All my characters, in a car together: Oh no, dragon! What do we do? We're going to die! My main character: I want to distract the dragon by dancing with my crush and going crazy The love interest: I don't want to dance with you when a dragon is trying to eat us! My main character, dancing in circles: Too bad, I'm doing it!
Aster, age 20: Dad, I want a bedtime story!
Thomas: I'm busy, Aster. I'll tell you one tomorrow.
Aster: If you don't tell me a story, I won't go to bed!
Thomas: Once upon a time, there was a girl named Aster, who always wanted things her way. One day, her friends got sick of it and locked her in the basement for the rest of her life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end.
Aster: I don't like these stories with morals.
Me, Writertok completion open on my laptop and Writblr open on my phone
Just some watcher Grian, my fav
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Thank you @theweirdalienoftheweb and everyone who got me to 250 reblogs!
A while back I saw a Hozier related post about people simplifying Hozier’s lyrics and as an example of songs that are actually just about naughty stuff they gave Butchered Tongue.
Butchered Tongue. The song SO clearly about Ireland being colonised and his relationship with the Irish language.
“As a young man blessed to pass so many road signs and have my foreign ear made fresh again on each unlikely sound” is him reading signs in Irish.
“The ears were chopped from young men if the pitch cap didn’t kill them. They are buried without scalp in the shattered bedrock of our home” Irish men being killed, having their ears cut of and having their scalp cut off.
Ireland is probably the only country in Europe that has been colonised. They have been fighting for their rights for centuries and you wanna write this song of as “just about sex”????
Not my art
What a time to be alive!
New years celebration in the winner's waiting room.
Save me superbat....save me....
Just sharing some dark watcher Grian
(Not my art)
realized that i only drew watcher grian like once ever and had to fix it real quick
please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts
Writelbr and fantasy authors,, I am going to save your life (or at least a few hours of research). Lookup Johan Egerkrans, he is a Swedish author who has written three books (that I know of).
Dragons, a book about dragons from all around the world (mostly Scandinavian).
Vaesen, about creaturs from Scandinavian folklore and
Nordic Gods, about Nordic Mythology.
If you don't care about Scandinavian folklore or Nordic Mythology (which, understandable) I still recommend Dragons
The first chapters of my marauder’s fic are published on wattpad, “Two falling black stars”
It’s a wolfstar and jegulus fic with angst but also a happy ending