IN CASE YOU’VE FORGOTTEN,  NO MEANS NO.

☛ GET INSIDE YOUR CHARACTER'S HEAD! aka The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Meme

Ask a question, any question! Because I have nothing better to do than to answer your questions. ... No, really. I don't. D:

1: What does their bedroom look like?

2: Do they have any daily rituals?

3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

6: Eating habits and sample daily menu

7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

9: Makeup?

10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

11: Intellectual pursuits?

12: Favorite book genre?

13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?

16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?

17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

18: Favorite beverage?

19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

25: How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

26: Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

27: What is their biggest regret?

28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

29: Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

30: Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

31: Most prized possession?

32: Thoughts on material possessions in general?

33: Concept of home and family?

34: Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

35: What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

36: What makes them feel guilty?

37: Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

38: What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

39: Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

40: How misanthropic are they?

41: Hobbies?

42: How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

43: Religion?

44: Superstitions or views on the occult?

45: Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

46: If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

47: How do they express love?

48: If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

49: Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

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The Seven Deadly Partners

I am by no means trying to tell you what you should and should not do, nor am I aiming to police the internet. If you’re comfortable with some of the following, that’s fine but this is a list based on my own personal experiences and what I have learned from them and it’s to help as a warning to those who might not know what to look out for as they’re new to RPing.

((If you choose to reblog this post for others to see you may do so only on the condition that you do not tag or mention anyone who you feel is one of these partners. This is not a call out freebee, that’s not what this post is for!))

1. Possessive Obsessive

    These are Partners who become easily jealous when your muse interacts with other muses. They don’t like the idea that your blog is a multiverse/ship blog because theirs is not or whatever reason they give for it. They might even go as far as to contact others anonymously to tell them to leave you alone without even consulting you first. Some of these parters appear to become upset or aggressive when you don’t know everything about their muse or you refuse a plot suggestion from them. They will try to isolate you in such a way that you are only able to write with them.

2. Guilt Tripper

   Those that don’t like what has happened in a thread or that you’re writing with someone they don’t like and then threaten to leave the site if things don’t change. That it would be your fault if anything happens to them or their blog, even threats to alter their muses relationship with yours. This is an attempt to control how and who you interact with. This is manipulative behaviour and should not be stood for.

3. The ‘Game Master’ 

   These partners are those that come up with the plots only they control everything in the plot, your muse isn’t allowed to actually be your muse because it effects their muse or their plot. In the end you must consider if you are writing your muse or if you are writing an NPC for them. You owe these people nothing you don’t want to give, no matter how controlling or guilt tripping they then become when you confront them.

4. The Stifler 

    Similar to the Game Masters, these partners smother your muse with threads but every single one of them is centred around the needs of their muse and not yours. While their muse grows and develops, there’s no breathing room for yours to do the same. You burn yourself out in keeping up with their threads but don’t feel like you or your muse are getting anything in return.

5. The Stalker 

   They ask for all of your URLs and it can be quite flattering, only they become annoyed if they find another blog of yours elsewhere you haven’t mentioned, or that you don’t interact with them through a certain muse of yours. These people might just be excited and eager to write with you but they have no right to expect you to do so on any of your blogs.

6. The Victim

   This one always, always plays the victim ooc. Whatever you do that they don’t agree with suddenly turns into vague blogging, sending anonymous messages, setting their friends on you or blatantly ignoring you in the IMs. It turns into a public call out post in which they expect their followers to side with them no matter what and deny you the chance to explain your side of the situation, yet they do not block or unfollow you, wanting to see the chaos play out. When eventually reasoned with, this usually results in a sob story from them in order to get your supposed forgiveness and as if you might return to everything as normal… beware the apparent victim.

7. The Bleeder

   These are the partners who blend whatever is happening in character into out of character things. Sometimes it is just a one off and many, many people have done it in the past, but when it keeps happening there should be red flags and warning bells ringing. If your partner cannot differentiate between OOC and IC expect considerable drama!

~ lavender ~

OC’S !!! AND !!! MULTI-MUSE !!! BLOGS !!! ARE !!!  IMPORTANT !!! TOO !!!  REBLOG AND SPREAD THE LOVE BC THEY DESERVE SO MUCH MORE CREDIT THAN THEY ACTUALLY GET.

“—Sold.”

“Freeze!”

“You beast, you!”

“Your reputation SUCKS.”

“Is it worth a beer to you?”

“Excuse the hell out of me.”

“I can kill 20 men in 6 minutes.”

“Veggie burger! Veggie burger!”

“You pay, I may. That’s the rule!”

“Great, kids, Mr. Muscle Head.“

“Even paranoids have real enemies!”

“It’s like taking nose candy from a baby.”

“That’s a woman in a miniskirt, not a kid.”

“I don’t believe you for a New York-minute.”

“Listen, Mallet Head! I’m trying to help here!”

“What are they gonna do, cast a spell on me?”

“If Miami hasn’t got it, they haven’t invented it yet.”

“I get these occasional urges for stability in my life.”

“[name]. Living proof that man did evolve from slime.”

“Yeah, no professional pride. Just aim… and splatter.”

“Hell, we’re just women! We make bad choices, okay?”

“I couldn’t let you handle all that bad karma by yourself.”

“You wanna kill yourself, you go suck a tailpipe, [name].”

“Damn, [name], you always bring me to the nicest joints.”

“Listen, maybe it’s not your plant. Maybe it’s your hygiene.”

“My mind must have wandered… Down your eastern seaboard.”

“You know what they say about architecture – it’s like frozen music.”

“Eww! You’re all slimy, man. What, do you got a hormone problem?”

“What you’re doin’ in those photographs isn’t ordinary anywhere, pal.”

“You know the first thing I thought was, If he’s gone, who gets the car?”

“Cat-astrophe, Cat-atonic, Cat-scan. Any kind of cat you got, I’m up for it!”

“It’s where I learn to speak English so good, man – the golden age of TV.”

“I think you’re a bad dream, baby. I just wanna wake up and find you gone.”

“Hell, [name], a baby carriage alone will put you back a week’s take-home.”

“You can be a real pain in the butt sometimes. But I like you… I like you a lot.” 

“I’m puttin’ together a whole new group of people. Men that take life seriously.”

“I love this place, man! Pretty people, first-class restrooms, selective door policy!”

“Before you go out there and do your John Wayne, just remember that you owe me.”

“Well, at least they caught my good side, my chivalrous side – if a bit Neanderthal.”

“I’ve always tried to do what’s right; that’s the code I live by. Do you understand that?”

“101 Dalmatians ain’t just a cartoon, any more than Blue Suede Shoes is just a song.”

“Did you ever think that, [name]? That there’s a bullet somewhere… with your name on it?”

“This speed metal crap is just warmed-over Hendrix riffs, played twice as fast and half as well!”

“I need a place to kick back, where the forces of evil can’t reach me, while I make my plans, so… ”

“The slightest barometric altercation in the atmospheric pressures tend to affect my paranasal digestive systems.”