Aster, Age 20: Dad, I Want A Bedtime Story!

Aster, age 20: Dad, I want a bedtime story!

Thomas: I'm busy, Aster. I'll tell you one tomorrow.

Aster: If you don't tell me a story, I won't go to bed!

Thomas: Once upon a time, there was a girl named Aster, who always wanted things her way. One day, her friends got sick of it and locked her in the basement for the rest of her life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end.

Aster: I don't like these stories with morals.

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I’m aware that he’s a cannibal but I want to be held like that!

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1 year ago

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8 months ago

What an absolute beauty of a man

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2 months ago

A while back I saw a Hozier related post about people simplifying Hozier’s lyrics and as an example of songs that are actually just about naughty stuff they gave Butchered Tongue.

Butchered Tongue. The song SO clearly about Ireland being colonised and his relationship with the Irish language.

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Ireland is probably the only country in Europe that has been colonised. They have been fighting for their rights for centuries and you wanna write this song of as “just about sex”????


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1 year ago

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1 year ago

Absolutely beautiful

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11 months ago

Marinette: Fuck the rich

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Sol: What?

Marinette: What?

Lyn, not looking away from her book: I think he said "please do"

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