’s wrong?”
“ so- so why are you so angry?”
“ it’s truly one of a kind.”
“ it- it was that important? and i destroyed it?”
“ what are you doing?!”
“ how long are you going to cry?”
“ i- i’m so sorry.”
“ your face is a mess.”
“ what the hell? you can actually sing?!”
“ you can count on me.”
“ are you sure?”
“ indeed, i’m more deadly efficient than i appear.”
“ i’m in your debt.”
“ you’ve taught me a lot.”
“ they say that before a person dies, his life flashes before him.”
“ i know that when i see the light of death, this momentous evening is what will appear to me in my dying vision!”
“ interesting that you would say that.”
“ it’s finally over.”
“ you seemed to be enjoying yourself for a while there.”
“ don’t be so foolish.”
“ am i the fool here?”
“ when i close my eyes, i hear them too.”
“ i hear voices echoing in my head.”
“ you must get some rest”
“ don’t want to make yourself ill, do you?”
“ stay with me till i fall asleep.”
“ goodness, are you displaying weakness in front of me now?”
“ i will stay here. i am by your side forever. until the end.”
IN CASE YOU’VE FORGOTTEN, NO MEANS NO.
so when people say mutuals only? no non-mutuals?
that doesn’t mean you hassle them. that doesn’t mean you bitch at them. that doesn’t mean you antagonize, hate, terrorize, abhor, shit-talk, or guilt-trip. that doesn’t mean you sulk, you rally against, you call out, you turn against, or do anything.
you suck it up, realize THEY DON’T OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION, and you move the fuck on.
AND IF YOU CAN’T GET OVER YOURSELF? WE DON’T WANT YOU ANYWAYS.
― aesthetic for the survivor;
Temper us in fire, and we grow stronger.
When we suffer, we survive.
Disney Lyric Starters!
“It’s a small world after all.”
“Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!”
“It means no worries for the rest of your days.”
“I’m in the mood to help you, dude!”
“You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic lot!”
“A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!”
“Wish I could be part of that world.”
“A dream is a wish your heart makes.”
“I wonder why I didn’t see it there before.”
“What’s around the river bend?”
“How does she know you love her?”
“There’s more to see than can ever be seen.”
“I will never pass for a perfect bride.”
“Let me share this whole new world with you!”
“Zero to hero, just like that!”
“Go on and kiss the girl.”
“If there’s a prize for rotten judgement,I guess, I’ve already won that.”
“I’ll make a man out of you!”
“When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are.”
"You ain’t never had friend like me!”
“In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.”
“The cold never bothered me anyway.”
“Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?”
“I thought my heart had learned its lesson!”
“It’s she who holds her tongue who gets her man!”
“You’ve got to show her you need her.”
“I’ll be there someday, if I can be strong.”
“For one so small, you seem so strong.”
“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”
“Be mine or you will burn!”
“Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly.”
“They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch.”
“Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?”
“Let’s get down to business!”
“They say ‘have courage’, and I’m trying to!”
“I won’t say I’m in love!”
“Now I’m in a whole new world with you.”
“Come, stop your crying. It’ll be alright.”
“When will my reflection show who I am inside?”
“I have often dreamed, of a far off place.”
“Do you wanna build a snowman?”
“He’s the earth and heaven to you.”
“Everybody wants to know their true love is true.”
send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it
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ijounakame. ind. priv. highly sel. au. 2k12 donatello.brought to his knees by decay.
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